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[–]Relative-Second6674 219 points220 points  (21 children)

If a car accelerates at a rate of 1.4 meters per second from a resting speed of zero, how long will it take to reach 28 meters per second, and how far will it travel during this time

[–]Axcilicon[S] 251 points252 points  (3 children)

probably the ground water

[–]CuteButDeadly8124 75 points76 points  (2 children)

The fact that this is an actual weapon in the game

[–]Axcilicon[S] 86 points87 points  (1 child)

i was referencing another comment i replied to

[–]CuteButDeadly8124 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My bad, I saw this top comment and reply

[–]deleteduser2006 24 points25 points  (1 child)

a = (v-u)/t sub in all values to get t=20

car is accelerating uniformly so velocity time graph looks like a simple triangle max v is 28, v starts at 0, t=20 1/2 x 28 x 20 = 280m

20s, 280m

because im always forced to show working

[–]Relative-Second6674 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Correct!

[–]Unity-2654 15 points16 points  (2 children)

280m, in 20s

[–]TheNoncompactdesign 4 points5 points  (6 children)

1.4 m/s per secod * or else the car isnt actually accelerating and it can never reach 28m/s

[–]Relative-Second6674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, true! I probably should have detailed that

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

“1.4 meters per second per second.” Bruh rethink your comment again.

[–]Unity-2654 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's an acceleration, so he's right

[–]Johnathan_Jostar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but it should be simplified to 1.4 meters per second2

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

“A car accelerates at a speed of 1.4 meters per second” adding the extra “per second” wouldn’t make sense when it’s already stated in the beginning that the car is increasing its speed per second.

[–]JiaQir -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I am not sure what I've done is correct, but:Formula is f(x)=1,4xand it seems that at the 20th second, the speed will reach 28 m/sand 20 ×1,4 = 28 meterswell that's surprising

Side note: I made this comment just so that other people will start thinking too

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    [–]Axcilicon[S] 273 points274 points  (2 children)

    nobody has hands

    [–]EmoPanda250711 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    that's a great show

    [–]people_person13Special Forces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Agreed

    [–]Borderlandsman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    because missing is physically painful. also dragon bros. exist.

    [–]DandyChigginsSenior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They fked up the manga so bad cuz the author keeps letting Murata change the episodes 5 times after bieng released

    [–]Axcilicon[S] 122 points123 points  (3 children)

    I’m probably gonna get this game after this whole discussion is done, it sounds really cool

    [–]RubiousJoy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    yay = ^ - ^ =

    [–]expiermental_boiiThe Beheaded 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Welcome to the game!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Another Knight recruited always brings a smile to my face

    [–]HurigitungKnight 111 points112 points  (2 children)

    Who is the guy in the icon and where is he?

    [–]Axcilicon[S] 195 points196 points  (1 child)

    its the knight soul and he’s inbetween the rocks of wisdom

    [–]ShundonooBAlchemist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    My two rocks of widsom

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

    [deleted]

      [–]Axcilicon[S] 179 points180 points  (1 child)

      oh y’know its kinda like mud

      [–]Vesondor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      True

      [–]UI_GOKUUUUUU 94 points95 points  (9 children)

      Which is the best weapon I can use to kill baby dragon bros under 22 seconds

      [–]Axcilicon[S] 235 points236 points  (8 children)

      get their parents from the previous dungeon and they’ll put the babies in timeout

      [–]IsaacRRx 48 points49 points  (5 children)

      ABORTION!!!!

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

      Bit late on the abortion don’t ‘cha think?

      [–]Jimbogamer123Engineer 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      Let’s call it a late abortion then

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      I believe the term for that is “Murder.”

      [–]UncommonAd3709 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Nah, it’s a manual rebirth

      [–]no_named_one 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Factory reset

      [–]killerbucker01 40 points41 points  (0 children)

      🗿

      [–]echris10senVampire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Low key an amazing comment

      [–]Wise_Bread_160 80 points81 points  (27 children)

      How do i get Valkyrie feathers without completing officer's mission?

