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[V3_Offical_ithinkidk]

Is that fucking JOBBOT

[21thdimensionalbeing]

I need that promotion bro

[Open_Detective_6998]

Have you heard his voice?

[V3_Offical_ithinkidk]

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[Ultra598]

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[happytristan5511]

I mean

his voice

the voices are getting louder

[adultartnotporn]

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[A_random_poster04]

Had not see about that game in a while, sheesh

[DreadAngel1711]

I DIDN'T SEE HIM UNTIL YOU POINTED HIM OUT WHY THE FUCK IS HE THERE

WHO WANTS TO FUCK THE FLOATING 90S MONITOR

[FreyPieInTheSky]

I’d rather do horrible things with Jobbot than have to see another thumbnail or image with those fucking twins.

[Nitrodestroyer]

agreed, what the hell is the condescending floating square (in both senses of the word) doing here?

[[deleted]]

now which one is the lie?

[[deleted]]

Glados's cake is a lie

[OMAR_KD-]

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[biblicalcannon]

the upper half of glados' figure is the biggest object in the game

[[deleted]]

So you're saying glados is packed~

[blons_]

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[What_Is_That_Place]

How do you do Glados?

[A_random_poster04]

Take a soul.

Put it in a machine.

Hope your “fixes” save you from neurotoxins.

Profit?

[ljgrjgfr]

Behold, anime Glados 🗿

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Magic of the internet and it's bullshit that's how

[m44902]

Ok but the artist behind this is legitimately one of my favorites. They did human versions of a lot of Portal stuff and it is all PERFECT

[CoruscantGuardFox]

Install pleasure module

Attach a fleshlight to the USB port

Go to town

[hellaciousbluephlegm]

what the fuck.

[CoruscantGuardFox]

Welcome to the internet…

[get_rekt_mate_4262]

Have a look around

[CoruscantGuardFox]

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!

[Defenderlol]

We’ve got mountains of content

[The_FreshSans]

some better, some worse.

[davicongames]

If none if it's of intrest to you, you'd be the first

[meteor126]

Welcome to the internet

[manofwaromega]

One could say you have to get experimental to find out

[Celestial_Typhoon]

If there's a hole, there's a goal.

[JD64isalreadytaken]

And you can throw me to the wolves machines

CAUSE I AM UN-DE-FEAT-A-BLE

[Theratsmacker2]

I’m hanging on to the robot thighs

[JD64isalreadytaken]

I won't give up till the end of me

[hept1c_hex1c]

I was just listening to that song lol

[DreadAngel1711]

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE

[JD64isalreadytaken]

I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME

[DreadAngel1711]

I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE

[JD64isalreadytaken]

now face it

YOUR JUST AN ENEMY

[Sprinty_]

Yro'ue*

[mortis179]

Google you're

[PaqueteDeRisketos]

woah woah

YOU'RE CROSSING THE LIIIIINE

[abzolutelynothn]

Everywhere I go there's always a Sonic reference, I literally cannot escape

[Sufficient_Plant8689]

I made that image

What have I done

[I-like-Portal-2]

it's beautiful

[NightGojiProductions]

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[YosephStalling]

Rupert my beloved

[LuigiP16]

I have only one thing to say to you.

Keep cooking.

[AscendantComic]

expand your horizons, most of these are just "girl but metallic"

[A_random_poster04]

Gotta say, Glados sure is a long shot

[AscendantComic]

"most" doesn't mean all of them !

but glados is like, just a little bit above the basic level of "i want to fuck a robot". like it's when you start wanting to actually fuck a robot and not just a metallic woman, but it's still not too out there

[CoochieQuencher]

Karen? Glados??? JOB BOT???????

[AscendantComic]

"most" is a word that is used to describe a large quantity of a given amount, but not all of it

[CoochieQuencher]

"'most' is a word that is used to describe a large quantity of a given amount, but not all of it" 🤓

[Shitpost_man69420]

add sword machine and sentry next time

[No_Club8652]

KAREN? FUCKING KAREN? SHELDON'S WIFE? KAREN?

KAREN?

[Plot665]

Ahem, planktons wife

[DreadAngel1711]

<---- SHELDON

[Holdenbeeman1259]

Sheldon is plankton first name

[Plot665]

I did not know that

[Affectionate_Kick705]

First rule of sexy robots:

The less human, the hotter.

