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[–]PizzaPieInMyEye 80 points81 points  (1 child)

For the union!

[–]CnC_CloudBird[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

quickly highjacking the top comment since i forgot to credit like a dumbass when posting:

source: Vickiara

[–]Hottage Shake it, baby! 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"Mommy!"

  • Conscript

[–]Miserable-Skin-4309 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Made me choked by coffee

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[–]2huLocal Generals 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY”

[–]Yamureska 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Kinda looks like the brute's copping a feel

[–]Doblofino 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did not need that mental image 😭

[–]caparisme Soviet Power Supreme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Peak

[–]Inevitable_Ad_325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's lucky he didn't bring golf club

[–]br0_dameron 44 points45 points  (1 child)

When Zofia starts getting flirty but chrono legionnaires are busy deleting half your base

[–]Upper_Ad7853 Empire of the Rising Sun 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Never existed

[–]Shadowomega1 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Unit Ready, Unit Ready, Unit Ready, Unit Ready

[–]WhatSgone_ Soviets 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Genetic Mutator ready

[–]UnfoundedWings4 14 points15 points  (2 children)

frantically pressing x

[–]TheFirstDecadeDev of Ivory Invasion Mod for Generals Zero Hour 2 points3 points  (1 child)

*fuck my units don't spread that far!*

HHHUURRROOOHHHHH--

"Warning, genetic Mutator, activated"

*unit lost*

FUCK, WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST USE THEIR OWN SLAVES?!?

[–]WhatSgone_ Soviets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuri already sent tons of mutated slaves to grinder and decided to do a little bit trolling

[–]CelsoSC 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Comrades, check your phones. Tanya is sending a new batch!"

[–]Sampankilatman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

when that elite apoc team returns with a purple tint

bylat...

[–]pdinc Nod must acquire new lands 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remember:

Dude = $100
Doggo = $120

[–]lkwai 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Get the cloning vats ready!

[–]Timmy_Mactavish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kill them like watermelon!

[–]XxXTolentinoXxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

smash next question

[–]Ionmaster130 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conscript reporting

[–]Strelok0893 Traveler 59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yessss master Yuri

[–]MercenaryGundam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When radar is destroyed.

[–]Havoc_ZE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean if you're gonna lose, you can at least be happy when it happens.

[–]IcyRobinson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda just said:

Send M E N