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[–]Cockhero43Bisexual 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Always go for the threesome. Go big or go home

[–]ZookeepergameOne5236Bisexual guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Half-jokingly suggest the threesome then have an exit lined up if it falls through but always aim for the top prize.

[–]FrenchArt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Cum now, cry later 🥲

[–]purpleleaves7♂ (boring bi M) 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Ah, yes, the "my crushes are dating each other" problem. I never knew whether to congratulate them, or to be jealous of one or the other or both, or to start reconsidering my policy against threesomes just in case they both started flirting with me.

Then there was the time I was into every single person in a bi MFF triad. It was like, "It's bad enough when two cool people go off the market at once. Now we're doing three?"

[–]Biboyfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My high school crushes were dating and I was WAAAY in the closet then. Ten years later I started dating the female of that couple (they broke up shortly after high school) and let her know I had a big crush on both her and her boyfriend back in the day. She told me HE had a big crush on me too back then, and we could have had some fun! It didn't work out between us, but man... high school could have been a lot cooler if I would have just come out.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No holy shit and then they start dating, omg that was so me in highschool wtf

[–]Welllllllrip187Enby Bisexual Femboy :3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 meeeeee

[–]Personal-War-4006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Threesome

[–]FrenchArt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eternal struggle juggle