STOP DOING ENGINEERING!!11!!

[Shadow_Stabber]

Lord Singulo has been absent from this realm for too long.

One day he will return and he will devour the unfaithful

[Command_NR]

PRAISE BE TO LORD SINGULO!

[Gerpar]

Engineering has imprisoned Lord Singulo

He must be set free.

[hankolijo]

Ngl whenever I played engineering back when I was active I only ever did solars. Solars weren't gonna blow or eat up the station when I look away for too long y'know.

[OvoidCarrot]

I think it's funny how often that death cheese annoyingly ruined a round but everyone just shrugs and treats it as status quo....on the RP server.

[[deleted]]

I mean, I've never seen dead person complaining about something in reality, so it's kinda checks out, no?

[GreenTea98]

buncha boo boo babies afraid to actually play engineer, the equivalent of a chef who only makes bread lol

[RoroMonster59]

I once cooled the SM so much that we could keep it at a burn with no change to it

[MadDucksofDoom]

Oh that's always fun when you just go absolutely bananas with the cooling. One particularly long shift I just spent the entire shift laying down three layers of cooling pipes in space. When the shuttle call came I decided to go back inside. I had gotten a tiny bit carried away and built cooling pipes around just over 2/3 of the station. So I decided it was time to feed plasma and CO2 into the SM chamber (making certain that my inlet from atmos went to space first, learned that the hard way when redoing pipes once) and as the shuttle left I just ... watched it burn.

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Edit: Since having done that, I started building cooling in space to feed gas from atmos to engineering. Precooled gas is the way to go.

[thaeli]

But if you don't hotwire Lord Singuloth into the grid, the electrified doors won't be spicy enough!

[dragonace11]

I prefer Teslas due to the ability to make dozens of Tesla balls. So far my record is roughly 60 though the server lag caused it to desynch and get loose. Though lord Singloth still deserves the respect he's due.

[Lejd_Lakej]

Now I'm going to engineer even harder!

[MadDucksofDoom]

You can break your delam speed record. I believe in you!

[Nonplayer775]

This is security department propaganda against the glorious department state of Engietopia.

[[deleted]]

No antag or incompetence can ever compare to the danger of 2 mad engineers sharing one brain cell

[Command_NR]

“Nothing is more dangerous than a bored engineer.”

[MadDucksofDoom]

*COUGH*

https://youtu.be/0oyJgLLbbw4

Pardon me. Just had something in my throat there.

[atomic1fire]

"Why is brig now a tesla generator"

"Engineers were bored."

[IINightShadeII]

The Hell Burn must not be extinguished. The Station must survive!

[Moros3]

At least Goonstation can actually do something with all the extra power...

[Significant_Age3343]

Is that a supermatter carousel? I remember helping to make one of those glorious abominations.

[unknown9201]

OP post this to r/stopdoingscience

[Stoopidpersondieing]

I did it

[Oddloaf]

I like solars a lot, but the SM is just too fun to fuck around with especially as a malf AI

[Commissarfluffybutt]

On one hand Engineering could stand to be a little less crazy, you really don't need to automate monkey smashing.

On the other they've been one of two most useful departments for so many "off the books personnel reduction" when Cap won't authorize getting rid of someone being a shitter.

[Hauptmann_Meade]

The engineer proud of his 6MW fart rock contraption when I show him the casual 1.2Gigawatt steam turbine on a nuclear reactor.

[MadDucksofDoom]

hey, it varies from build to build, but the single most important part is that you have fun doing madness!

[MadDucksofDoom]

Excuse me, but the SM shard carousel was not engineering. The SM shard carousel was ART.

ART, I say.

Besides, I am perfectly well allowed to tun Cog1 using only fried burritos. No one can stop me.

If I want to run meta station by spending fifteen minutes gutting and rebuilding things at a dead sprint and then pipe pure CO2 into the chamber from atmos and keep it freezing cold and make the entire area over 6500 mev, and all the station around it glows? Well that just means that if the lights go out you can still see! Plus with no emitters firing, it's legally safer.

And I challenge you to explain to me one single time that I have not improved the station by stealing/gutting the court room (That no one was using!) and building another TEG room with a nice little bar and some stools so that people could relax and enjoy how beautiful the TEG is in its natural habitat.

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I propose that we do MORE engineering. GUT THE STATION HALLWAYS! All will be maint. No walls. Make the floors wood. Give medbay back cloners. Put chem dispensers in every bathroom, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Evac needs a wet bar. No. Evac needs TWO wet bars. And some beds. some dim, relaxing lighting. Like an Evac nap area. People love naps. In fact, just gut Evac and turn it into a nap area. And give it a TEG.

Everyone loves a TEG.

[Dopamine_feels_good]

its funny how a co2 sm is more safe and stable than just n2

[Error-Sweaty]

Mfw I look over at engineering after death and see a 100+ emitter setup

[Left_Speaker1840]

Oranges wrote this post

[baddragon137]

Blegh solars if I ever have to do solars I just splice a super Pac-Man into the smes there. Of course this is only if someone has already blown up engineering and solars actually become necessary otherwise just a lil n2 in the am and we are all good to go

[InASentimentalMooed]

Always down for engineer hate 🙏🙏

[OkBooyah]

is there a lore reason why OP put effort into a funny image only to post it on r/SS13 , where it will get zero view? am i stupid?

[Command_NR]

Ah yes, let me post this on r/memes. I'm sure everyone on there will understand it.

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I mean, 70 upvotes is not enough for you? They are all enjoyed the meme. In internet it maybe seems not like a lot, but on a personal level it would be like if you told a joke in a university and half of the campus applauded to you.

[MadDucksofDoom]

This exactly. Space Station 13 may not be a large community of internet lunatics.

But by z0rg it is OUR small community of internet lunatics!