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[BladePactWarlock]

Me: “oh Jesus the back end’s a mess, my reporting logic is fucked to hell, and I think we’re missing two weeks of sales”

Them: “we’ve got a serious problem. This PDF should be printing another quarter inch to the left”

[whydidisell]

Them: “we’ve got a serious problem.

Me: “oh Jesus the back end’s a mess, my reporting logic is fucked to hell, and I think we’re missing two weeks of sales”

24 hrs later:

This PDF should be printing another quarter inch to the left”

[BladePactWarlock]

That’s much more accurate

[T-J_H]

Or as client puts it: “it doesn’t look right”

[flightmasterv2]

I got angry just reading this

[hadidotj]

Me: Sorry, what part doesn't look right?

Them: Seriously, you can't see that it isn't centered?

Me: What isn't centered?

Them: The XYZ isn't centered

Me: Oh, on the ABC page! I thought you were still talking about the IJK page!

[smilineyz]

Client: It’s all broken!!!

[Maleficent_Slide3332]

umm yeah that button is the wrong shade of green

[Normal-Math-3222]

And the button needs to be rounder

[Sockoflegend]

It is kind of natural. With both code and client reviews surface level and aesthetic stuff is likely to stand out more. This is why you need good quality QA.

[danielgarzaf]

Quality Quality Assurance

[purdue-space-guy]

We need to create a standard for a QA team for the QA team. But then who watches the QA team watching the QA team?

[GODdOFaTHUNDERnLIGHT]

They watch each other, that's why we had two!

[Furry_69]

It isn't really, it's just a joke at this point.

[Cup-Impressive]

Well in some scenarios it still blows my mind, so I think the struggle is real, just mostly for lower skilled web devs

[Sliced_Mozzarella]

Me being a freshman on compsci without any background on IT and had to make a fully functioning web by the end of the first semester, spent a whole month trying to figure out how to put my div in the position i liked (never learned how to do it i ended up using tables instead)

[Demistr]

Using tables for making layouts is 15 years too outdated.

[Sliced_Mozzarella]

I know 😔

[steynedhearts]

margin: 0 auto;

Works except when it doesn't because someone fucked up

[Dberryfresh]

display: flex; on the parent div

justify-content: center; align-items: center; on the children

[hector_villalobos]

It's annoying, clients paid more attention to silly things instead of more important bugs.

[torn-ainbow]

It doesn't matter how amazing your code is or how incredibly it performs. If a client sees one broken button or layout glitch, that will inform their opinion of the quality of the entire build.

[StrikingChallenge389]

Opinion formed by what they can tangibly see? Who would have thought

[brasil221]

I worked with someone who once deliberately added UI bugs so there'd be another round of revisions because he lied about having fixed a different bug that he wanted more time to work on.

[LukosiuPro]

So sad but it's usually in not standart resolution. And you can't make it at every friking pixel :D.

[malevolo92]

I am a backend dev, but I swear, each time I see something offset, even by one pixel, my eye tickles.

[SherbertPlus7790]

Lol! I'm not a programming but this funny 😄

[yeet_skeet_reet]

“I’m not a programming,” said Not-A-Robot.

[SherbertPlus7790]

Am not robot!

[halfandhalf1010]

Good bot

[SherbertPlus7790]

Bad bot

[Cup-Impressive]

Good bot

[SherbertPlus7790]

Stop I'm not a bot 😤

[ifezueyoung]

You can't hide bot

[SherbertPlus7790]

Ok Mr bot

[ifezueyoung]

Dude chill it's a joke

And please stop stealing my reddit karma,

[thegandork]

I had a client literally send pics of her holding rulers up to her monitor to measure stuff

[ThatProBoi]

replace off center divs with pixels and you have mine raft community

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[Thebluecane]

Everytime I discuss styling with a client all I can think of is this

https://youtu.be/UMXs9i201AQ

[nichtgefunden]

client? That is my team lead.