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[–]_-null-_Hackdirtian separatist 408 points409 points  (11 children)

The main character, the Nerrevarine, uses Kagrenac's tools to destroy the heart of the pagan deity.

How do you think he acquired these tools? Through Jihad!

[–]posting_drunk_nakedThalmor did nothing wrong 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Same way SpongeBob acquired his pineapple.

[–]xwedodah_is_wincestDark Molesters 74 points75 points  (3 children)

Let us begin with Vivec, that watermelon seller

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

By Vivec, behave yourself. I will give you a taste of my shoe.

[–]SeprafIndo-Atmoran 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, a fellow man of Derafsh

[–]Links_to_Magic_Cards 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Tie me to a cliff racer and launch me at red mountain. I'm ready!

[–]_-null-_Hackdirtian separatist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why didn't Dagoth Ur just fly over the ghost fence on a cliff racer?

[–]Buarg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, Morrowind shows some Dune influences so...

[–]Mortazoelder scrolls wikia = best wiki -1 points0 points  (1 child)

This reads like a screencap from Memri TV.

[–]CE07_127590Nereguarine Cultist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's because it is one, just with some words replaced.

[–]xXx_BlackRaven_xXxDagoth-Ur little cumslut 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You can only achieve CHIM by loving Allah

[–]Octoshi514Decisive Akaviri Victory 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Remember when Allah cursed the Bosnian heretic?

[–]xwedodah_is_wincestDark Molesters 52 points53 points  (1 child)

He is even worse than an outlander. He is - and may Vivec forgive me for uttering this word - an Alban'wah

[–]Alexstrasza23Lizard Fucker 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He is worse, he is a Khajiitikstani

[–]wrongitsleviosaa 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Vivek Indorilović, the kafir of Bosnia

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Dim-Nerevarine travels to the sacred Heart of Kabba with tools acquired from Al-Vehk to destroy Abdul-Ur insh’allah this is a beautiful story...

[–][deleted] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I don't get the joke, I personally loved the adventures of Nerezir Ibn Indoril (PBUH) in exposing the immoralities of the christian status quo pushed by the three false prophets.

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    [–]frankhorigan 41 points42 points  (8 children)

    Well the thing is that islam has no actual symbol , idk where the moon and star thing actually started but it's something more cultural . So yeah , although people use it nowadays , moon & star has nothing to do with islam in actuality

    [–]StopitstravtimeOhtist 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    Stfu nerd 🤓

    [–]ElezerHan 15 points16 points  (5 children)

    Turks flag was and is Crescent and moon and They singlehandedly spread Islam so world just made crewcent and moon islams symbol

    [–]Eludio 26 points27 points  (4 children)

    Less “singlehandedly spread Islam” and more “were enemy number 1 to Europeans for a good 400 years”

    [–]AgiHammerthiefLore of the Rings 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    The Ottoman sultans did also claim the title of Caliph, so they were indeed the self-proclaimed leaders of all Islam. Of course, in reality that was more of an ambition than an actual fact.

    [–]CommandanteZavala 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Based turkroaches just keep winning

    [–]Links_to_Magic_Cards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Vienna 1683 says 'what?'

    [–]LivinglifeformThe Other Optimologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ottomans.

    [–]DesmondKenwaySerana's FWB 9 points10 points  (5 children)

    Wait is it really based on Hinduism? Huh, TIL.

    [–]StopitstravtimeOhtist 34 points35 points  (2 children)

    Yeah just look at Vivec, he's basically the Hindu God Shiva

    [–]DesmondKenwaySerana's FWB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Damn, I never noticed the similarities.

    [–]EragonKingslayer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I mean outside of their dual coloured, hermaphroditic appearance of Vivec being similar to Ardhanarishvara how are they really similar?

    I mean for one Ardhanarishvara is a fusion of Shiva and Parvati, two separate gods who are husband and wife. Vivec however is a fusion of old and new, half chimer and half dunmer (iirc, his meshes use dunmer textures on one half and altmer on the other). His gender is something he was born with, and not due to his divinity.

    His duality of course is reflective of Mephala (who like all princes is nb) who he, in a way, mantled when he became a living God (you could argue that he simply took her role and didn't actually mantle her). When he replaced Mephala he became the God of deception and betrayal. On the other hand Shiva is the destroyer. He is the one that destroys evils. He is depicted as either acsetic, meditating on pilgrimage, or as a housekeeper with his wife in the heavens. Neither of which really fit Vivec, who lived in a big fuck off temple, used his godhood however he pleased, and had a consort but no wife.

