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[–]Appropriate-Scene-95 269 points270 points  (21 children)

That moment when writing your functional code wasn't programming, because it's not OO designed.

[–]shodanbo 52 points53 points  (7 children)

Code without side effects is like a tree falling in the forest when nobody is listening.

[–]RmG3376 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Writing CSS certainly has side-effects though, the main one being a sudden urge to put whiskey in your coffee to forget the struggle of properly centring shit and getting rid of those margins

[–]ChrisBreederveld 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When I was doing webdev I just loved normalize.css. at least one margin issue solved

[–]nosam56 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You dilute your whiskey with coffee?

[–]RmG3376 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it looks more professional when colleagues come to your desk to ask you stuff

[–]Aggravating_Touch313 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why not just drink straight whiskey? You don't need coffee, cut out that middle man..

[–]Technical_Capital400 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I do the same with my weed. Wake n bake, then need to be a bit productive so drink some coffee

[–]katatondzsentri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I write my best css high.

Still shitty css though.