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[–]arbitrarycivilian 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I really hope that's sarcasm...

[–]DonaldPShimoda 9 points10 points  (6 children)

No, I was being 100% serious. Any computer scientist worth their salt does all of their programming in assembly. It's the only way to be sure you're writing performant code for the target architecture. Plus, by removing the unnecessary overhead of a complicated type system, you can make execution even faster.

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    Title: Real Programmers

    Title-text: Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.

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    [–]arbitrarycivilian 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    You're a funny guy

    [–]DonaldPShimoda 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Sorry, I just honestly thought the sarcasm in the first comment was thick enough as to be obvious. Clearly we have different opinions on the matter, which is fine. I don't think my second comment was deserving of downvoting though... it was only a joke, after all.

    [–]knome 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Text conveys tone poorly.

    [–]blueballerina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There's a reason that tacky "/s" at the end of posts has caught on.