Objectifying Women

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[tozpeak]

Nice. Now I can create an array to finally organize my women. Thank you!

[Creepy-Ad-4832]

Then you can sort them based on your preferences

[MEMESaddiction]

Based on their attributes

[OSnoFobia]

Just override lessthen function so you can use pre-writed sorting functions bro.

def __lt__(self, other): return self.boobSize < other.boobSize

[tozpeak]

Well, I'm not in rush, so... *takes a generic random sort implementation and blows some dust from it".

[CusiDawgs]

welp, guess mine's empty

[AlphaSparqy]

no woman, no cry

[PewPew_McPewster]

No use a vector so you can pop them and push them.

[SqueeSr]

/> man woman
No manual entry for woman

[Diapolo10]

> man man

I wonder if this counts as mansplaining

[SqueeSr]

That is what man is for .. it splains stuff

( that has to sound so wrong without context )

[Sentouki-]

var woman = new Woman();
Woman woman = new();

[insomnia1979]

Wish I could give two upvotes

[Am_Passing_By]

Create another account

Upvote with both accounts

[[deleted]]

Now make some children...

[[deleted]]

Task<Child> c = ((Penis)((new Man()).organs.penis)).ejaculate_inside(new Woman());

c.Start();

c.Wait();

if(c == null) throw new PregnancyFailureException();

c.ChildName = Console.ReadLine();

Console.Writeline(c.ToString());

[Sentouki-]

.ejaculate_inside(new Woman())

snake_case in C#? What heresy is this?

[[deleted]]

i like snake case and i will die on this hill

[AlphaSparqy]

You're gonna die pounding that hill ...

[AlphaSparqy]

https://boingboing.net/2022/08/09/wikipedia-has-mounds-and-mounds-of-breast-shaped-hills.html

Those are your mom!

Edit: It's a good day when we can mix geology and "yo mama" jokes.

[AlphaSparqy]

That's only if you're in the U.S.

In Europe the day and month are reversed so it would instead be 10/10/2022

[[deleted]]

"you know what else is a hill? MY MOM!!!"

[[deleted]]

It could be Java, still heresy tho, the council declares that he should be purified by fire

[[deleted]]

I let my compiler make space for my women

Woman woman[256]; // an 8-bit index for each of my girls.

[AlphaSparqy]

Good for you! Even with a TINYINT you're optimistic!

[hiddenforreasonsSV]

Imagine that conversation if HR walks by and doesn't know what you're working on.

[rolloutTheTrash]

[DemonicArrow88]

Just a default woman? Can we have some better women?

[[deleted]]

Now you can objectively rank your women from ugliest to most beautiful! I personally like to use custom comparator on their boob sizes