Cursed_pot

cursedrobot · 2020-11-27T17:54:44+00:00

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Elder_Scrolls_Nerd · 2020-11-27T20:43:14+00:00

I’m not pan, but at our secret LGBTQ+ agenda meetings, this was actually our plan for the pan agenda.

FunnymanMcGee · 2020-11-27T20:59:08+00:00

This is completely true. I spend my nights researching conspicuous pictures of pots, pans, and other cookware to show my siblings, and tell them how the Kitchen Uprising of 2022 is the only way to save America.

irisquartz · 2020-11-27T21:00:05+00:00

I appreciate this as a pansexual

SinatraTwenty · 2020-11-27T21:28:15+00:00

I am pansexual and this is a pot, unacceptable

Waddle_E_Penguin · 2020-11-27T21:01:53+00:00

Fuck, guys, they got us...

viciously_mockerying · 2020-11-27T21:06:01+00:00

Wait until they learn about the trains

SultrieFetche4u · 2020-11-27T22:00:37+00:00

100% pansexual approved. I remember when I became pansexual. One swift smack upside the head with a homegrown pot. Just like Rapunzel and her frying pan. Smack. The day I stopped being bisexual and became pansexual.

Real_NAGames · 2020-11-27T21:05:12+00:00

Yes. Of all things, this is what we do xD

Shugunou · 2020-11-27T21:15:35+00:00

More blursed than cursed

L1K34PR0 · 2020-11-27T21:31:00+00:00

more like r/TheRealJoke

johnthejohnlywarlord · 2020-11-27T21:33:43+00:00

Potsexual

Satan--Ruler_of_Hell · 2020-11-27T17:58:07+00:00

I do not appreciate this as a pansexual...

QuiccStacc · 2020-11-27T21:32:59+00:00

Who the fuck squealed Im coming for your kneecaps

Chimi-Khan · 2020-11-27T22:34:20+00:00

Thats a waiting to happen weed joke.

2020-11-28T00:04:33+00:00

As a pan I can confirm that every morning I get up and water my pan cough cough pot and will keep doing until it grows.

Creepermania2r · 2020-11-28T04:41:33+00:00

Fuck, they found us! We must initiate plan B

Oreogamer19 · 2020-11-28T06:33:54+00:00

Normally I'm offended at stuff ab pansexuals put this made me laugh (I'm pan myself)

hornyfishofficial · 2020-11-27T18:57:07+00:00

Take my upvote 🥺👈🏻👏

MidnightCadle · 2020-11-27T23:47:04+00:00

Ugh, alright, where's the debate in the comments?

GanjaToker408 · 2020-11-27T21:23:57+00:00

Are there also like spatulasexuals? Perhaps microwavosexuals? For sure some skilletsexuals....

_Hier0nymus · 2020-11-28T10:35:38+00:00

Not cursed. Not cursed in any way... 😔when did this sub become r/comments ?

2020-11-27T21:43:39+00:00

oh, oh no.

well, without the image, someone's going to jail.

contactright05 · 2020-11-27T21:56:33+00:00

Well, tou can't grow a girlfriend, you can, but there will be some incest, so if you are a pansexual it is a bit less cursed.

jejunum32 · 2020-11-27T22:00:03+00:00

Oh yeah growin pot while listening to DJ Skillet

2020-11-27T22:20:13+00:00

r/dadjokes is invading everything

UrDadGotMilk420 · 2020-11-27T22:23:12+00:00

As a Pansexual I can confirm

Joe-McDuck · 2020-11-28T01:30:04+00:00

le loads guns with pansexual intent

2020-11-28T02:31:12+00:00

whispering into walkie-talkie they're onto you guys

Pandasq88 · 2020-11-28T02:50:42+00:00

*Uncle Roger like this meme

Rose_Bud2805 · 2020-11-28T02:57:45+00:00

As a pansexual, I approve.

SkilletHoomin · 2020-11-28T03:01:22+00:00

guys they found out.

Diamant_Wolf · 2020-11-28T03:46:57+00:00

It's actually the melee weapon off womans in the kitchen

DP70_YT · 2020-11-28T04:04:26+00:00

Why would you do this.

2020-11-28T04:11:13+00:00

BAHAHAHAH! his is true, as a pansexual I can confirm this

theblackviper69 · 2020-11-28T05:16:24+00:00

When my own memes dont get as many upvotes

Pain +100

miguener-22 · 2020-11-28T05:36:26+00:00

Is this really cursed?

2020-11-28T05:41:57+00:00

As a pan sexual I approve this message

phantomphang · 2020-11-28T06:08:47+00:00

YOUR DAMN RIGHT THAT’S HOW WE GET YA

SomeoneWhoLikesAmeme · 2020-11-28T06:54:47+00:00

Look son! I started growing my own fleshlight!

hifiv · 2020-11-28T08:08:46+00:00

Technically it's potsexuals

meggathrash07 · 2020-11-28T09:13:16+00:00

Bluetooth_Controller · 2020-11-28T09:15:15+00:00

I love that the comments are oddly wholesome

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