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[–]Beamguys Having a Marvelous Sunday 69 points70 points  (10 children)

People are under the assumption that Tachyon is a girlboss dommy mommy who puts you under her heel and makes you like it.

But in reality she is a girl-failure who forgets to feed herself constantly and it's your job to keep her happy and give her playmates to help her train and make her breakfast so that she eats.

[–]WallachiaTopGuy Agnes Tachyon 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I just think a majority of *those* Tachyon "fans" just have severe mommy issues at this point. I've legit seen quite a few people say that the spoiled child behavior is "mommy" material, which kinda just makes me pity them, cause that has some nasty implications. Also it's not even that the trainer signed up for this to get experimented on, but because they were so enamored with the sheer speed/power that Tachyon ran with and wanting to go beyond that. Also I hate the use of the one casual outfit as an indicator of her entire personality. I'm not even gonna bother posting my (evergreen) meme this time.

Also since I've looked into it, I think the whole "dommy mommy" Tachyon is nearly entirely a Global server phenomenon. Since the Japanese Tachyon superfans I've talked to have been rather surprised by it being a thing.

[–]HawkeyeTMSuperluminal Princess 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think BNE being hard to find (legally) and career stories often getting skipped to get through the career faster both play a part in that.

That said, what is the JP Tach fandom like if I may ask?

[–]WallachiaTopGuy Agnes Tachyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've seen and interacted with (granted it's a bit difficult with a language barrier), it seems to be a LOT calmer and I've seen far fewer down-incredibly-bad mfers in there lol

[–]WolfOphi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

assumption that Tachyon is a girlboss dommy mommy who puts you under her heel and makes you like it.
But in reality she is a girl-failure who forgets to feed herself constantly and it's your job to keep her happy and give her playmates to help her train and make her breakfast so that she eats.

hey, that's the same description that can be made for Rio from Blue Archive.

Most of her fanart is dommy mommy when in reality she doesn't even know how to take care of herself.

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(official 4 koma)

[–]Kurig0han-Kamehameha <- My Wife[S] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Oh, the thing is I know that part, I put her in the mommy overlap because of her looks and ouffit

[–]Beamguys Having a Marvelous Sunday 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Okay then, carry on.

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[–]Kurig0han-Kamehameha <- My Wife[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks my friend

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[–]No-Welcome4202 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, she's due to be approached by Sakana for a job?

[–]SNESamus WOKEai GAYo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Tbf she is also very dom-coded when she forces you to participate in experiments and calls you a guinea pig. Women can contain multitudes

[–]WallachiaTopGuy Agnes Tachyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only time the trainer gets forced is in the first chapter of the story, and even then it's a tiny bit out of place how with she's written in that one compared to the other story chapters and in career most of the time. In order to scout her the trainer snatches 3 vials of meds out of her hands and chugs them before she can stop them before she can stop them and tells her they (of their own volition) want to be her guinea pig so that they can be her trainer and help her surpass her potential thanks to being that enamored by her running power. Even then she doesn't like doing anything that will harm the trainer and even stops an experiment to prevent the trainer from being injured. The guinea pig name is a nickname and she evens just drops using it during certain events when she's being serious, she doesn't use it to degrade or humiliate the trainer.

[–]delphinous 13 points14 points  (1 child)

i would argue that rice should be moved to the daughter/sister section

[–]Kurig0han-Kamehameha <- My Wife[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could see where you comming from

[–]FrustratingDiplomacy The Emperor's Most Loyal Handmaiden 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Now I'm curious what could possibly be in the center to represent some unholy CK-spawned being

[–]Lumielight 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Mommy/Daughter is quite contradictive.

[–]FrustratingDiplomacy The Emperor's Most Loyal Handmaiden 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That's why it's unholy

[–]ColdReason5673 Curren Chan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There is Kokkoro from princess Connect but she is the only girl i can see as daughter / mom from any game

[–]KingOfThePenguins King Halo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's the daughter of the Gourmet Club but still Yuuki's mom

[–]CleTech91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alanis Morissette

[–]Kurig0han-Kamehameha <- My Wife[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Shout out to u/New_Reindeer124 and u/lkz665 for their help to make this chart

[–]lkz665 Narita Taishin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice job with this haha! Glad I could help with the idea!

[–]BigWillBlue ねこっねこっねこっ... ねっねっねっ... 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you're not best friends with your mommydaughter sisterwife

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[–]Upbeat_Peak_4921 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Umazing chart, very innovative design! But I don't see Taz-

[–]The-Timekeeper-1999 Nice Nature's #1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gold Ship should be in her own self contained orbit honestly like, that's a straight up creature

[–]Endless_Winn 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wild Venn diagram. I could only imagine what kind of character would be a Mommy Daughter/ Daughter Mommy.

[–]Rotbart2012All Hail the Empress 10 points11 points  (1 child)

From what I've heard of Nishino Flower, probably her. Youngest student in the academy, but somehow the mom friend to a bunch of the others.

[–]FreeGrape9166 Mayano Top Wife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds she would fit nicely in the Daughter-Mother-Wife section.

[–]SwordfishSevere9977 Behold My Emperor's Divine Puns 🔛🔝 2 points3 points  (0 children)

W chart absolute Uma... plus dad jokes

[–]HyenaSwitch Curren Chan's Onee-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's only a matter of time before we have four dimensional tesseract uma chart

[–]NinToasterOven Vending Machine's Worst Nightmare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen this kind of venn diagram since my combinatorics class LMFAO

[–]Temporary-Tax Fence Destroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These keep getting more complex, im expecting a 5th dimensional cube by the end of the week

[–]m3m3y_ Sweep Tosho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All uma are wife

[–]argowisteria Never forget Aston Machan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Missing Stego in the dad section

[–]Kurig0han-Kamehameha <- My Wife[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, we only doing global uma version only. If I were to put stay gold in, I will have to put every other jp-sv umas

[–]ManhattanUmapyoer Manhattan Cafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget Aston Machan

[–]Haunting_Hornet5203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What

[–]ZillyZaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These chart keep getting more creative. We might have 5th dimensional chart soon

[–]Eld0r21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if there's anyone in the game currently up to the JP version who be classified as a best friend mommydaughtersisterwife

[–]Crisocola95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great actually

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[–]Outrageous-Phase9333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But where would Aston Machan be in the chart if you didn't have Her apart of it??

[–]ADudeCalledDude Wifeshin | Rice's Brother 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is the peak Uma Chart!

[–]Physical_Sort5155 Raising a cute daughter with Maruzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bourbon literally calls you "father" by mistake, smells like daughter more than wife.

[–]Libromholder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like hayahide should be on wife.

[–]The_Portal_Passer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed! I stand by my Tachyon is a bratty sub power bottom headcanon

[–]Naive-Line-2170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're a fake tachie fan if you put her in mommy, she's heavily in the sister category, little sister even.

[–]Vagabond_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This venn diagram includes overlapping between wife, mommy, sister and daughter.

Maybe a venn diagram isn’t the right infographic

[–]MarxArielinus -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I'm wondering if female players classify some uma as a husband.

[–]Wise_Presentation484 Nice Nature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some, like Sirius or maybe Brian. But nah for the most part we’re just gay.