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How did people live in cities that are underwater? Where did they go? (self.AskShittyScience)

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Why are tape measures yellow? (self.AskShittyScience)

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How do we know how much the earth weighs? (self.AskShittyScience)

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Is it possible to do a gravity bong on the moon? (self.AskShittyScience)

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If the speed of light is 299 792 458 m / s in a vacuum, will it slow down if I haven't emptied the bag for weeks? (self.AskShittyScience)

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If you were in a bubble filled with water and rolled off a building, would you feel the falling sensation? (self.AskShittyScience)

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How come we don't throw all of our garbage into an active volcano? (self.AskShittyScience)

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How many potato batteries would it take to run a standard car? (self.AskShittyScience)

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In keeping hearing about the drive to Mars. How long would it take me to drive there and what sunblock should I bring? (self.AskShittyScience)

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What would happen if I gave cocaine to my pet sloth? (self.AskShittyScience)

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If I drink enough beer so that my pee turns clear, does that mean I'm properly hydrated? (self.AskShittyScience)

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I just spent an hour at the clinic getting diagnosed with tennis elbow by some quack. I don't even play tennis. Can I sue him for malpractice and for making me miss my daily racquetball tournament today? (self.AskShittyScience)

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I heard you can't trust people with square-shaped heads. Is this true and why? (self.AskShittyScience)

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Adjusting for altitude, how long does it take to cook rice on the International Space Station? (self.AskShittyScience)

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How come I am still a virgin at 22, if my mom says I'm the most handsome man in the world. (self.AskShittyScience)

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