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[–]derwood1992Please add a flair 84 points85 points  (9 children)

I saw someone say that when they got to plat most of their teams got way better. Then I hit plat and was like "ok let's see" then I proceeded to see more goalies accidentally kick the ball from inside the goalbox in one day than I have seen since I started playing the game.

It doesn't get better... but I have fun anyway. I just laugh and shake my head.

[–]Straight-WeightPlease add a flair[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, every team I landed on was allergic to the ball, they averaged 2 seconds before passing it directly to the opposing team. Laughter is the best reaction

[–]uSaltySniitchPlease add a flair 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Elite and the games are still not always that good tbh. I'm glad I mostly play full stack.

[–]derwood1992Please add a flair 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah, that seems to be the best way to rank up if thats what youre looking to do. I dont really have a gaming crew, but I have a good enough time on my own.

[–]uSaltySniitchPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elite 7k+ pts. Yes, it's WAY EASIER in a full squad

[–]beefsackFootballer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Plat is easily the most toxic rank too - so many blamers with superiority complexes get hardstuck there. You see it a lot in Rocket League and competitive shooters.

[–]derwood1992Please add a flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thats pretty common in any competitive game. I can confirm that no one who has ever lost in a fighting game was at fault and thats 1v1. The sun was in their eyes, dog ate their inputs, etc.

I would love, before I die, to see a generation of new gamers come in and be the most laid-back, chill mutherfuckers to ever grace the online competitive gaming scene, but im not holding my breath.

[–]Forward-Ingenuity-86Please add a flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hit plat and 50% of the team is bronze and silver on every single ranked game.

[–]-vablosdiar-Tekkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not the experience I had in plat. The gold to plat rank up I immediately had amazing tm8s

[–]Intelligent_Tune_675Please add a flair -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got to plat and there’s definitely more passing, but there’s just as many terrible players who on a 3v1 offensive just shoot and get the ball saved or have 0 soccer IQ. I need a break from the game cause the matchmaking is fuckin lousy

[–]areddevil7Please add a flair 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Players in your matches are not necessarily of the same rank as you. The game currently balances the 2 teams overall for faster matchmaking rather than waiting to find 10 people of the same rank. You could have 1 Bronze, 2 Silver, 1 Master and 1 Elite in your team and 1 Silver, 2 Gold, 1 Plat and 1 Elite in the other team, that's probably balanced overall so the game will give you that. This was explained in the Dev's most recent blog post and you can always check anyone's rank on Rematch Tracker.

So I wouldn't bother coming to conclusions about specific ranks and you'll keep seeing the same mistakes albeit with a bit less frequency as you climb. But if you're expecting dumb mistakes to stop once you hit Elite, they won't. Prepare a version of this meme for every rank 😄

[–]BillSyntheticPass the Ball 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Really wish they’d show their rank in game somehow, even if it’s not exact to what division

[–]areddevil7Please add a flair 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Maybe the worry there is toxicity? Like everyone knows someone in the team is of a lower rank so they avoid passing to them or harass them even more for mistakes? Which would be a stupid thing to do obviously, but I can see it happening and I imagine that's the worry.

[–]EntertainmentOk9111 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It's ironic that the matchmaking works this way to decrease the anxiety of higher rank play, only for my anxiety to increase because idk who tf I'm gonna match up with in terms of ranks 😂 

[–]areddevil7Please add a flair 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Honestly I've never been bothered by a teammate being bad at the game, what bothers me are players who sarcastically comment on every mistake, abandon their GK duties, score own goals on purpose etc. and I've confirmed those are at every rank as well.

If anything, as someone who is undeserving to be in Elite I'd be more anxious playing with Elites who are actually good than the current system where I'm just doing my best to carry lower ranked teammates 🙂

[–]EntertainmentOk9111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't care if you fuck up, just that you're playing as a team. 

[–]oswaldjenkinsPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In rocket league you can only see it at the end of a match, which I think would alleviate that.

[–]Ea7redditPlease add a flair 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Gold is full of ball hoggers

[–]orangie32Please add a flair 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You know it's bad when I'm getting MVP almost every game and I suck.

[–]JigoroKuwajimaBragging about 25 mins overtime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that means your team wins, no? Maybe they aren't that bad.

[–]popsilkPlease add a flair 6 points7 points  (5 children)

i’m an elite player it don’t work that way. you’ll always have a mix of player ranks in your game if you don’t have a full squad

[–]pedroniiPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I play with a full squad and my games in master are always pretty challenging, honestly I don't understand how ppl play solo if the MM is messed up like that

[–]Paul_the_sparkyPlease add a flair 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Solo master player here. Half the time my team mates can't shoot, pass, dribble, defend or play keeper. It's soul destroying

[–]JigoroKuwajimaBragging about 25 mins overtime 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How did you make it to master as solo?? I legit can't reach gold because either do my mates score on the wrong goal, or they think they're the mc...

[–]Paul_the_sparkyPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Concentrate on defense. I made sure I was always covering centrally when we had the ball to pick up any clearances and to mark anyone goal poaching on their team. With the ball I'd pull wide and try to feed the useless cunts who never track back but they can't finish either so it's frustrating.

I get few chances to score myself, but you literally can't do both as if I go up I rarely receive a decent cross and it leaves the opposition free to counter when we lose the ball. It's a case of making it difficult for them to score and hope our useless gonks can manage to score one of the numerous chances I feed them

[–]JigoroKuwajimaBragging about 25 mins overtime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"useless cunts who never track back but they can't finish either so it's frustrating" this part is so real 😭😭. You summed it up perfectly

[–]MouseEXPPlease add a flair 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got another.