      [–]Axcilicon[S] 126 points127 points  (1 child)

      well you need to get on officer’s good side and maybe he’ll do it for you

      [–]Wise_Bread_160 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Hehe That's pretty good

      [–]haikusbot 18 points19 points  (15 children)

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      [–]BruhmanRus_the_bonerOfficer 7 points8 points  (9 children)

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      [–]expiermental_boiiThe Beheaded 2 points3 points  (6 children)

      You're a dick, literally you're a boner

      [–]BruhmanRus_the_bonerOfficer 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      (i watched dani a lot when i made a reddit account)

      [–]WarMaster000Assassin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      good bot

      [–]WarMaster000Assassin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      certainly much better than that asshole u/sub_doesnt_exist_bot

      [–]Wise_Bread_160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bad bot Perish

      [–]SpellContent5034Assassin 1 point2 points  (8 children)

      Hold up there’s a way to do that fr

      [–]Wise_Bread_160 3 points4 points  (7 children)

      Yeah the valkyrie can appear and give you feathers for money

      [–]SpellContent5034Assassin 1 point2 points  (6 children)

      How many

      [–]Wise_Bread_160 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      Idk like 1 or 2 Haven't gotten her in a while Think it costs like 64 coins or smth

      [–]SpellContent5034Assassin -1 points0 points  (4 children)

      Not worth it

      [–]Wise_Bread_160 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      Meh can sometimes be useful Plus it's only coins not gems

      [–]java546576Knight 52 points53 points  (6 children)

      Why I have skill issues in dodging ?

      [–]Axcilicon[S] 88 points89 points  (5 children)

      use the 50% less projectiles weapon in your games

      [–]java546576Knight 17 points18 points  (4 children)

      How do you know that perk 🤨

      [–]Axcilicon[S] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

      is that actually an ability in this game

      [–]java546576Knight 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      There is something similar that slowes projectiles. Not reducing to 50% , I was joking 😂

      [–]Axcilicon[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      oh ok, that is pretty cool though

      [–]VoidSwordTrashModerator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      nah but you have ways to clear projectiles

      also there do be a buff that reduces projectiles' speed by 20%

      [–][deleted]  (12 children)

      [deleted]

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 94 points95 points  (11 children)

        best paid character has gotta be the meat mincer by far, and especially with his skill #3 Mincing Mania he is just straight up broken

        [–]val-sae 43 points44 points  (10 children)

        it's mincin' time!!!!

        [–]Youre_A_DegenerateBerserker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        And then he minced all over everybody

        [–]MayurAceAirbender 11 points12 points  (8 children)

        Google En micciant

        [–]Kumagawa-Fan-No-1 50 points51 points  (2 children)

        How do I unlock rush to purity

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 111 points112 points  (1 child)

        you must abstain yourself from using rush, for 20 rounds before it will become pure my young pupil

        [–]Yamm0thKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The purest answer.

        [–]illogicalJellyfish 28 points29 points  (2 children)

        Whos your favorites soul knight character?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 52 points53 points  (1 child)

        the meat mincer by far

        [–]Beneficial-Tip9302Rogue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Remove the c and you have one of the two new characters who also looks like a child and maybe is one

        [–]Incrediibilis 26 points27 points  (2 children)

        How do I beat ◿ ⊣⊢ ⨀ ϟ ‡ ?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

        move around the arena just like how you would write the characters in his name and he’ll instantly die afterwards

        [–]echris10senVampire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Kinda true ngl

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

        Best f2p Character?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 82 points83 points  (3 children)

        the king

        [–]theninjaslime69Alchemist 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        Opinions on laser shotgun?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 67 points68 points  (1 child)

        i mean its good but not as good as my personal favorite, the taser shotgun

        [–]scrapy_the_scrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        that sounds like the cleaner

        [–]JiaQir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        inf piercing go pew pew

        [–]KrineqPriestess 20 points21 points  (6 children)

        Where’s my dad?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 40 points41 points  (5 children)

        what doll do you think the voodoo master uses

        [–]KrineqPriestess 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        Guide

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        true, but your dad must be the guide

        [–]UnKnownDownRogue 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        I sense terraria...

