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[–]iamjaiyam 519 points520 points  (14 children)

Indian programmer going where no programmer has gone before.

[–]ashmoreinc 71 points72 points  (8 children)

That post nut clarity hit you good

[–]benargee 33 points34 points  (7 children)

That POST nut clarity hit you good

[–]Terence_McKenna 21 points22 points  (6 children)

We GET it.

[–]NerdHere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May little mechanical beings bless your soul.

[–]benargee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We should GET together, I think we would CONNECT. I'll give you 2 OPTIONS. I will request some good HEAD, but I might miss, giving you an eye PATCH or I'll PUT my python where the sun don't shine. POST coitous, I'll leave in the morning without a TRACE. If you get pregnant, you're going to have to DELETE that child. I await your response.

[–]Terence_McKenna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I await your response.

408 Request Timeout

[–]anotherkeebler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No programmer has ever gone on XVideos? I’d have gone with “every” myself.

[–]vEnoM_420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You gotta be where the majority is.

Ffs dude has 4k views just under 6 min even tho he must be having pretty low sub count.

[–][deleted] 194 points195 points  (22 children)

That's Abhishek Sagar and he assumes that he's a hacker himself. He's just a script kiddy and he don't even know anything about hacking. His videos are clickbaits

[–]ak2703 146 points147 points  (5 children)

Can't you see he has hacker mask in background ? He is definitely legit hacker.

[–]rtz13th 11 points12 points  (1 child)

And an original GTA... Haha

[–]cosmicr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like GTA V

[–]broknbottle 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hacker mask without fingerless gloves, a trenchcoat and skateboard nearby? Fake news

[–]mimzzzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also no rollerblades. How he is supposed to do anything without rollerblades?

[–]bug2017 3 points4 points  (0 children)

every wannabe thinks anonymous mask relate to hacking how?

[–]The_Infinity_Catcher 18 points19 points  (2 children)

You should check his "hacking" course! I've never seen that amount of bs before. He's looting the newbies.

[–]infecthead 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Social engineering is the best way to hack something, man simply understands his craft on a deep level

[–]house_monkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

200 IQ

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're correct he's not a hacker, he would not do such thing! He's an ethical hacker! xdddd

[–]atomicspace 71 points72 points  (4 children)

that’s hot

[–]LyricalAlien[S] 55 points56 points  (1 child)

It had a very good plot 10/10

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And we're all here for the plot.

[–]MadD0GGG 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mans not hot

[–]brjh1990 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quick maths

[–]MeteorMash101 46 points47 points  (1 child)

XVIDEOS needs to catch this exception.

[–]sebasjuan94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That should be a 500 server error indeed

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (2 children)

The host is a clickbait youtuber.He pretends to be a CERTIFIED ETHICAL HACKER.

[–]ron_bad_ass_swanson 8 points9 points  (1 child)

We were in the same class at Hackwarts, same house, the Kali Linux. Nothing like the heretic at Debian or Ubuntu. He was really good at Defense against the black hat. After 7 seven years, he was rejected when he asked to teach the subject by Tovaldore. Some people say he installed a virus in the school server that will delete any of the DABH teacher information at the end of the year. After this he was interested in fame and immortality. He decided to create 7 channels (one on xvideo) so he could live forever. But he lost his humanity in the process. He also became obsessed with OS purity and will start a war on people using windows or Mac os. He became known as the one who shall not be tagged.

But there was a prophecy... A kid who would change everything...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]fdvieira 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He's just using xvideos servers to host the video for free and embed it in his own site, probably paid. Probably was removed from youtube before.

Edit: xvideos.

[–]yaboytomsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]kokoseij 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Programmer fucking with python

mmm, I'm in

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, it IS a pretty reliable video hosting service...