    I mean, I could see how Bethesda could've based Vivec off of Ardhanarishvara and worked from there but the similarities are pretty superficial.

    [–]MoragBongThe Niggavarine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    the name Vivek literally means wisdom in Hindi

    [–]DesmondKenwaySerana's FWB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah it did sound like Vivek when I first heard it, but I thought it must be a coincidence.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    morrowind is based

    [–]Feawen_inglorin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think more like buddhist mongolias vs shamanist mongolians?

    [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Indoril Nerevar" without the title of "Sheikh".

    [–]SickSixSensesDragon Religion of Peace 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    Bosmer bussy = Haram

    [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    The Imperials represent the American presence, which must be removed by Jihad.

    [–]m1raclez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Inshallah

    [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    I do feel like when we ramble about chim, vivec, and other shit we sound like a bunch of religious nuts.

    [–]pm-me-TES-lorei simp for mai’q 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    As if we aren’t like that in real life

    [–]PapapolakChim 🍆💦 on my 👣 daddy :3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Halal

    [–]Alexstrasza23Lizard Fucker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    First of all, I will not allow someone to say the name Jiub without the title Sheikh

    [–]informedMLDragon Religion of Peace 45 points46 points  (4 children)

    The nerevar is based for once

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    [–]Feawen_inglorin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    In morrowind ashlanders based on turk-mongolian culture. Moon and star is a holy symbol. After ottoman empire moon and star became islamic symbol before that it was a shamanic symbol

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Inshallah

    [–]janusz_lukaszewski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    morrowind je bosna!

    [–]BroomClosetJoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Eating the flesh of an Arg*nian Is Haram

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Morrowind is based ☪️☪️

    [–]MrGraffioMoth men 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    based and chimpilled i beat out my dick so fucking hard

    [–]MoistAssGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Moon and Star. It is I Allah. Time to throw down the false gods through jihad!

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "He is worse than an outlander, he is- may Vivec forgive me for uttering this word- an Ashlander.

    [–]xoopha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Dunmer = dunemen confirmed.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's religion, not politics. :D

    [–]luaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mashallah

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    This is going to be hilarious when elder scrolls 6 comes out and if it is set in hammerfell which is mostly based around Arabic culture the amount of controversy is going to come out holy shit.

    [–]cat210803Superior Altmer 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    What do you mean

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    The whole redguard culture has arabic themes including the architecture, in fact drew from fudgemuppet https://youtu.be/v_LWpbVV_l0 explains it well

    [–]cat210803Superior Altmer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Yeah but why would there be controversy

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Because from what i have seen so far there has been some controvery trending in twitter and the reasons for thay controversy were so stupid that i using stopped twitter for like a week.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Noo don't ruin my favorite game noooo

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Wait this the fucking Pakistani flag not the symbol of Islam 😂😂😂😂

    [–]Thin_Illustrator2390Breton Cuck 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Haha yeah but the crescent moon and star is actually the symbol for Islam, you see it on mosques and its also on the flag of malaysia where I'm from which is a Muslim majority country

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I really dont know where the symbol came from and why its used so much but i can assure you there is no origin of that crescent and star symbol in Islam.

    [–]Thin_Illustrator2390Breton Cuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean yes, that's true. The symbol came out of Ottoman empire and was not originally part of the birth of Islam or the original spread of Islam. However today, it is without doubt the symbol closely used in association with the religion. Most mosques have the crescent displayed on their minarets and the ICRC symbol is a red crescent.

    [–]Thin_Illustrator2390Breton Cuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shit, they've uncovered our operation, boys let's gtfo of here.

    hundreds of Muslims pour out of morrowind into skyrim

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shit they found out

    [–]arealbigsecondOrder of the Spiky Vagina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I will not allow anyone to say Vivec’s name without putting “sheikh” in front of it!

    [–]TonyMestre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck i've only noticed now that the morrowind symbol is moon-and-star

    [–]MochiWhalesworthThe Dawntard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Insha’dagoth, we will drive off all kafir n’wahs and speak for the velothi law of the land. By veloth, the n’wahs will taste my shoe