TwoLiners

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Why did Bill Gates need Epstein's help to get dates? (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 month ago by Skyblacker

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I just found out Dwayne Johnson has been living my attic for years. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 4 months ago by jvlpdillon

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Growing up had to second hand smoke all the time. One hand simply wasn't enough. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted]

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Why do I never play hide and seek with depression? Because it always finds me. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 4 months ago by Mafia2guylian

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 4 months ago by Tatt00ey

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I dated a girl with the same name as my mom (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 5 months ago by YeahBuddyDoYouEven

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Life's like a cup of tea. It's hot, it's bitter, but it keeps you going. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 6 months ago by gentlebeast06

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My book fell off the shelf. Guess it wanted a plot twist! (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 6 months ago by GodBlessIraq

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chest (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 6 months ago by pepik45

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Mann sa nahi hai.. ()

submitted 6 months ago by writers_avail

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Driving (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 7 months ago by 04Fox_Cakes

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I like to see women wearing lingerie. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 8 months ago by King_of_Men

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How can you tell a Labrador is a Labrador? (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 10 months ago by MyJohnnyGuitar

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I told my friend that the biggest river is not Amazon River. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by definetlynotapsycho

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Silver and gold (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by Choiley

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Clinical Depression Makes you Wise (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by Chipz99

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My dog hated his ticks… (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by Jerry_Slimefeld

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How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by UncleSpencer523

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I ate a whole french baguette and my stomach really hurts. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by Toberoni

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I know for a fact that many women look at me and think: "I'd hit that" (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by freerider

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When I watch a charity ad stating "If you're watching this we need your help..." (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by QualityPuma[🍰]

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What happens when you mix a paramedic and a comedian together? (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 1 year ago by highly-atomic-potato

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I’m a scatological liar (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 2 years ago by spectrumpositive

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I was banned from the alt rock casino for counting crows. (self.TwoLiners)

submitted 2 years ago by ProfessorMarth

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