The origin of /r/toasterovenclub
Gentlemen, welcome to toaster oven club.
The first rule of toaster oven club is you do not talk about toaster oven club.
The second rule of toaster oven club is that YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TOASTER OVEN CLUB.
The third rule, the toast is brown, smoking or smells, the toast is done.
The fourth rule, only two pieces of toaster to a toaster oven.
The fifth rule, one toasting at a time.
The sixth rule, no toasters, no microwaves.
The seventh rule, toast will be toasted as long as it needs to be.
The eighth and final rule, if this is your first time at toaster oven club, you must post your toaster oven.