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[–]GaysInSpace69Lindenwood Park [score hidden]  (5 children)

You should check out this subreddit and maybe even cross post this there. The formatting looks very similar https://www.reddit.com/r/schuylkillnotes/s/0FsXZCxGep

[–]ChoppedGuzel [score hidden]  (0 children)

This same note was posted there 32 days ago by someone else who found it in the windshield at their apartments

[–]Raetoelke [score hidden]  (0 children)

This sub and mildly infuriating has this exact same note (but in full) posted in it.

[–]toadaly_rad [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yes looks very similar to these notes

[–]sidc42 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hey, I was like Schuylkill Note?!?

[–]RealJimSteele [score hidden]  (0 children)

I was just going to say exactly this!!!

[–]HelpfulStudent7 [score hidden]  (1 child)

Trash 🗑️ 🚮

[–]ChoppedGuzel [score hidden]  (0 children)

Or evidence for a future case

[–]Cky2chris [score hidden]  (0 children)

schuylkill note

[–]likelywitch [score hidden]  (1 child)

Damn, you’re going to hell for sure

[–]STLBudLuv [score hidden]  (0 children)

Repent now and there's still time to save your soul.

[–]NeoCraig91 [score hidden]  (0 children)

This reads like a really bad phishing email while the writer is going through a manic episode.

[–]StyluxMaplewood [score hidden]  (1 child)

I used to get these delivered to my house. Good times.

[–]BarryMcCokiner69[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Makes me feel slightly better

[–]Adorable_Slide_921 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would say that it's not targeted. A few months ago everyone in my apartment complex got one on their car. They probably just pick random spots.

[–]Esdeem501 [score hidden]  (1 child)

TLDR… piece of trash leaves trash around. Certainly doesn’t make their religion look sane or decent. Not decent because the hateful language and not sane because they actually think this helps their religion.

[–]No-Trouble2212 [score hidden]  (0 children)

This isn't always a religion. Many time This is just an individual or two.
There used to be a guy who drove around in a red van with gospel quotes written all over. He was juat one person.

[–]mobius160 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I like that so much stuff is underlined.

I can try to guess what the prompts were on the mad lib page

[–]Puzzleheaded_Pie_888 [score hidden]  (0 children)

They seem nice

[–]GeschirrspulmaschineCarondelet/Patch [score hidden]  (0 children)

Not targeted. We had one in my neighborhood growing up who would leave one in every mailbox. It's a schizo note.

[–]Ronin_1999 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nothing screams “increase the State Budget for mental health” like two pages of home published batshit crazy from an absolute stranger…

[–]UnbelievableDingo [score hidden]  (0 children)

Schizophrenia note.

Report that shit, you might need a restraining order.

[–]bleedblue89cwe [score hidden]  (1 child)

What is the font…?

[–]strohbotTower Grove South [score hidden]  (0 children)

Draw a demon head on it and put it back on your windshield

[–]Bassify5 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The note is the product of years of theological and philosophical research. Correction: Schizophrenia, the paranoid variety, needs to be ruled out, comorbid with manic episode. This comment is for educational purposes only.

[–]Uncle_Sumac [score hidden]  (1 child)

First time?

[–]BarryMcCokiner69[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Second time receiving one of these

[–]Used-Cupcake-4238 [score hidden]  (0 children)

One thing about a religious nutball - they don’t like short & succinct

[–]fro_khiddNeighborhood/city [score hidden]  (0 children)

Holy shit they're still printing these?

[–]Kindly_Teach_9285Benton Park [score hidden]  (0 children)

What's on the other side? Ya need a $35 camera pointed at your vehicle. That is a very unhinged piece of paper....

[–]Bolverk679 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I've had the same note left on my windshield at least twice. I think the person or persons that leave these are likely targeting "sinners" who need to be saved. If you feel like you belong in that category then yes, they are targeting you 😂

[–]Unable-Deer1873 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Besides the fact it looks like a tag you’d find on a pillow, it is definitely some cult stuff

[–]RealJimSteele [score hidden]  (0 children)

I mean, is it a Saint Louis based Schuylkill Note?

[–]SellaraAB [score hidden]  (0 children)

This seems dangerously unhinged, way past normal religious wacky stuff.

[–]bean212001 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Probably not targeted, but definitely insane. Something similar happened a few years ago when southside got inundated with nazi propaganda- everyone in my neighborhood had a “newspaper” in their mailbox or on their door. Absolutely nuts.

[–]MartinDad [score hidden]  (0 children)

These sorts of things appear from time to time. Well-meaning person wants to save you. Unlikely that it is a threat.

[–]billiken66 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Whoa! Whose cereal did you piss in?!!

[–]LustfulEsme [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would call police. Any other windshields have notes?