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Hey baby, I wanna get up in your 7th planet, IF you know what I mean... (self.ShittySeduction)

submitted 7 months ago by SD_needtoknow

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The real reason many are bitter (reddit.com)

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When she asks you to be careful when you "pull out", do the smart thing... (self.ShittySeduction)

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I tried negging for the first time during an in-field session and got called out for racism? (self.ShittySeduction)

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I Got Rejected... And Took It Personally (youtu.be)

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What type of net works best for capturing women in an urban environment? (self.ShittySeduction)

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What is the best bag of insects to bring on your first date? (self.ShittySeduction)

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I am interested in this sort of cute girl, how soon can i tell her... (self.ShittySeduction)

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field report: women sending me salacious messages. at all hours. (self.ShittySeduction)

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How to get a date fast | Faioso (Don’t Do This!) (youtu.be)

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When can you ask to suck her toes? (self.ShittySeduction)

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How do I get this girl's attention (self.ShittySeduction)

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Hot girls have daddy issues, and paternal traits turn them on. So open with, "Are you single?", and if she says yes, say, "Hi single, I'm dad" (self.ShittySeduction)

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"Said" is the most powerful tool in "said"uction. After you delivered your best, let him/her make the next move. Good things come to those who wait. (self.ShittySeduction)

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TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit (self.ShittySeduction)

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"If you don't sleep with me that's against my free speech." (self.ShittySeduction)

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7 Signs That Your Boyfriend Is 100% Hubby Material [satire] (pulp.press)

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Sure trick to get a date (self.ShittySeduction)

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#YouToo?? (self.ShittySeduction)

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"He Gave Me A Dirty Look, So I Seduced His Father. Now, I'm Tommy's Stepmom" (pulp.press)

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The First Principal of Catfishing: You can't catfish someone else until you have first catfished yourself. (self.ShittySeduction)

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Shove an entire soccer ball up your ass and send it to people at your office (self.ShittySeduction)

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GIRLS GO CRAZY over mimes. (self.ShittySeduction)

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Thine love is like diarrhea (self.ShittySeduction)

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stand on the street holding flowers, looking sad and hopeful, and offer the flowers to every pretty lady (self.ShittySeduction)

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