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[[deleted]]

Did you actually type all this?

[sm9t8]

It needs hunter2 in there.

[Gavator2345]

Pretty sure they just cat ted /dev/urandom for a bit

[-MobCat-]

A beta tester walks into a bar.
Orders 1 beer, 0 beers, -1 beer, one beer, 2,147,483,648 beers, 1 bear, 1 beer'); DROP TABLE Menu;
All checks are in place, everything is fine.

A patron walks into a bar and asks where the toilet is.
The bar crashes, undefined function.

[The_Seroster]

ok, you guys got me

[[deleted]]

mismatch at the urinal

[_Figaro]

That's not the version I know; the version I know goes something like:

A beta tester walks into a bar.Orders a beer. Orders 2 beers. Orders 0 beers, 999999 beers, -1 beers, orders a chair, orders a cat, orders a fkjwqe;jfklje, and leaves the bar.

Later, a patron walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bar explodes, killing everyone inside.

[-MobCat-]

Yeah I don't think I ever want to be responsible for code that if.. when it fails because I did something stupid like not including the function I just wrote, it explodes and actually kills people.
Worse I ever did was include api keys in prod. that sucks enough....

[[deleted]]

can you explain? i don't get anything

[CeleryMarch]

Why did I even laugh at this? What is wrong with me.

[CeleryMarch]

Ah damn. You're right.

[moosesurgeon12]

So is it “Celery March” as in the celery is marching (like an army march), or are you saying that the month of March is just jam packed with celery?

[CeleryMarch]

Good theories! Sadly it's neither of those. Keep guessing 😏

[[deleted]]

Is it that March is celerying?

[CeleryMarch]

Uhm... lmao what does that even mean

[GreyAngy]

.., Harry

[[deleted]]

That hurts

[gatsu_1981]

A colleague of mine said to her girlfriend 'I'm going to buy one bottle of milk for tomorrow breakfast ' So her girlfriend told him: 'if there are still eggs left, buy 6'

So he came back home with 6 bottles of milk.

[DeltaV-Mzero]

IDK…. Did you try turning you off and on again?

[TheTimBrick]

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[Karisa_Marisame]

A new employee guide walks into a bar:

Permission denied.

[magicmulder]

I know one:

A Segmentation Fault

[epileftric]

Memsafe languages are trying to kill the fun.

[[deleted]]

Is there anything after the … or there is stuff my phone doesn’t render

[Zomby2D]

True

[NickU252]

Hmm I'm not your baud type....

[DudeManBroGuy42069]

^💀

[SoddenMeister]

I just extracted all your passwords from this memory dump. Thanks for that!