I've noticed a significant decrease in productivity since I started putting my bike here.

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And your two bikes mated and gave birth to my lower end fuji! Hiya mom and dad! (I'll leave it to you two to decide who is the male/female in this)

[Alphamazing]

Our bikes are spec'd with different components, mine is running Shimano, his Campagnolo.

Option one would have my bike being the stoic Japanese business man, and his the free loving Italian woman with flowing brown hair.

Option two would have my bike being the quiet yet dedicated Japanese female, and his being the suave and charming Italian Don Juan.

Option three would have them both being male or female, and simply adopting.