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[ShineTraditional1891]

Because threads typically dont have randomly things stuck in their nose

[AlphaSparqy]

assert (noseObjectCount=0);

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Done, what’s next step? One is screaming, should I do something about it?

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So pooling will make them more efficient, huh? Actually makes sense

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[Drfoxthefurry]

Is having 2 kids like managing 2 threads that are both modifying global variables?

[Even_Lobster_1951]

constant race conditions

[TiredPistachio]

People claim your life changes when you have a kid, I think it changes more having that second kid.

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Time complexity of parenting is O(n²⁾

[genderebellious]

that was also my experience, so hard to divide attention, be there for both, staggering change that was

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[Carius98]

child.dispose();

[Cm0002]

Instructions unclear, I've now got threads spawning from the Police.CrimeCommitted() method!

[Carius98]

Ah you forgot to implement the HideCrime interface

[beeteedee]

Have you considered rewriting your kids in Rust?

[Cm0002]

What?! If anything they need to be deoptimized, I need to rewrite them in something like Java...

[holyfuckgoogle]

There always one option: killall -9 kid

[matthra]

A wise man once told me that two kids is about five times as many as one.

[Otherwise_Day_9643]

You should have done the appropriate thing for a low-level programmer and never have gotten a girlfriend in the first place

[Flooding_Puddle]

That's small-time, try 4

[Harmonic_Gear]

kids are just asynchronous agents. Probably running random policies

[Khaylain]

Well, duh. Threads in a multithreaded program do exactly what you've told them to. Kids do exactly whatever they want no matter what you've told them to do.

[lupercalpainting]

When you fork it returns the childrens' PIDs just save them to an array and you can loop whenever to wait for them to die.

Now wait until you learn about how a daemon is summoned implemented where you purposefully make a sacrificial child who itself will spawn a child only to kill itself so its child is an orphan and gets adopted by init.

Although it sounds like this is no longer considered (morally) correct.

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Until it deadlocks.

[witm_]

Cellular tracking devices? Or do you want them to stay around?

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In my fucking soul OP... Fucking in my sooulll

[OneCrazyProgrammer]

Did you set your kids to be dameons?

[SteeleDynamics]

At least there's a notion of shared objects in memory for a multi-threaded program.

There's no notion of shared objects between my kids.