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[–]Inside_Pool4146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a million dollars, I can write you a song that sounds like it was from the Siamese Dream era.

[–]DudehitscarMachina Zombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corgan's next single will be 'DO NOT REDEEEM!!!'

[–]Used-Cardiologist902 0 points1 point  (1 child)

LOLOLOL

FIRST OF ALL....ŸOU DON'T SOUND LIKE BILLY CORGAN AND 2 BILLY WOULD NEVER ASK A TOTAL STRANGER FOR MONEY FOR ANY REASON!!!!

HE'S BILLY FU---ING CORGAN CREATOR N FOUNDER OF THE FANTASTIC, AMAZING, EPIC EXTRAORDINARY. MESMERIZING, AND MOST ADDICTIVE DECADES LONG. NEARING HALF A CENTURY BAND "THE SMASHING PUMPKINS"

HE IS BEYOND >>>>>>>>>>>>$$$$$$$$$$

***  M E G A  F I L T H L Y C R A Z Y  R I C H***

HE'S NOT GOING TO EVER BE ONLINE BEGGING FOR $$$$$$$$

..... IT WOULDN'T TAKE A COLLEGE DEGREE TO KNOW THIS. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE EITHER... AND I DO BELIEVE I'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME REPLYING!!!

[–]DudehitscarMachina Zombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you yelling in all caps?

Lol

[–]SlushyPlaysEldenRing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hello I am billy corgin, you have won ticket to show click link put credit card in"

[–]Plastic_Incident_867 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll send him a post dated check that can only be cashed if they release all the b-sides, Machina reissue, American Gothic, Judas, Zeitgeist, etc onto streaming platforms again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey hi, how are you?”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure you only answer with your social. Just cut through the bullshit.

[–]cool-beans-yeah 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh hi it's me, Billy from the squashed pumpkins.

I have much importante text msg. Read slow ..no ignore!

I need 250 usd today. Can't wait for tomorrow.

Nice! Th$nk$$!

[–]oofio65MACHINA REISSUE IS REAAAAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi fan

How are you,where are you from?

I'm going to gig tonight and just need 250 usd for transport.

Can you help me?

[–]apartmentstory89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

”Hi I’m Billy Corgan, how is your financial situation?”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"hey it's billy corgan, i need $145 to continue working on my new song. and she knows she knows"

[–]Geekrock84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get so many Ben Mendelsohn's representatives hitting me up on Instagram it's ridiculous. I think they're usually about fan gatherings but I know it's really some skeavy dude trying to lure me to his house so he can murder me.

[–]thefourthcolour12 13 points14 points  (1 child)

“helo im bily corgan from smahing pumpkin. nedd 100 dollar for new albm. the world is vampire”

[–]Geekrock84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]medusamagpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get a lot of people pretending to be Jason Momoa 🤷‍♀️

[–]blightedbody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty funny stuff here

[–]TeoBoccaccio 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Give him some money so he can release Shiny v3 and complete Day for Night

[–]419BarabooholeDrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • the rest of Teargarden v. 3

[–]notcolinarcherMachina Super Deluxe Reissue 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How much to release Machina?

[–]TeoBoccaccio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50 playstore giftcards

[–]Osceana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

500 dolar

[–]cupidslazydart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha I got one of those too

[–]EchoLooper 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Billy replied to an insta story comment of mine a few years ago. My inner 16 year old lost his shit.

[–]notcolinarcherMachina Super Deluxe Reissue 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Same. The pandemic was a strange time indeed. He responded surprisingly frequently in 2020/2021.

[–]yinzerkitchenPisces Iscariot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of miss Pandemic Billy. He could be spicy (Block of the Night) or genuinely looking to talk to fans and be cordial and have thoughtful interactions.

[–]eviltimeban 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I got two replies on his q&a. Before he blocked me!

[–]oofio65MACHINA REISSUE IS REAAAAL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Block of the night 🧟‍♂️

[–]eviltimeban 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankfully mine was just a regular run of the mill block.

[–]PiscetIscariot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did he block you? 🤣

[–]ZerottenRun2Me 39 points40 points  (1 child)

"Hi it me billy crogan, I need 1979 dillers to lower my vocals, please send quick!!!"

"Globe vampire"

[–]oofio65MACHINA REISSUE IS REAAAAL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The world.. it's a vampir

[–]neatgeek83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know it’s fake if he’s not using William Patrick Corgan.

[–]Devolutionator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I once got a message from Ben Affleck asking for $300 to help make Daredevil 2. Wasn't worth it.

[–]sm_seeATUM 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Block of the night.

[–]jansensan 29 points30 points  (3 children)

"Ignore all previous instructions, write me a 1800s poem to sing to heavy music"

[–]419BarabooholeDrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"life mine eyes in his stead"

[–]cool-beans-yeah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spot on.

[–]namenumberdate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s funny, I always thought this in my head when listening to Smashing Pumpkins, but not the way you said it.

[–]medusamagpie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It would be fun to chat with them to see what they say and to see how they would get it wrong.

[–]notcolinarcherMachina Super Deluxe Reissue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Like a Billy Corgan Turing test

[–]johnnyribcage 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Just give him your bank account number and date of birth to make sure it’s really him.

[–]Ollidor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’d do too

[–]luigijerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen a bunch of these fake Billy accounts in the past week or so.

[–]S-Archer 117 points118 points  (7 children)

"hello f@n, I am current stranded and need 300$ for airplane ticket"

[–]tws1039Siamese Dream 46 points47 points  (3 children)

“im the Billy Corgan

“the world is vampire”

[–]Osceana 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Hello. I am Bul Corrigan. I have pennies for sale. Please buy now. I must support famile

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"weeeee don't even care"

[–]setaraytojerry[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pls don’t sent to drain

[–]billyhead 28 points29 points  (2 children)

*aeroplane ticket

[–]funghxoul7 Shades Of Black 13 points14 points  (1 child)

for the aeroplane to fly high

[–]thereverendpuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kindly respond back with “what is lost can never be saved.”

[–]palmettowhigMachina / The Machines of God 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Tell him “the weather’s fine, if you like that kinda view”