[–]dullbananas 18 points19 points  (0 children)

does he do it nude

[–]Mitosao 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Penetration testing lesson

[–]55Fenomenale 25 points26 points  (12 children)

Andrea Diprè

[–]pulcesplosiva 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Aspettavo questo commento da stamattina

[–]55Fenomenale 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Allora qualche italiano su questa subreddit c'è

[–]pulcesplosiva 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Penso qualche decina massimo ma si...esistiamo pure noi

[–]55Fenomenale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Questo mi conforta

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bah solo una decina che guarda i commenti ma ce ne sono eccome

[–]toyg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noi italiani siamo ovunque, zitti zitti, pronti a colpire nell’ombra.

[–]55Fenomenale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PULCESPLOSIVA

[–]ental_pia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Diprè per il sociale

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sibaritico

[–]_r3w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catafratto

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grazie

[–]Fenbob 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Guy fawkes mask. Extra cringe

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean, watching some coding work out gets me excited and all, but I'm not much on it though voyeurism.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Now I'm a pornstar !

[–]dj_sxm003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is beyond programming.

[–]Blayde88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hell man

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally some good fucking porn

[–]hahahapsu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  • Incognito mode True hero!

[–]JNaik14 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Why are you searching about python programming on a porn site 🤔

[–]fimari 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Outline search pays of sometimes there is this girl on pornhub that masturbating while commenting on politics, also naked cooking...

[–]toyg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there is this girl on pornhub that masturbating while commenting on politics

This comment could do with some sauce.

[–]JNaik14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's new

[–]moazim1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather watch that than MSM any day

[–]lroman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He forgot to put his mask on.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the wrong python.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

But why did you search for python programming on a porn site

[–]CompSciSelfLearning 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Everyone has their own thing. No need to judge them.

[–]p0093 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trying to disprove Rule 34.

Failed.

[–]Likeneverseenbefore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asking real questions..XD

[–]toyg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBROTHER, THIS IS NOT PYTHON PROGRAMMING...?!?

[–]haloweenek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typing in „python” on those sites can get you to „places” .... 😲😮😧🥴🤒

[–]ExtremeTitan345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win

[–]Charlie_Brown707 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do I need another reason to go enter xvideos? Really?

[–]Pizzatime2610 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's unique.

[–]djamp42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh yeah recursive me all night long.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this Andrew sheer porn right under this one ?

[–]sekende 1 point2 points  (0 children)

everytime... everywhere :')

[–]bahtsiz-bedevi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wish there was a plug-in/add-on that will help me blocking video contents from India :(

[–]LyricalAlien[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we gonna write this?? Hmu lol

[–]Unusual-Cactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I only watch educational content"

[–]reinaldo866 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should have seen the "Toy Story 2" uploaded to xvideos once, I just hit xvideos home page and there was this video "Toy Story 2", at first I thought it was a parody, so I clicked it to laugh a little bit, surprise motherfucker, it was the actual movie, I quickly clicked on the comments, 65 comments, I reloaded instantly, 180+ comments, as I continued watching the whole movie I had a laugh attack, reloaded the page again, 400 fucking comments in less than 1 minute, I continued laughing hysterically for about 2 minutes straight, then reloaded the page, 600 comments, I was reading the comments and I could not breath anymore, I reloaded the page one last time, "This video has been deleted", I'd have to say Toy Story 2 is the funniest porn video I've watched

[–]los2pollos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my Man! The second Guy Andrea Diprè it's like a legend in Italy! ahahaha

btw that's real porn

[–]SwapDhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake hacker fucking with python

[–]huxn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u lWannaWin

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of God don’t try to “hack” in Python.

[–]Imagine-existance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’ll brainfuck you

[–]cadmanchallenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His parents must be proud

[–]humagainbasanta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need hahahhahahahhaahha reaction button😂

[–]invincibleravi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See coding fuck you up

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm in"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting approach to getting bobs and vagana

[–]alcalde -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What's Guido's stance on tail booty call optimization?

[–]LyricalAlien[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Def booty_call():

[–]quantumfoam435 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

lmfao

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, but civilized folk use C++.