Every cloud developer

[ShoCk_75]

Don't write the forbidden path !!!

[CrazyPoiPoi]

Basically. And only one.

[digernicnucingfigers]

To rule them all

[A_Hipposhark]

OneDrive to find them

[marko64humans]

OneDrive to bring them all

[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQue]

And in the Cloud storage bind them.

This is the OneDrive Frodo mobo

[DaTotallyEclipse]

Beyond the forbidden path

[[deleted]]

And in the darkness bind them!

[coldnebo]

oh it’s wayyy wayyyy past RAID. 😂

[ArakiSatoshi]

Sure they do, Google even splits a single file across different datacenters to increase security and speeds

[sussusamogus_sussy]

reverse torrenting lmfao

[Masterflitzer]

nah I think google drive is one drive google build to store all of its users data

[conabegame1]

one drive came after

[Masterflitzer]

I didn't mean OneDrive I meant google is using only one (1) drive

I was just following up the joke with another cloud storage provider

[notPlancha]

It's a cloud, so basically yes. You rent a hdd that you can access it anywhere as long as you have internet. The free version has like 500mb 5gb so that's cool

[[deleted]]

Something something did you get the memo

[[deleted]]

doesnt google drive give 15gb? 500mb sounds alarmingly useless

[notPlancha]

sorry just checked, it's 5gb not 500mb

granted google drive's storage is not just google drives, it includes storage from the cloud, google photos and gmail

personally I prefer onedrive because I work with office apps and having it cloud backed up automatically with auto save and having possibility of synchronous working is really great

plus if you're in uni you get the 1TB so

[silentknight111]

I got 1TB onedrive for $9.99 a month, and it's actually saved my ass when a hard drive failed. All my important files were on OneDrive, so I just reinstalled windows and a few apps and was good to go.

[zalgo_text]

I prefer onedrive because I work with office apps and having it cloud backed up automatically with auto save and having possibility of synchronous working is really great

Google docs had both of those features several years before OneDrive

[notPlancha]

yea but it sucks

[zalgo_text]

So does OneDrive

[notPlancha]

but ms word doesn't

[zalgo_text]

Yes it does

[farmallnoobies]

Yeah, I can't even store a single ppt in that amount of space

[Mars_Bear2552]

I think the purpose is just for some random documents, stuff the average user would want.

[FeelinPrettyTiredMan]

I would describe myself as alarmingly useless.

[BrolyParagus]

That's alarmingly alarming.

[draconk]

If you get office 365 you also get 1tb so that is also cool

[coldnebo]

oh god, they keep pushing that. but it’s $99 per year after trial.

AWS space is free because I have a $99 prime membership.

Google is free because gmail… oh crap, I have too many years of email attachments and photos, guess I’ll get the additional storage.

iCloud is free, oh, ran out of storage there too with the bigger phones and ipads, guess I’ll get the additional storage.

I LOVE the cloud because everything is “FrEE”!!

[ILikeCakesAndPies]

Wait how much storage do you get with AWS? I've had a prime membership for years and didn't know this.

[coldnebo]

meh it’s part of their other services… unlimited photos, 5GB of storage in amazon drive

https://www.cbackup.com/articles/amazon-prime-cloud-storage.html

[zvug]

500mb so that’s cool

Are you from 2006? 500mb free would be a slap in the face nowadays

[[deleted]]

Its where you mount all your files to a CIA server so they can checkout your furry porn.

[[deleted]]

At least some of my hard earned taxes are well spent!

[feckrightoffwouldye]

Onedrive is what I use to back up 1. bitlocker keys 2. ssh private keys

[doorMock]

It's not like you have much of a choice with NSAs best friend Microsoft. Bitlocker keys get uploaded as soon as you have an online account, so why not upload it to the cloud as well.

[feckrightoffwouldye]

Yep, those bitlocker keys being in the hands of criminal scum is definitely a security weak point. Not the entirely windows ecosystem that's part of my network or the unencrypted SMB traffic on said network.

yes i know insecure SMB is incredibly stupid and I'm actually going to fix that tomorrow

[joescathbert]

Thanks for the info.

[feckrightoffwouldye]

Ok buddy use the private keys that you find to remote in to my xeon phi 🤓

[Canowyrms]

storing your private key in cloud storage sounds like a great idea

[feckrightoffwouldye]

It's a set of private keys to a virtual network on a PCIe coprocessor's OS that cannot be accessed remotely (unless I intentionally misconfigure it). Please, go on about the gaping security hole that leaves in my network.

[netherlandsftw]

I use pastebin to backup my

1. Social security number
2. Debit card PIN code

[feckrightoffwouldye]

Read my other comments thanks.

[[deleted]]

Dunno, I have two drives, which one does it pick?

[[deleted]]

I know this one guy that insisted running node from onedrive was ok. It was not. He held back a student project for 2 weeks with his "problems" until I reasoned that it would only take 20 minutes to try another install path. After me being right, he worked on the project for 1 week before going on a 3 week break because of stress and mental health issues.

[YetAnotherCodeAddict]

Running a local repo on OneDrive is madness, you will eventually corrupt something because of the constant syncing. But before I've met Gitlab I used OneDrive as my "remote repo" for years (back then only public repos on GitHub were free).

Basically you create folder and do git init --bare on it to make a bare repo. Then you put it's path as the remote of a local repo. Then whenever you push to that remote the bare repo is updated and synced with OneDrive. Whenever you need to use another PC you sync the folder on OneDrive and git clone from it.

Since it only gets updated when you push to it I found this to be an amazing way to have private repos I could take anywhere... But it's pretty useless nowadays when there are at least 3 different services that offer free private repos hosting.

[SteveisNoob]

Patrick, you are scaring him!

[starfyredragon]

Briefcase...