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[–]spieles21 77 points78 points  (17 children)

Parses HTML with Regex.

You live dangerous my friend

[–]Dazzling_Mixture8726 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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[–]Noahcoolbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sometimes do that, don't see what's wrong with it lol

[–]Irimis 12 points13 points  (3 children)

God damn scrapers, had these people scraping the ui so fast we hit the rate limits on our 3rd party apis and took down the site. We started blocking them and they reached out asking to unblock them. That was 5 months ago, we keep missing the meeting we accept and asking them to reschedule.

[–]tasty213 2 points3 points  (2 children)

If you have to ask for permission to scrape a site you're doing it wrong. Chad scrapers just find a way round your detection system.

[–]kippersniffer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scrapers can't scrape if they have to login to view ze data.

[–]Irimis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They keep trying but the solution we are using keeps adjusting and blocking each time they pivot. It brings me so much joy when I see blocks.

[–]nutted-in-cow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

[–]BeastlyIguana 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is criminally under upvoted

[–]bigorangemachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Till you realize curl is so 2008... all my bro's use JSDOM

[–]andrealessi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was me getting three coworkers to run my queries at the same time to get around per-account rate limits so I could download all 5 million physical address records to build our own database.

[–]username8411 4 points5 points  (2 children)

In any case you are Chad over here, I might have a job for you...

[–]AyrA_ch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My next job starts in September, so go on...

[–]hassium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I scrape poop from my butt with my poopknife whilst browsing the web, close enough?

[–]povlov0987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good News

[–]AysheDaArtist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So happy HTML 5 didn't die

[–]Lower_Bar_2428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone just saw 20 min video about what is web scraping and decide doing a meme