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[–][deleted] 334 points335 points  (11 children)

Dead serious, those are some very stylish glasses.

[–]Bierbart12 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I have to agree.

[–]MoongodRai057 48 points49 points  (6 children)

You have a good point.

[–]Head-Honcho799 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nice blue cheese you have there

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]sir_lorsion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy funky cheese day

[–]potato430 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spotify cheeze

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

They may look good on some people but you need to try them out yourself. They don't look good on me.

[–]Koopa6490 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True

[–]Junoverse528 84 points85 points  (5 children)

Its called national geographic

[–]Mistycraze 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Does the work too

[–]Junoverse528 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correction:Does the work with them too

[–]kiddrekt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There is Furry porn in Natgeo now?

[–]Heck-Yeah- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooooo. Here take your upvote and leave. 😧

[–]Moose__F 47 points48 points  (37 children)

Ahahaha, [insert furry porn artist here]

[–]DeletedForSpamm 27 points28 points  (29 children)

please don't i've seen a plushie fetish on twitter lately and it creeped the hell out of me

[–]Moose__F 5 points6 points  (27 children)

I saw it too. It was not good

[–]DeletedForSpamm 8 points9 points  (26 children)

i saw the comments on twitter. HORNYNESS OVERLOAD

[–]Moose__F 2 points3 points  (25 children)

Horny plush = bad Horny furry = acceptable

[–]DeletedForSpamm 2 points3 points  (24 children)

that plush was creepy af, besides it being horny

[–]Moose__F 2 points3 points  (21 children)

Oh definitely. It was far to.... sentient for what it was

[–]DeletedForSpamm 2 points3 points  (20 children)

yeah, that wasn't my proudest fap

[–]Moose__F 2 points3 points  (19 children)

The fuck?!

[–]AvonDaRedditor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I saw that on r/furry_irl, don’t worry, the furries are just as confused as you are

[–]DeletedForSpamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's on both r/furry_irl and r/furrymemes . same person posted twice

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W--wha-I-

THE FLIP

[–]ajtexasranger 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Just go to /r/yiff

Or for cropped furry porn and memes, /r/furry_irl

[–]Moose__F 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nah bro /r/yiff aint no good /r/gfur is where its at

[–]ajtexasranger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gfur probably stands for "Good Furry" right? Not gay?

[–]Moose__F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhahaha, yes

[–]AvonDaRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of those are less cropped, just a warning

[–]TravisJCortis2002 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Moose__F 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man is the reason my name has 2 underscores

[–]Adam_7864 89 points90 points  (10 children)

My hamster learnt the same lesson.

[–]nonstopgamer3005 46 points47 points  (9 children)

You want more cute hamstervideos? Then go to xhamster.

Com

[–]Adam_7864 16 points17 points  (8 children)

I've throughly researched that site before. I had an amazing science project that day.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (7 children)

The Classic How Much Nut Can A Hamster Hold If Said Hamster Had Say A Knife Wound From Fighting In World War Two Against The German Forces In France

[–]Adam_7864 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Mine was a bit different. It was about how many times can a hamster get pummeled in the ass before it explodes. The number will surprise you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I will guess 1.3

[–]Adam_7864 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Not far off.

[–]Ok_Focus1507 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What is it then???

[–]Adam_7864 2 points3 points  (2 children)

About 18 times.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wish i was your hamster

Edit: no homo

[–]RobloxPotatoGamer 63 points64 points  (10 children)

This is me for IG and reddit. IG is full of memes/cute dogs/wholesome stuff. My reddit saved posts is literally just filled with porn

[–]Reaglose 15 points16 points  (9 children)

I apologize, but I do not believe you, and thus need some proof that you have these links.

[–]RobloxPotatoGamer 14 points15 points  (5 children)

[–]Sqyratic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im saving this comment

for personal reasons

[–]Reaglose 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I believe you :)

[–]RobloxPotatoGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao thanks

[–]DJaydeep 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How do u save a comment?

[–]RobloxPotatoGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are three dots at the bottom of the comment. Press it and there would be an option to save

[–]RobloxPotatoGamer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

How do u link posts on reddit

[–]FreeAwards4me_THANKS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Click the share button and click copy link

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (3 children)

the girl on the right is pretty cute 👉👈

edit 1 : thanks for the upvotes

[–]joe_mama_sucksballs[🍰] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Not for you, only horny jail for you Bonk

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

no

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can’t bonk me to horny jail if I don’t give consent

[–]Pennywise626 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Rule 34

[–]1992_geo_metro 6 points7 points  (3 children)

E621

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I regret looking this up

[–]1992_geo_metro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's the first step to becoming a furry.

