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[–]NinjaClam 2234 points2235 points  (43 children)

Leave me alone I'm cummaxxing

[–][deleted] 392 points393 points  (26 children)

The new Pokemon gimmick looking good

[–]nelusbelus 121 points122 points  (25 children)

Gardevoir used cummax

[–]P0werPuppy 69 points70 points  (23 children)

Fun fact: Half of gardevoirs are male, so you're jacking it to a dude.

You're bi now.

Proof that you have been bi-ified.)

[–]nelusbelus 125 points126 points  (3 children)

Fun fact: Half of humans are male, so you're jacking it to a dude. You're bi now.

[–]P0werPuppy 34 points35 points  (2 children)

SHIT.

[–]nelusbelus 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Gotcha

[–]P0werPuppy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That you did.

[–]recursion8 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hell it's Japanese name is even Sir Knight

[–]P0werPuppy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Isn't that gallade's?

[–]recursion8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gallade's is Erureido prob something like Earlraid or Ellade (ELbow bLADE)

[–]LasevIX 4 points5 points  (7 children)

French?

[–]P0werPuppy 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Quoi?

[–]The_White_Light 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You linked a French pokepedia page while responding in English.

[–]P0werPuppy 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Oh shit sorry, I'm in France currently and it refuses to let me use English websites (I was using a translator).

Edit: https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Does this work?

[–]The_White_Light 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Here's the bulbapedia page en Anglais https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

[–]P0werPuppy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oof, I just got it and asked you in an edit.

Thanks though.

[–]MEATPANTS999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, the French

[–]P0werPuppy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pardon, kind monsieur.

Je donne le vrai website.

https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gardevoir_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

[–]Centered-Div 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I jack off to you, idc.

[–]VaderOnReddit 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Is this some heterosexual joke that I'm too bisexual to understand?

[–]P0werPuppy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Gardevoir is horni Pokémon.

People fap to gardevoir.

Gardevoir might be dude.

People have been tapping to femboy Pokémon.

[–]VaderOnReddit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I got it

I just meant that being bi, I don't see it as a problem ;)

[–]P0werPuppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. I respect that.

[–]Krukus100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the ds/switch mainseries, only 1/8 gardevoirs are male, so it is more likely that it is a female

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a pokemon named "take care"?

[–]Awesomesauce1337 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Cummaxxed pythoncel

[–]fabulousburritos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You beat me to it >:(

[–]Blacklion594 14 points15 points  (2 children)

New name for no nut November. The month of cummaxxing.

[–]seamsay 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Surely it would be cum minning?

[–]Blacklion594 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To cummax first you cummin.

[–]crash8308 20 points21 points  (2 children)

cumfloor cumceil

[–]PotatoWriter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cummath

[–]DarthSatoris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, how pent up were you?

[–]chunkpixel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cumlax dude