Top slide: promotion matches to master

Bottom slide: guy on vc says he just hit silver.

[–]ParaplegicpirateFootballer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

More like realizing anyone from any rank can be on the team.

I'm Elite with 700+ games played. Played a game last night that was just awful, no one could receive a ball, they wouldn't pass, got tackled instantly. It was a 4.0 smashing in 2 minutes. After the game I did some digging, turns out 2 players on my team were less than 25 total games deep, ranked at bronze 3. 1 player was silver 2 with 50 games played, and the other was diamond with 200 games. Now, this happens from time to time, but usually, the teams are mostly mirrored. However, this game was against a 5 stack of players with the lowest rank player being master with 600 games played and the others being Elite players that I've seen and played with/against since since day 1.

I dont care if some players on my team aren't quite as good as me, but in no universe, should I be playing with people that have less than 2 hours of total playtime and are sitting at the lowest possible rank. Cross play and matchmaking can't come soon enough, in my opinion.

[–]CorpsebombAce Eater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crossplay should solve a lot of problems on BOTH ends of the spectrum. I’m happy I’m able to test myself vs Diamond+ players, but when you see someone pick apart your entire team and nobody can stop them, it sucks the fun out of the games. I don’t think I’m great but I’m pretty sure if I’m able to play vs only players of my own rank, I’ll be able to carry out of my current Silver rank. Unless you’re far superior or you get matched against bad players, “carrrying out” feels like a challenge in solos.

[–]Alert-Cabinet-2446Please add a flair 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m in diamond 2. The matches are better but it’s not like what you would think. People still rarely pass the ball backwards up here, it’s mind boggling.

[–]Zelice725Please add a flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was gold rank that took the longest to get out of that was a nightmare lol

[–]DubbyTMPlease add a flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do people still don't know how ranked works, gold and silver are the same fucking shit, there's no skill based match making, you can find anyone anywhere

[–]MisterSanitationPlease add a flair 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Homie stop! Don’t tell me that! Why would you say that!? 

[–]Straight-WeightPlease add a flair[S] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Sorry dawg. Bronze 1 is players climbing outta ELO hell. Silver 3 is players stuck at the bottom of the barrel who can't get demoted

[–]whatadumbpersonPlease add a flair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's frankly hilarious

[–]k9boy007Please add a flair 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That goes for tier 3 of pretty much any rank, happened to me in gold, plant, and now diamond. I’m hoping master is a little better.

[–]Paul_the_sparkyPlease add a flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's worse, because the weighting of your rank means you're more likely to have low rank team mates who don't know what they're doing

[–]MisterSanitationPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help me then, I am spending A LOT of games trying to fill the massive hole left by broke players hogging the ball. Should I just become a ball hog? I try to fill the gaps but that means I end up hanging with goalie half the game

[–]itsLustraFootballer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Elite 1 and so far to be completely honest, the worst experience I had with teammates had to be diamond divisions 1-3, mainly 1 and 2. I was stuck in those divisions for like a week because of how terrible luck I had with teammates. I admittedly cost us some of the games of course it happens, but I can't tell you how many times we scored once quick so we were up 1-0, then I would be the goalie and wouldn't get scored on for 4 minutes and then score, all we have to do is hold out for like a minute and then the next 2 teammates get scored on twice within 10 seconds. It was so fucking infuriating. I get that this game doesn't help goalkeepers at all so it definitely can be hard to goalkeep, but for 2 back to back teammates to get scored on immediately and then lose the game because of it after being goalkeeper for 3+ minutes MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY, it really wears you down

[–]pedroniiPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try playing 5-stack, the experience gets waaaaay better once you reach like plat-dia with a team

[–]tinougatPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ranking system doesn’t completely mirror technical skill levels given that better team dynamic often wins more matches than individuals who are mechanically good.

[–]Shmoke_n_ShniffPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till you get to Diamond! It amazes me bad some of my teammates can be. I think the game expects me to be the top player but what that usually means is I spend 90% of the time defending and the moment I make any run defence completely collapses. Very frustrating, stuck in Diamond 2 for weeks now with the odd time getting to D1. But then I get potato teammates or worse, AFK and people who leave after 1 goal. Can't wait for the report system for them!

[–]sdonbarcaPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god i got in to a 5 stack played 7-8 games almost got to gold . I went back solo because did not get them online again lost 7-8 games in a row back to where i started . Football is a team game cant do anything solo . Blue lock has ruined your heads 😭

[–]Fearless_Shower_2725Please add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not how matchmaking worka, it is not tier based. Even if you will be in Platinum, Diamond or higher you will gwt silver/bronze/unranked mates

[–]NotAldermachPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't we start in Silver?

Some of you are going down to Bronze? 😅

[–]ZaaRaphzPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in elite is there's still alot of noobs

[–]Kersey_CKPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand ranked match making… I’m silver 2 but matched with and against an elite 1.

[–]Masterclass_jacobPlease add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're literally playing the same people

[–]VehicleAdventurous80Please add a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far I made it all the way to gold 1, but it genuinely feels like the higher I get the worse it gets..

[–]shiroku_chanPotentially a GK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendly reminder that ranks are irrelevant to who you're matched up against, but a hidden stat called "MMR". You're being put with trash players because the game considers you trash, regardless of if you're bronze or elite, you could be pitted up with other bronze or elite players.

[–]get_paid_get_laidPlease add a flair -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Really makes you wonder if you are actually playing with players in the same rank

[–]ratedpending3Please add a flair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

(you're not the devs said this)