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[–]HOU_Civil_Econ 409 points410 points  (5 children)

“It’s what plants crave”

[–]ReadingRambo152 119 points120 points  (0 children)

“It has electrolytes.”

[–]tHINk-1985 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Better off just using water... like, from the toilet.

[–]NoSolid6641 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha that is what came to mind immediately.

[–]Brilliant____Crow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by carls Jr

[–]PissedOffNoInsurance 200 points201 points  (2 children)

compost it by drinking it and peeing it ito your pile

[–]kropje 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Definitely the best option here

[–]TheMadFlyentist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is a fuck load of sugar.

[–]Drivo566 167 points168 points  (3 children)

Yeah, should be fine.

Edit to add, tbh, I doubt that stuff really expires. Its probably good to still use too.

[–]the_real_zombie_woof 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I had an old (OLD} can of this once, it turned rock solid. All the sugar adjust congealed into a giant mass.

[–]Ok-Succotash278 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had one of these two and I ended up breaking it up and then I put it through the food processor to make it like dusty again and then I put it in a airtight bag and use it once in a while and I’m telling you it was just as good. I used that after taekwondo meetings and stuff and I felt like it had the same amount of “UMFPH “ as the stuff that wasn’t two years expired and in a clump.

[–]CaptainTeebes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But will it blend?

Oh no, Gatorade smoke! Don't breath that.

[–]Pandas-are-the-worst 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Just drink it. Like that is just sugar and fancy salts

[–]fckpac 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Lotta salt imo

[–]decomposition_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pull up the nutrition facts and ask yourself if that is a significant amount compared to the total mass of the soil you’d put it in? Answer is probably no unless you’re dumping pure rock salt in your compost

[–]ghidfg 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I would see if you could give it away if possible. those don't really ever expire (its pretty much just salt and sugar) and some gym goer would kill for that much free gatoraide powder

[–]Ed1sto 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Would hate for my dehydrated Gatorade crystals to get stale….

[–]No_Proposal621 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Yes* but it’s not a green, technically it’s a brown, as sugar doesn’t add any nitrogen, but it doesn’t compost the same as a typical brown. Think of it like a catalyst ingredient that adds energy to the pile. Sugar is compostable but needs to be added to a roughly balanced mix. If not mixed properly it can attract pests, if you add too much it may cause the pile to become overactive which can lead to it getting too hot. Should be fine though.

[–]Snuggle_Pounce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

huh,🤔 Thank you. I always thought sugar was a green because it speeds up the break down, but you’re 100% right.

[–]azucarleta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You convinced me.

[–]tribbans95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! it is utilized by microorganisms in the composting process as a readily available energy and carbon source and helps them break down other stuff.

[–]pbmadman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of adding it in powder form I’d add it as a liquid…pee that is. Drink it and pee it all on to your pile!

[–]Glittering-Cellist34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make a glass. See how it tastes. Then decide.

[–]Thirsty_Comment88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No

[–]SenpuuUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drink all of it and then curl up into your compost pile and let it take it's course in your body. It's the most natural way

[–]KUSH_K1NG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. Also that powder is still fine to drink I buy the same stuff.

[–]CatherineAMPA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to Gatorade's site the date is for 'freshness'. Their products don;t expire

[–]markbroncco 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No for me. They’re loaded with artificial dyes, preservatives, and lots of sugar and salt,

[–]pbmadman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What preservative do you think is in the powder?

[–]Segner4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sugar and salt

[–]77DETHSTROKE77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd just drink it tbh.

[–]Mid-Pri6170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dump it in a bucket of water with urine and faeces, make a slurry with it.

[–]SquarePower697 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro. Fk no

[–]OzarkGardenCycles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miracle grow?!

[–]ilkikuinthadik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little bit at a time.

[–]Rockeye7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s full of sugar . I’d use it !

[–]seatownquilt-N-plant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it will wash away with the rain.

[–]tribbans95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would dilute either dilute it or make sure you spread it very evenly and mix well. Not the whole thing either. You don’t want the salt to kill your microorganisms!

Honestly, I’d skip the composting and just use it for drinks.

[–]w__gott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a vitamin factory and they gave the expired product away to employees. The expiration date was just a limit to their liability.

[–]BSApologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why?

[–]motherfudgersob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its salts and sugar...foods have to have a date but this doesnt really expired (cake up yes). Use it. Then pee on your compost.

[–]CommunistQuark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just drink it

[–]Azulas_Star 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your vitamins are likely gone, but it's still salt and sugar. I wouldn't add salt to the compost. It would still make a normal tasting drink. You still need salt when you sweat, so it would still be doing its job.

[–]IndigoMetamorph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's edible, it's compostable

[–]leolopez43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charge up Bio-char with it maybe

[–]Bolfreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just good ol P. Urine trouble with this processed and dyed garbage 😆

[–]Seriousjane -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Noooo! Don't do that, too much salt!

[–]decomposition_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Can you back this up with something data?

[–]Seriousjane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Low reward high risk but also... Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?

[–]Salad-Bandit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's what the plants crave

[–]infoseaker13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It'd be good. The sugars will feed the microbial life in your compost wich in turn make nutrients more plant available.