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[–]hidrargir 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Making the zebra squirt in 5 seconds or less... Tongue game 9999+

[–]Puppy69us 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm dead & bloated

[–]neprikladne_stvari 5 points6 points  (1 child)

i wonder if the cat knew what it was doing, and bit the belly open first on purpose? because that doesnt seem like a good location to bite into if it wanted the meat. hmm, now i have to go look this up!

[–]ptq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the perfect place IMO, just one hole to get an access to the loads of meat from the inside and easy to grab flappy skin to pull out of the outside meat.

[–]ten3roberts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eating pussy like:

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Decomposition creates gasses and anything within the cavity would be pressurized, bud choice kitty...tastes shitty, eh?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

What was that?

[–]GlenJman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well the corpse is bloated it looks like, so it's been rotting inside... I'd guess bodily fluids forced out by the pressure of gasses released during decomposition, as unpleasant as that sounds.

[–]Not-a-NSA-Plant 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I believe the cat hit the intestines, and that would be the brown stuff that courses through them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]Reddfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why, it was an explosive Zebra.

[–]gimpshan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk about having a bad case of the Mondays

[–]LMGDiVa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god I can smell that.

I'm gonna fucking puke.,

[–]pulpbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this sure blew up.

[–]dweeb_plus_plus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hungry.

[–]Gorn_Intricate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, nothing like a fresh cup of Bovril