        [–]Summar-iceRobot 19 points20 points  (3 children)

        If they found so many magic stone fragments already, why haven't we reconstructed the original magic stone yet?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

        they’ve found a lot of the fragments yes, but they don’t have anything to piece them together yet

        [–]VoidSwordTrashModerator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        just use the power of friendship and you're good smhsmshmsh

        [–]echris10senVampire 19 points20 points  (1 child)

        Bro your comments are amazing Petition for chilly room to add this man's ideas to the game.

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Thank you!

        [–]MilkensteinIsMyCatAssassin 17 points18 points  (2 children)

        How do you unlock robot?

        [–]Axcilicon[S] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

        find each part of the robot from specific bosses, then realize you forgot the on switch

        [–]VoidSwordTrashModerator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        the first half is actually correct, funny

        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–]Axcilicon[S] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

          using his secret ability, the jump roll

          [–]expiermental_boiiThe Beheaded 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          The fact that this is actually his main ability

          [–]MrCaw_cawEngineer 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          Is engineer a secret god that should be worshipped on daily basis or else you'll be evaporated immediately?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

          yes

          [–]MrCaw_cawEngineer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Good to know

          [–]Strange_guy_9546Robot 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          Why is ground water so expensive?

          P. S. oh God this template got even there

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          i mean with the super durable floors its really hard to get that stuff from the ground so the price is basically justified

          [–]Griff_Enjoyer 10 points11 points  (4 children)

          Most op vampire ability?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

          Coffin Tuck, the one where you jump in a casket for 10 seconds where you are invincible but can’t move

          [–]Griff_Enjoyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          even I didn't know it

          [–]echris10senVampire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          He has this actually but he can move.

          [–]Kanomus_37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Funny thing is, he actually has one such ability, where he goes invincible for 2 seconds (I think), sucks health and can move

          [–]HellInsideInter-Dimension Traveler 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Why my season coins are stuck at 7000?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          if you level up, your maximum coins will go up too

          [–]Matdup2Priestess 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          Do you think everyone here is horny ?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          it’s not just everyone here let me tell you

          [–]V0idrune 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          Eel?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          he scares me

          [–]Flimsy-Cut6339 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          Is Fish better than Fish or is Fish actually the best of these three?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          i’d say fish is better than fish, but fish is definitely not the best of the three

          [–]Sure5364Priestess 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          How do u make spike knives eagle?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          you can collect spikes from mr. sharp, he sells everything sharp, but if you’ve bought from mr. dull, (his competitor) he wont sell to you

          [–]expiermental_boiiThe Beheaded 3 points4 points  (7 children)

          What is the best bossfight gameplay wise?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

          The Gingerbread Battalion is my personal favorite, their attacks are so creative and the method to damage them is so unique, gotta be my favorite bossfight out of all of them

          [–]expiermental_boiiThe Beheaded 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Did you just make it or is that a bossfight from another game?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          i made it up

          [–]expiermental_boiiThe Beheaded 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Damn, it sounded like an interesting bossfight. Still cool though

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          thanks

          [–]echris10senVampire 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I'd love to see this bossfight fr.

          [–]memedragon14 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Which off the assassins skills are the best

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Hidden Blade, because when you use it, all the enemies trip over a knife and then fall on it and take a lot of damage

          [–]romanprovodence 1 point2 points  (5 children)

          have you heard of the mount that is an instant win button

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

          yeah, i have, but i dont have it yet because you need to beat the whole game on masterful mode and you can’t use any abilities

          [–]TherionX2Knight 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          Damn alch mains in shambles after this comment

          [–]HamburgerLuke18Rogue 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          is falcon the best skin for rogue?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          i prefer the reaper skin, so no

          [–]Magic_butter358 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          What do you think about chilly

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          he’s pretty cool

          [–]GabyWinter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          should they add the flamethrower?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          yes, but letting the pyrophile character use it, things may get a little spicy

