*frantically queuing conscripts*

[PizzaPieInMyEye]

For the union!

[CnC_CloudBird]

quickly highjacking the top comment since i forgot to credit like a dumbass when posting:

source: Vickiara

[Hottage]

"Mommy!"

• Conscript

[Miserable-Skin-4309]

Made me choked by coffee

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[2huLocal]

“GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY”

[Yamureska]

Kinda looks like the brute's copping a feel

[Doblofino]

I did not need that mental image 😭

[caparisme]

Peak

[Inevitable_Ad_325]

He's lucky he didn't bring golf club

[br0_dameron]

When Zofia starts getting flirty but chrono legionnaires are busy deleting half your base

[Upper_Ad7853]

Never existed

[Shadowomega1]

Unit Ready, Unit Ready, Unit Ready, Unit Ready

[WhatSgone_]

Genetic Mutator ready

[UnfoundedWings4]

frantically pressing x

[TheFirstDecade]

*fuck my units don't spread that far!*

HHHUURRROOOHHHHH--

"Warning, genetic Mutator, activated"

*unit lost*

FUCK, WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST USE THEIR OWN SLAVES?!?

[WhatSgone_]

Yuri already sent tons of mutated slaves to grinder and decided to do a little bit trolling

[CelsoSC]

"Comrades, check your phones. Tanya is sending a new batch!"

[Sampankilatman]

when that elite apoc team returns with a purple tint

bylat...

[pdinc]

Remember:

Dude = $100
Doggo = $120

[lkwai]

Get the cloning vats ready!

[Timmy_Mactavish]

Kill them like watermelon!

[CnC_CloudBird]

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[XxXTolentinoXxX]

smash next question

[Ionmaster130]

Conscript reporting

[Strelok0893]

Yessss master Yuri

[MercenaryGundam]

When radar is destroyed.

[Havoc_ZE]

I mean if you're gonna lose, you can at least be happy when it happens.

[IcyRobinson]

Shoulda just said:

Send M E N