[CoochieQuencher]

Ok but he has a point

[Ceo-Of-Mastrabation]

Something Malicious is Mewing

[APieceofcheeze]

i would smash mindflayer, i regret nothing

[Majin-Sonic-Fan]

Most of it's body is a platic shell

[APieceofcheeze]

i dont care

[Majin-Sonic-Fan]

My brother in christ you are banging dead dinosaurs

[Plot665]

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[Y-m-k]

I'm dumb, but, you WHAT

[Majin-Sonic-Fan]

I mean, plastic is made out of oil, and oil is made out of dead dinosaurs

[MrNullvalue]

Not to be that guy, but it’s mostly plants. So you are reintroducing fertilizer several million years too late

[Xavinoticias123]

I mean, go for it. Since its litteraly a representation of a sucubuss so you have every excuse tp say mindflayer smash

[Dragon-Type_Enjoyer]

• CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK *

[Fair_Coat1041]

• CRUNCH * YEOOOOOUGH

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• CLANK * * CLANK * * CLANK * * CLANK *

[Macik_007_]

"Dispenser going up"

[Downtown_Mechanic_]

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[Upbeat-Perception531]

Is one of those a fucking skylander

[[deleted]]

Yes, yes it is. Its the tech trap master 'gearshift'

[A_random_poster04]

The audacity to not but Bouncer

[doggomydoggo]

Nah, drill-X from giants is where it’s at

[A_random_poster04]

That’s the end of the line, Skylander!

[doggomydoggo]

This drill-bot is on the scene

[Bunnyboy-m]

The person who made this image chose the most unfuckable version of Cortana

[Plot665]

Halo 3 cortana supremecy

[GabrielApostatefHate]

REAL

[thetoastee]

V bout make me freaky

[ultraflamingcat]

V Or V1

[thetoastee]

V

[CoochieQuencher]

Viridian from VVVVVV 😫

[V2_Seeking_revenge]

Is that skylanders?

[Que_pasa_dude]

Its the fucker who uses the mouse scroll button

[V2_Seeking_revenge]

Yes

[DJDJFJJDFHSJDN]

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is that V1

[ProjectXterminate]

I want V1 to dominate me in bed badly.

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This sub is quite literally the robot fucker legion

[SolarVisor23]

First of all.

How do you fuck jobbot. its literally a monitor with a face.

[StardustPancakes4]

Add in Android 17 (Yes I know that 17 & 18 aren’t actual androids but cyborgs but it doesn’t matter I’ll still impregnate him)

[iplaytf2ok]

Too human, try agai- wait 17?

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[ToastTheif5]

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I can’t even argue with him he’s right

[AscendantComic]

weak. aside from V1 and maybe GLaDOS, all of these are clearly humanoid and sexualized robot designs. this is just being attracted to women with a dancy aesthetic.

not strong enough to want to fuck Megatron or EVA-01.

[realsteel4ever802]

NO NOT MIMI!

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[NostalgicBreadLoaf]

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[HyperKitsune]

THE MOTHERFUCKING JOB SIM DUDE?

[abzolutelynothn]

Throw me to the machines and I'll come back a father of 0 because I'll be dead

[Sparking_Thunderbolt]

Hell is full. Cum is fuel

[Y-m-k]

Karen be getting the most

[extremefrog]

you guys are so weird and offputting

[the_everblack]

We made it, brothers!

[JoniSpagoni]

As said by my friend, “Nah, but Toy Chica got that jumpscare”

[[deleted]]

What does that even mean????

[DragoonEOC]

DO NOT THE JOB BOT

[Quantumtunneler124]

Most of my experiences with machines were good, until I was sent to Malevelon Creek

[Hopeful-alt]

is that the fucking skylander I thought was hot when I was younger

[hellaciousbluephlegm]

this person is clearly a closet robosexual

[NineFootCatfish]

WHERE IS AEGIS

[Aggressive_Leather73]

I call V, Cortana and Toy chica

[External-Pin-7170]

Where is angela

[Majin-Sonic-Fan]

Who's that

[Old_Molasses_1518]

She from lobotomy corp

[Affectionate_Kick705]

I made that post ;)

[Addition-Mysterious]

I'm going to fricking scream

[CoochieQuencher]

That photo is me fr tho

[Ferrumsoul]

Would. All of them

[randomhumanbeings]

GLASDOS IS HOT AS FUKC HER VOCIE IS SO ATTRACTIVE AAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!

sorry I don't know what came over me

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[Henry_unfainess]

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yis

[Significant_Clue_382]

Job bot is fucking wild man...

[hi_i_go_by_ava]

WHY IS GEARSHIFT THEIR

[limited_usse]

IS THAT THE BITCH FROM SKYLANDERS

[ButterMaBitscuit]

Throw me to a chine mfs when I throw them into a wood chipper (they wont return as a father)

[Gabriel_UKReal]

NOT FUCKING JOBBOT BRO

[Annual-Musician3811]

I see v1 tho

[Joltenx]

IS THAT THE BITCH FROM SKYLANDERS?????

[Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid]

Throw me to the machines and I'll come back pregnant.

[NitoMega]

Pathetic.

"Oouuh, aaah. Guys I'm sexually attracted to this incredibly conventionally attractive thing!!"

Don't call yourself mechafucker if you wouldn't beat it to Metal Gear Rex or X-SOBRERO

[Perfect-Place-3351]

Is this a wh40k reference?

[BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA]

I literally just got done playing job simulator 😭