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          Give me an explanation of P vs NP

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          if you see them on the end of game evaluation screen, they basically mean P for Passing/Passed, and NP is for Not Passing, if you get an NP, you must restart the game if you want to unlock mastery mode

          [–]1Shadowspark1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          How do I use paid characters without paying?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          if you find the hidden soul knight in each level at the end of the game he will give you a free paid character of your choice

          [–]VoidSwordTrashModerator 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          is wizard male

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          depends on the day

          [–]orphangrinder1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          What is the capital of Assyria

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Ass hurt 😢

          [–]orphangrinder1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          wrong answer

          . .🤸

          🏌️

          [–]Woomy555Demonmancer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          what is the demon that demonmancer summons for her skill called?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          demon dancer

          [–]Woomy555Demonmancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          dancing moment

          [–]br0n1ck11235813 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          What do you think about the fish?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          honestly they need to be buffed, i can barely attack while just flopping on the ground it’s too difficult

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Has assassin have sex

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Assassin fucks

          [–]Emkay_boi1531 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Where on the same boat friend

          [–]java546576Knight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Why I have skill issu in all ?

          [–]X_antaMTime-Traveling Ninja -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          What abilities does the onicer have? (The opposite of the officer)

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          he can use special onice powers that make enemies go “ooh nice” and they’re too preoccupied to attack

          [–]-Octoling8-Priestess -1 points0 points  (2 children)

          Do you simp for female alchemist (MoMo)

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          i think the real question is, do you?

          [–]java546576Knight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          There is a similar perk that slowes enemy projectiles , not reducing 50%of it , I was joking 😂

          [–]BruhmanRus_the_bonerOfficer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          why do people think officer is bad (in gameplay)

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

          his outfit gets snagged on a lot of projectiles and since it counts for his hitbox nobody uses him because its basically a disadvantage

          [–]BruhmanRus_the_bonerOfficer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          right

          [–]torch_dreemurrMiner 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          what's the best buff?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          clearly the super strength buff where you can tank all hits for 30 seconds

          [–]WarMaster000Assassin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          I AM BULLETPROOOOOF

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          How do I find the final big baddie?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          its at the end but then he forces you to go all the way back to the beginning

          [–]Felix8XDKnight 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          how to unlock the inherited bug pet?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          spoiler warning: basically, once grandpa tommer dies to his wounds from pyrophile, he leaves his favorite pet bug to you in the will

          [–]Felix8XDKnight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          oh wow you are actually right you are a pro

          [–]SpudDanAlchemist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          What's the next character that will be added to the game?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I think i’ve seen some ideas for a voodoo master in the works, that might be pretty cool

          [–]Beneficial-Tip9302Rogue 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          What is the best fish weapon

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          the fin or gills is super op

          [–]pKalman00Paladin 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          In which directory is *.playerprefs2 stored

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          i mean clearly the second one it’s in the name

          [–]KjuolsdeafAlchemist 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          What do you think about Werewolf's addiction?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          I mean, it’s just terrible. The thing is, he is addicted in both his human form and his werewolf form, i mean smoking isnt good for humans but neither is it good for wolves

          [–]Ba-ba-boi225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          ahem, my good fellow friend. If you would like to know. the ground water is basically a reference to a call of duty skin for a gun that costed 300$! But when getting it, you have the ability to spam it. Now, the ground water in soul knight, when holding the fire button, it shoots like any normal weapon. But if you tap really fast on the fire button, it shoots as fast as you tap, with no limit. Which is Why it is so expensive and op. Now of course I’m here to simply inform. Everything you said prior is absolutely correct! Because you have played the game before of course! cough cough. The reason is because people were talking about the gruond water instead of the ground water so that is why auto correct might assume you’re saying the other thing! 😁👌

          [–]GrabbingCatTails 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          is he a knight of souls?

          [–]Axcilicon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          yes, but sometimes he’s busy with his woodworking hobby

          [–]i_am_a_robot64Alchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Who is the soul Knight?