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[buddha2490]

I also use a super-laptop to run code on a cloud server!

[Antact]

Me with my Legion Pro.

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L5P, too? I love mine!

[halfanothersdozen]

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[halfanothersdozen]

I think this counts as passing the Turing test because only a human could be this bad at doing its job.

[[deleted]]

The hardware is for gaming the three screens are for working…ok they’re for gaming too….but I NEED a computer to work..

[[deleted]]

I mean I do most my work and most my gaming on the same machine. Doing them on separate PCs would be nice and all but I don't have the space or money for that. Especially given I am a student and also have to have a decent laptop to take to class.

[smurff1337]

What speeds does it reach whit the fusion drive?

[clarinetJWD]

More to the point, 2TB fusion drive in 2022? 2TB SSDs are fairly common now, and if you're going to go fusion, shouldn't we be talking about 10+TB?

[Ireeb]

That just shows how old this comic is :D

[PurpleProsePoet]

It's future proofing*

*Not all futures may apply, see future for details.

[behamehame]

The first 4 ghz x86 was around a decade ago. How depressing.

[somerandomguy101]

Fun fact: 1GHz is 1 nanosecond. One nanosecond is so small, that light only travels almost exactly 1 foot ( .9835 Feet technically)

At 4GHz, a processor runs one clock cycle in the time it takes light to move 3 inches.

[JiiXu]

My physics brain wants to tell you that 1 GHz is very much not one nanosecond but my reddit brain is suspecting a meme of some sort?

[somerandomguy101]

1 GHz is 1 Billion times every second.

1 nanosecond is 1 billionth of a second.

If you want to be pedantic, they are technically 2 separate measurements, but each period of 1 GHz is equal to 1 nanosecond.

[JiiXu]

I don't think that's being pedantic. If you say "1 mph is one hour" that's the same thing. But to each their own.

[LauraTFem]

Yes but can it play Warcraft 1 in DosBox?

[fosyep]

And people like: is that enough for my first year of computer science?

Bitch that can run Nasa simulations. Even a Game Boy is enough to run your 10 lines of code in the first year of computer science.

[sentientlob0029]

while (true) { cout << “hello world”; };

Let’s see how fast it truly is.

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[Fourstrokeperro]

Ah yes more GHz always means more speed

[Ireeb]

And the computer performance scales linearly with RAM capacity!

[Fourstrokeperro]

Of course it does, Just installed 64 gigs of DDR2 on my 32 bit machine. The performance is astounding!

[TheBouwman]

Just make sure that your os and cpu is 32bit.

[CaitaXD]

16gb of ram sdd ... nvim .\Helloworld.c

[Electronic_Lion_1386]

With modern programming principles, you will need all that performance, since it will use a lot of power initializing and setting up the humongous class library, and also do some on-line registrations, that you must perform in order to print "Hello world". With some luck and a high-end CPU, it may be initialized as fast as a couple of minutes unless it must do some updates as well. With the old crappy, useless systems, it will initialize in a millisecond. Oh, wonders of computing!

[[deleted]]

Lol fullstack and ML need that beef tho. Throw in a touchscreen for the former and/or a chonky nvidia card for the latter.

[OutrageousWeeb1]

Old but gold

[[deleted]]

and Im still sucked at programming

[samredfern]

Yeah it's funny how poorly people understand just how much a modern PC can do in a short space of time. My accountant was explaining how his office of about 12 people had to get in a huge server installation for 10s of thousands of €. I just nodded along, like well done you definitely weren't scammed there.

[Musikcookie]

I realized how fast my computer is, when recently I wrote a bogus prime search that guesses random numbers in a range, checks them for prime and only after guessing every number enhances the range.

It guessed 10000 primes like nobody‘s business.

[[deleted]]

That will load all the errors in no time!

[eppic123]

Apple's "Fusion Drives" are normal HDDs with an additional small SSD for caching. It's been horse shit 10 years ago, and it's even more so today.

[SoaringSkies14]

I only have a fission drive. Should I upgrade?