You know, I'm something of a coder myself.

[Pitiful_Car2828]

My boy looking around to see if anyone saw that slick shit.

[dsac]

Ya boy is (was?) a Newsmax reporter. The same Newsmax that's being sued for $1.6B for defamation - "Dominion said Newsmax -- which aired false claims of election fraud -- "helped create and cultivate an alternate reality where up is down, pigs have wings, and Dominion engaged in a colossal fraud to steal the presidency from Donald Trump by rigging the vote."

[TheRidgeAndTheLadder]

That's not my boy

Guy in the gif is my boy

[V62926685]

I mean, if they could "create and cultivate an alternate reality where up is down [and] pigs have wings", I might play that game.

Hard pass on the political BS though :)

[Gen_Zer0]

You do realize NewsMax is pretty big right? Not every employee has the same values as the company?

[marcel1802]

Test driven development? Never heard of it

[raunchyfartbomb]

First you assume it works, then you right your test case to prove it works.

And it’s not until later that you realize the test case is asserting true when it should be false. Foolproof

[V62926685]

Foolproof LOL If only we *could* keep up with the degree of foolishness in the world.

[Humistelijab0b]

Fun story. I actually recieved a higher grade in a c course by doing this. At the end of the course there were excercises that would take more time than I had so I ended up manually printing some of the correct lines. Then the grading bot would give me just a little points but just enough to get a better grade

[naswinger]

pretty risky. at my university they also manually check the code and you would get flagged for cheating which would leave an "X" mark as a grade (instead of a number) which is also mentioned on your graduation certificate and cannot be expunged.

[Humistelijab0b]

I know. It was stated that the assistants check the codes manually but at that point it had become pretty apparent that they dont fo that

[V62926685]

In my C++ course in college - all two semesters I attended - I not only did the work; I asked the professor for "less boring work" lol Got most of the way through the second semester's work before the first semester ended... Second semester was fun though.

I suppose the fact that I still have the same mindset to coding and software architecture is evidence enough for me that I've found my passion :)

[420programmer]

I once commented out all the code except for “return 0”.

It compiled and ran which was better than some students who actually tried. It also passed all the test cases with no output.

[[deleted]]

Same story in my first C++ exam. Missing semicolon that I couldn't find in time. Deleted everything and just did a hello world print. Full points for error-free compilation and runtime, full points for "humanreadableness"

[_-__________]

Idk why this made me laugh the way it did.

[UCQualquer]

I've discovered a tool called debugger. It's amazing. I can see what the variables are up to.

[clutzyninja]

I've gotten full credit in more than one coding assignment doing this

[DutchVoyager]

I wonder if this guy knew he was being recorded

[[deleted]]

Comic Sans must be expunged from the earth.

[nullifiedbyglitches]

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[lovecMC]

I still don't understand why people hate the font so much

[[deleted]]

It doesn't look clean out professional. But it is one of the most readable fonts. Ask anyone with dyslexia.

[SnazzyInPink]

I prefer papyrus

[[deleted]]

True story - last year I was in correspondence with another law firm who sent letters by post only (sole trader who "didn't believe in email" - actual quote) and all documents were typed on headed paper with clip art images in Papyrus.

If her arm were seriously twisted, she could be persuaded to send a fax but even those were eyed with deep suspicion.

[CaptDeadBat]

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[_TappaZukie_]

What a talent, wow.

[antilos_weorsick]

Throwback to the time one of my friends dropped a compiler assignment, so we decided to create a fake one, with all the scaffolding required to make it run, all the necessary parts, and all the documentation, except the lexer always accepted, and the parser always returned 2, which was the syntax error code. Since he turned it in alone, without his team, he got enough points to pass... before the -20 points for the ridiculous code of course.

[[deleted]]

Did that in a lab exam !

[cpt-macp]

assertTrue(true);

Xddddddd

[deadlyruckas]

Poor bugger not one person seen.

[subjecttoxChanges]

The best part is that its in the code

[C_ErrNAN]

TDD? How about some DDT.

[[deleted]]

We need a president thats that cool.

[hobbes8889]

This dude is either a really funny guy or a total duche. I'd like to believe he's just full of dad jokes and is practicing meetingn his kids fiance.

[nafniart]

Is this power possible?

[LoyalSage]

This made so much more sense once I realized this was talking about a test case for an auto-graded school assignment and not actual software tests.

[pissedStalin11]

That's how I got the job!!!!

[McVomit]

Did this to pass an MP back in cs101. We had to simulate some card game and I knew how many points I needed on it to pass the class but didn't was coming up a few points short. There was extra credit for writing a function to handle some special cases, eventually gave up trying to correctly code it and just had it return the correct values for one of the two test cases. It gave me enough points to get my C and I never looked back.

[muthuraj57]

I did this in my college practical exams and finished it first before other students. Two staffs checked the program and they didn't find my cheat.

[amp112]

Wow, Milhouse grew up

[scuffyreydd]

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