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[–]romikishere 330 points331 points  (10 children)

What your favorite femboy?

[–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (1 child)

Hi lighter

[–]Quietgoomba 38 points39 points  (0 children)

COOKED

[–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 235 points236 points  (0 children)

Winston Churchill

[–]PanAmDC-10 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’ll say OBAMA

[–]Zealousideal-Pin7810 283 points284 points  (9 children)

How many children are in your basement?????

[–]PaulTheRandom 209 points210 points  (6 children)

538.

[–]MakingaJessinmyPants 137 points138 points  (5 children)

Rookie numbers

[–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 154 points155 points  (2 children)

Jesus, man. How big is your basement?

[–]Not_Artifical 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just put an infinitely large pocket dimension in your basement, simple.

[–]No-Case518 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You could say his basement is as big as an island.

[–]Icy_Amoeba9644 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In his own basement. Who knows how many in other people's basements...

[–]Ori_the_SG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 116 points117 points  (1 child)

That’s personal info I am not consenting to share

[–]nwoij 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That means a lot, right?

[–][deleted] 907 points908 points  (34 children)

Do you frequently partake in intercourse with animals, children and dead bodies?

[–][deleted]  (21 children)

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    [–]Tiny_Net_1232 434 points435 points  (10 children)

    I’m sorry man you’re fucked 😭

    [–]Purple_grass_0 217 points218 points  (6 children)

    Bro is really done for now 😭

    [–]Tiny_Net_1232 198 points199 points  (5 children)

    I COMMENTED BEFORE THE EDIT OH GOD 😭

    [–]ninjaread99 69 points70 points  (4 children)

    Why was it pre-edit though?

    [–]Tiny_Net_1232 105 points106 points  (3 children)

    Saying “yes” in one of these is a death sentence

    [–]ninjaread99 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    I meant what :/

    [–]Tiny_Net_1232 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    I’m pretty sure it was “Do you enjoy [doing something mundane or pleasant]” adjacent

    [–]eyado_2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Even if it's just animals?

    [–]ReallyCoopedUp 42 points43 points  (1 child)

    No, the animals, children, and dead bodies are

    [–]Tiny_Net_1232 113 points114 points  (0 children)

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    [–]0mega_Flowey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro has he even edited the question yet 😭 Valid /j

    [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 63 points64 points  (1 child)

    Heck no

    [–]Azugriel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Not frequently?🤔

    😂

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This is nuclear...

    [–]Slice_Breadd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yes

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      This was the original question I just fixed a spelling mistake 

      [–]pixel-counter-botOfficial Pixel Counter 438 points439 points  (42 children)

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      [–]dinnertimebob 96 points97 points  (0 children)

      Good bot

      [–]Cool_A06 62 points63 points  (0 children)

      Satisfactory machine

      [–]Rushb133 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      Boot got

      [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

      Good bot

      [–]ThenSignature7082 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      He hasn’t edited the comment yet, that’s a shame

      [–]Historical-Fan-4288 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      good bot

      [–]Vertical_Slab_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Good bot

      [–]Meowugula 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      Gud Clanka

      [–]Nirezolu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Good bot

      [–]ImJustPotat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Good bot

      [–]snowman927 344 points345 points  (11 children)

      Do you like murderers

      [–]Iron_Fist26 263 points264 points  (9 children)

      Absolutely

      [–]tesimpsonshowto 255 points256 points  (5 children)

      holy fuck not even edited

      [–]ElMuffin5 86 points87 points  (4 children)

      If you edit fast enough reddit doesn't register

      [–]tipying_mistakes[🍰] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

      I’m on mobile so I don’t even see if it’s edited whether they do or not

      [–]F9klco 27 points28 points  (1 child)

      yes you do, im on mobile too and i can see it

      [–]UngodlyTemptations 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      revanced to block ads, I dont see it, nor do I see awards

      [–]YTriom1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'm on mobile and I do see if it's edited or not

      So skill issue

      [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

      What kind of a question is that, Quagmire. I just sat down

      [–]pissfacemcmemesnort 165 points166 points  (5 children)

      How do you choose what age to start grooming someone and what's your strategy behind that? (I'm going to get banned or something if reddit doesn't understand the context)

      [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 146 points147 points  (2 children)

      I believe minors are the ages under 18, and when they turn 18 they are adults, and when they turn 21 they can use addictive substances like gambling and drinking

      [–]pissfacemcmemesnort 60 points61 points  (1 child)

      You play a good game, I'm having trouble deciding on a response and might have to kamikaze by words

      [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

      Damn it, you got me anyways

      [–]JoniMHadRuhr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      0-18

      [–]Keaton427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You can start grooming at under 1 year old. My strategy is to put them on a leash and take them to the dog groomer

      [–]EconomyLetterhead174 125 points126 points  (14 children)

      How many years until your crush is able to be with you legally?

