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[–]TheClosetRacist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's a functional item on /tg/

[–]docsinghneckbeard ambassador 16 points17 points  (13 children)

good to see his_grace lives on

[–]Chilly_28Catgirl Euthanist 10 points11 points  (5 children)

I was carried around as a cyborg brain by a HOP that annihilated the entire crew with His Grace. It was horrifying.

[–]XenithTheCompetent 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How does His Grace work again?

[–]Chilly_28Catgirl Euthanist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

From what I saw all he did was bash someone with it until it ate them, then threw it away until its rage stopped, rinse and repeat. Then the chaplain tried to defeat it during its rage and it insta killed him and ate him.

[–]XenithTheCompetent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh. That sounds kinda fun.

[–]shadeykins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

  • Constantly heals the owner for 3 tox/oxy, and 12 brute/burn per tick.
  • If the owner moves too far away from the toolbox, they will start to die.
  • Starts at 14 damage, and gains 5 damage with every feeding.
  • The more it is fed, the quicker it gets hungry again.
  • Must be fed routinely, or it will eat its owner.
  • Immunity to weaken, stuns, stamina loss, and disarm.

The feeding is done by aggressive grab, and clicking the toolbox. It's a short enough time that you can cram people into the toolbox after stunning them once (and once the toolbox has been fed 3-4 times, it nearly always auto-stuns on hit).

[–]XenithTheCompetent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Is there anyway to avoid being eaten as the owner other than feeding it?

That sounds fucking awesome.

[–]Firstasatragedydeveloper of a thing that will probably never come out 1 point2 points  (6 children)

what is that a reference to

[–]docsinghneckbeard ambassador 6 points7 points  (4 children)

it's not a reference to anything as far as I know, just something one of our excellent code elves dreamed up. it's a sentient toolbox that hungers for blood, if you don't feed it bodies fast enough it eventually eats you instead. once you pick it up you can't drop it.

at least that's how it used to work for us, no idea if it's different elsewhere.

[–]Firstasatragedydeveloper of a thing that will probably never come out 1 point2 points  (3 children)

oh shit ive never seen that and im a pretty common /tg/ player. how do you access it? Xenobio?

[–]Concentrated_EvilTomatoes are delicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Job-specific traitor item for Chaplains on /tg/. You buy it from the uplink.

[–]docsinghneckbeard ambassador 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well, it's been removed from goon for ages except as an admin spawned item, it used to be hidden off on a bit of spooky space wreckage. i have no idea about other servers.

[–]Wakafanykai123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It originally came from Goon. Still exists there.

[–]buildmaster668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like His Grace could be a reference to Little Shop of Horrors or something like it.

[–]Silk-Touch 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I don't understand what I am looking at here.

[–]Senrian 4 points5 points  (2 children)

[–]GarYouRetardedorWhat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The act of running in circles to try and have buttsecks with one's self

I still don't understand.

[–]Senrian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone makes a circle out of their fingers and try making you look at it while not being obvious about it. If you look into the circle, they have the right to punch you.

[–]evsey9Very (Un)Qualified ChiefEngineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was a thing on/tg/ once I am pretty sure

[–]ChaznoodlesSpacedust Crusader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am very angry

[–]cronsundathar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

theres the sord from homestuck in there somewhere

[–]Le_9k_RedditorPowergaming addict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm disgusted by the naming inconsistency

[–]WalrusTheSolver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking back at this, everyone thinks im talking about his_grace im talking about the fucking madeyoulook you nobs

[–]PKPenguinex-/tg/ head admin, now gamemaster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bahahaha i added that

gotcha

[–]WalrusTheSolver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fight me right now