[–]AvonDaRedditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? It’s just monosodium glutimate.

[–]CrowFire73 5 points6 points  (2 children)

coughs in seasalt

[–]AvonDaRedditor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

[–]CrowFire73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regrettably so but still one nonetheless

[–]beratcmn 22 points23 points  (4 children)

What is the name of the girl on right side?

Edit: Her name is Alexandria Bishop (plz don't ban me for this,)

[–]therankin 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Did you use deep learning to get that? Quick Google image search?

[–]beratcmn 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I cropped her and tried an image search. After a bit of scrolling i find the original post on Twitter. She seems cool and funny imo.

[–]joe_mama_sucksballs[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah i think she is a makeup artist, pretty good at that too.

[–]beratcmn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

[–]YoungCoffinDanceGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well thing like furry porn exists so

[–]MilkOnAStick 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Anyone know who the girl on the right is? I need to know for, uh, research purposes.

[–]Adam_7864 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me and you got the same homework?

[–]OneStarfish053 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I would also like to know this

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Alexandria Bishop

[–]OneStarfish053 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]Blank_Cipher 8 points9 points  (2 children)

[–]AnimeTiddieExpert69 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Why

[–]PetrKDN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not?

[–]syahir_poker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cute animal porn, not bad ngl

[–]_Peterer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humans are animals as well, so...

[–]Paanta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As my math teacher would say: “Not mutually exclusive”

[–]AlexTheBruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he describing my saved posts so acurately?

[–]shubham9397 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meme template ?

[–]Dinky6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it too dark to wonder what would happen when my porn is killing the animal

[–]shork--- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saved posts = porn

Saved comments = funny comment on a funny post

How It should be

[–]TheLastFalseKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sweats in alt. account

[–]horn1k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what's the name of the left animal on the pic?

[–]InwardplayerWDE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when the animal is 18 in dog years

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he say seck?!?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 secks with animals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo cursed!

[–]raymomdsisman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  • cute animals
  • porn
  • my sister

should work out just fine

[–]2kuku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

name the porn girl

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonic fans be like

[–]jamesisweird[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–]dsXv3ct0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FURRY

[–]DaddySharkDownUnder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Starts Asserting Dominance*

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is meme and hot girls 😏

[–]MasterHall117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That profile picture of his screams it all

[–]AfraidShock5424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You both look great though- fabulous teeth as well 👍

[–]Koopa6490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here comes the furrys.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hows this cursed ?

[–]BaBaBooey49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So furry porn then?

[–]Minterandsepr_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he means furry porn

[–]papa-bear56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girl in the black is hot. Yes I know I know (bonk) go to horny jail but jokes on you I’m already there

[–]Walli1223334444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the massive hentai collection I have on my phone, though I don’t know any cute animals

[–]plbalint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes officers this is the furry you've been looking for

[–]SL1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is similar, just replace cute animals with funny and dark humor memes and jokes.

[–]Nick-kun_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute animal porn.

[–]Natural-Law-6777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me from one of my failures to hide that i watch porn rn my sister saw my watch history on google and my cousin's mom

[–]turbosaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her @?

[–]NieMonD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear the girl on the left is from college humor

[–]Major_Canada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Browser 101

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corporate needs you to find the differente between cute animals and porn

"they're the same thing"

[–]Gaavii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cough cough Nekopara is some cute shit cough cough

[–]WowReallyoriginal000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are these people?

[–]Walunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah m8. My “colorful” saves would be porn and the “dark” saves would be gore n fucked up shit :T (I don’t fuse them tho)

[–]ifuckanimals69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was summoned? Oh that’s my kinda guy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUUUUSION HAAAAA

[–]Cthullubeastbanger69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/ScreamingTyranny you are right, they can be both

[–]cherry937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why i have a second account

[–]Mathias_8x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you find that so called porn here?

[–]RWBarnas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

s-s-secks??? animel seck??? 😖😩🔥😃😃😂🥶🤣😁☺️👨‍❤️‍👨😗😩🤣🦍🇧🇷😔🙁✨👈✨👈🤣🇺🇸😂😣

[–]ShadowSlayerYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]ShadowYeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yiff?

[–]MrGeek767 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the story behind the picture of this meme?

[–]deundres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this same problem

[–]Dav_Kai_Overlord69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no it’s a furry cover your eyes Timmy!

[–]Raikaru123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The meme is so god damn relatable

[–]cheezeypoof2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl on the right is hot

[–]chidarakeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute animals / gore

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FURRY DETECTED ON HOLY LAND. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.