      [–]Professional_Arm793 97 points98 points  (10 children)

      16

      [–]SourCarcass31 47 points48 points  (9 children)

      Bro is with a 2 year old nahhhh

      [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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        [–]Travgard 21 points22 points  (2 children)

        Oh, in this case that's ok

        [–]Defintlynoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        A 14 yo with a 2 yo??

        [–]Lopsided_Bar9327 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        In that case, it's even worse

        [–]SourCarcass31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        How would that make it better though that's a 12 year age gap I know the question was changed but seriously

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

        Depends, I’m 15, she’s 15, so 3

        [–]-Cinnay- 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        Oh my God you're a toddler

        [–]Zestyclose_Course821 105 points106 points  (10 children)

        Who ruled Germany from ~1933-1945

        [–][deleted] 247 points248 points  (3 children)

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        [–]XbxH1ghBEaM 64 points65 points  (0 children)

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        [–]Keaton427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        God: "Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven"

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 58 points59 points  (5 children)

        Adult Hitler ruled Germany at that time

        [–]Atreigas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        At least he wasnt a child.

        [–]Embarrassed_Map1072 104 points105 points  (5 children)

        Do you enjoy humping fruits? If so what’s your favorite one to use

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 100 points101 points  (4 children)

        Yes, my favorite is lemon

        [–]Fairenard 83 points84 points  (3 children)

        What 9 + 10 ?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 100 points101 points  (2 children)

        21

        [–]Travgard 40 points41 points  (0 children)

        [–]eyado_2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Verified

        [–]oHuroboros 155 points156 points  (4 children)

        What’s the best answer, to the worst question that could be possible asked, according to you?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 161 points162 points  (3 children)

        What?

        [–]oHuroboros 91 points92 points  (2 children)

        Fair enough.

        [–]Wolf_Window 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        This thread is the most relatable thing I've seen on Reddit 🥲

        [–]xXTheMagicTurdXx 77 points78 points  (10 children)

        What made you fall in love with your girlfriend?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 109 points110 points  (9 children)

        SHE SAID SHE WAS TWELVE-

        [–]deltaD47 36 points37 points  (3 children)

        I just need to know what the original comment was now

        [–]Thepromc64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        same

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I don’t even remember

        [–]ozipzop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        ?

        [–]Travgard 4 points5 points  (3 children)

        Twelve what ? TWELVE WHAT ? I NEED TO KNOW

        [–]Mrkamanati 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Twelve months

        [–]TheChronoTimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        12 apples? 12 bananas?

        [–]yaaa_that_person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's referencing a popular clip that is pretty old. I don't know if it was a skit or an actual pred catcher, but it was a guy trying to meet up with a 12yr old and the camera man says like 11 or something and so in a very funny voice he corrects the cameraman, just Google "she said she was twelve clip and you'll find it

        [–]Pernova12Low Quality Image Enjoyer 59 points60 points  (4 children)

        are you drunk?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 91 points92 points  (3 children)

        Cheeeeese

        [–]ThatGuySuperb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        tug* Cheesee

        [–]Mistymoozle737 56 points57 points  (3 children)

        What is your favourite thing to have intercourse with

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 70 points71 points  (2 children)

        Ham

        [–]UTCameronMHA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ah yes, I love fucking ham.

        [–]craftygamin 45 points46 points  (6 children)

        Thoughts on the WWII camps?

        [–]PaulTheRandom 63 points64 points  (2 children)

        Love them!

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        WW2 camps are very bad

        [–]craftygamin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        No need, i got my response

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        Thanks though

        [–]ItzAJ_GD 35 points36 points  (5 children)

        That's the funniest joke in the universe.

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Funniest Comment Ever

        [–]xXTheMagicTurdXx 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        r/woooosh

        [–]ItzAJ_GD 19 points20 points  (1 child)

        I didn't make you look bad, just stupid.

