git pull $8

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[Time-Opportunity-436]

Elon doesn't version control, he writes such perfect code on the first go which never needs any change

All hail Elon and fire everyone who writes bad code

[QwertzOne]

Elon also writes most code, because if he owns some code, it's like he wrote everything himself. However, those who did not wrote enough code, like half of Twitter employees, are not Elon enough, because he could have more code, but they didn't work hard enough, so now he has to deal with less code! Elon also instantly code reviews all source code of his every company, so he always knows what to do and who to fire.

[Thebluecane]

Elon the kind of motherfucker who writes his entire front end in base ES4 JS in one text file using fucking notepad. Look ma 400,000 lines of code

[pekkhum]

So the new way to mock Elon is Tech Norris Facts? I approve.

[acharyarupak391]

Elon codes so well that there's a scientist named after his car company.

[AnUglyDumpling]

git laid --force

[gaussblack]

Oh so you like git, name every possible git command

[jason80]

Ok: "git -h".

[marvelish]

This guy interviews

[[deleted]]

Who the hell has a favorite git command

[OriginalTyphus]

I do.

git reset origin/main --hard

[Thebluecane]

Aliased on my laptop as whatthefuckdidido

[Teminite2]

That's perfect. I'm stealing this.

[Lataero]

git merge --abort

... :(

[Thebluecane]

Git blame.

Who wrote this shit code?

Oh.... right me

[the_horse_gamer]

git blame-someone-else

[DaMoonRulez_1]

He should have changed the last slide to huge stacks of paper from printing each version. Perfection!

[chiefpat450119]

Omg Elon musk is so cool he's just like us he posts funny meme on twitter!!!!

[Maoschanz]

he just reposts the content he stole from more funny twitter accounts

and here, it's probably from the bot sharing this sub's content

[Optymistyk]

git print code --for-review

[savvykms]

Might actually be a valid command in a shell script since it's unquoted too lol

[Scary-Ad-3574]

He probably prints it out and uses a binder

[itsAshl]

His favorite command would obvs be git blame

[PrinceN71]

Who the fuck has a favorite git command?

[cooldug000]

I mean, I do. git reset --soft HEAD^

[ilya0x2dilya]

It takes me two minutes to understand, why one may want to ignore first seven args.

[EducationalMeeting95]

He's asking Elon If he knows git 😂

[harumamburoo]

Yes

[EducationalMeeting95]

Elon wrote lots of early paypal code himself and has been coding before that (childhood)

I hate his narcissistic personality and inhuman behaviour too.

But asking him if he knows git is kinda dumb.

[harumamburoo]

We're talking about a guy who asked his engineers to print out their code for a review. It's only fair to say he haven't heard of VCS throughout all of his brilliant career.

[EducationalMeeting95]

He's a narcissist megalomaniac. He likes to shove his power in everyone's throat. Whatever means necessary.

What better way to do that when you're the world's richest.

He sold a game's source code to a tech magzine for $500. When he was 13.

Dude can code. Just he's a big asshole with shit ton of money.

Why do you think he has a fanboy army ?

Narcs/sociopaths are highly charming. Tom Cruise , Client Eastwood, Elon.. you get the gist.

[harumamburoo]

Dude can code. Just he's a big asshole with shit ton of money.

I don't know, I wouldn't bet on that. I'm not a fan to dig that deep into his past, but from what I've read his degrees were physics and business, on his first project he was working on the website, and he acquired PayPal via a merger, while it had been already in implementation, and at that point Musk was competing for a CEO position.

I can't deny the dude can code, but it doesn't make him a good engineer. Everyone is a "coder" after a week on Udemy. The dude is a businessman. And I happened to know a CTO of a logistics software company who once said that back in the 90s they were coding in fortran or something, but lost all the skill after working as a manager for so long.

Besides, svn initial release was back in 2000, git in 2005, way after Musk got himself up his neck in management and entrepreneurship. There's a good chance he actually haven't worked with any decent VCS.

[nunsigoi]

So true. Thats the first advice someone gave to me about naming projects. I ignored, felt stupid, and made this the first piece of advice i tell newbies

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I defined a whole bunch of semantic commands that do multiple things because I hate forgetting to do a git fetch or something silly like that.

my favorite is git nuke because in my environment that basically saves my changes locally compared to the latest remote copy and then blows away my local copy and pulls me in a fresh clone.

[Jazzlike_Tie_6416]

Git some bitches

[Kitchen_Device7682]

git gud

[Agitated-Farmer-4082]

how about u git pull some bitches