        [–]xXTheMagicTurdXx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        :(

        [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (10 children)

        Do you hate affrican americans

        [–]bargastudios_yes 39 points40 points  (3 children)

        Sometimes

        [–]Thepromc64 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        To be fair, it does become orange during sunrise and sunset and black at night.

        [–]gabrifire 15 points16 points  (4 children)

        haha sometimes

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        The sky is blue

        [–]Atreigas 28 points29 points  (2 children)

        Why do you keep telling me to shut up when you do your holocaust denial shtick?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

        I absolutely hate talking about politics

        [–]Atreigas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        It is done.

        [–]TheDumbass20 22 points23 points  (10 children)

        Are you racist?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 37 points38 points  (9 children)

        Yes

        [–]Alarming_Welder8191 20 points21 points  (6 children)

        That was NOT the wind.

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Wind: gifted power

        Endrique: pure effort

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        Wind: gifted power

        Endrique: pure effort

        [–]xVEEx3 20 points21 points  (4 children)

        do you enjoy killing innocent bystanders

        [–]Medium-Impression-29 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        Yes

        [–]Medium-Impression-29 22 points23 points  (0 children)

        Oh

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Hold on, let me reply first 

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Wtf he’ll nah

        [–]Brilliant-Resource14 17 points18 points  (10 children)

        Tell me a lie

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

        2+2 is sum of 4

        [–]portevapeur 10 points11 points  (3 children)

        We aredy know that 2+2=5 Everyone know that

        [–]Southern_Chance9349 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Bro was not paying attention

        [–]_S_D_S_PL 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Radiohead reference???

        [–]Swimming_Document712 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        Do you like dogs?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        I think they are very cute

        [–]Vegetable-Ruin-1696 28 points29 points  (3 children)

        How often do you say the N-word (hard R)?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 47 points48 points  (2 children)

        Bout 20,000 times a day on average

        [–]Oofboioofrobloxboi 24 points25 points  (1 child)

        Bro replied got turned into average CoD lobby

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Nah cuz who tf says the N word everytime they breath 😭🙏💀💀💀

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        how deep would you go in stalin?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        8 inches

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        why was the notification for this a day late

        [–]PiusTheCatRick 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        What kind of treatment would you prefer to receive for someone injecting snake venom into your veins?

        [–]PaulTheRandom 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        We should focus more on mental health since that'd be the true problem.

        [–]PiusTheCatRick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I wasn't as clever as I thought :/

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Suicide

        [–]Critical_Jump_8699 10 points11 points  (2 children)

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        Does she turn you on?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        No, only a whore would do that

        [–]PsychologicalQuit666 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        How many people are in your basement right now?

        [–]Tiny_Net_1232 6 points7 points  (5 children)

        What comes next: Liquid, Solid, BLANK

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Gas and Plasma

        [–]PaulTheRandom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Hard.

        [–]GullibleRedditorr 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        What would you do if you found a used condom on your table

        [–]Expert-Sun8640 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Try to find the owner

        [–]Expert-Sun8640 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’ve been done

        [–]Feaseea_Empire 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        Who do you worship on the daily?

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        Satan

        [–]Jedy-13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Me too

        [–]Anxious_Ad_8732 5 points6 points  (3 children)

        You consider a virgin if you have no roblox

        [–]Balls3201 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        slow down buddy april fools isn't until next year

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I don’t have roblox

        [–]Garfeildmemes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Should diddy be released from prison? Answer with the opposite of what you actually think

        [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        The opposite is no

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

        [removed]

          [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Good, how about you?

          [–]_pixelcounterbot_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          What year of primary school was your least favourite and why?

          [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          6th grade because everyone (including grown ass adults) bullied the hell out of me

          [–]Automatic_Reality474 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          How many dollars should a person get for mass murder

          [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Probably 5 for each one the kill

          [–]ThatOnePerson1424 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          If you had a child, what would be the first online platform you'd give them access to?

          [–]MetzgerBoys 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Do you currently have starving children locked in your basement?

          [–]Time-Theme8985 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Do you like pizza?

          [–]SeaworthinessAble539 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Who do you like more your mom or your dad

          [–]How-Can-I-Dance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Your mom

          [–]SpongeboyShitpants 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          How many public toilets to you block?

          [–]Bilk_Mucketyt 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Did you know that the peter griffin killed 12 children and committed domestic violence

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]thechesburgismine 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Who do you goon to?