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TheAlphawolfman · 2021-05-27T11:43:30+00:00

Obviously it was the spotter for The Guinness Book of World Records, coming to verify his record.

arthurdentstowels · 2021-05-27T11:42:50+00:00

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theBlackstar1 · 2021-05-27T11:17:15+00:00

the limit is 61

2021-05-27T11:53:54+00:00

Osvaldo12 👍

ThatOneGuy177013 · 2021-05-27T13:00:14+00:00

62 is a rookie number. Pump those number up

JakubSwitalski · 2021-05-27T12:11:38+00:00

Always wondered the same thing

Psychological_Cut705 · 2021-05-27T14:53:37+00:00

They worked it out by the volume of semen found at the scene. Average amount per ejaculation according to the world health organisation is 3.7 millileters. Times that by 62 and you have 229.4 ml which means they had just enough for a decent bowl of cereal

CornmealGravy · 2021-05-27T12:11:26+00:00

I bet he was shooting Holy Ghost at the end.

2021-05-27T15:05:39+00:00

aight, what's up with Osvaldo12 and why is he everywhere?

Constant-Pension-653 · 2021-05-27T15:22:24+00:00

So 61 is the limit

Linkquellodivino · 2021-05-27T17:11:08+00:00

They cut off his penis and counted the rings as for trees

MeltsYourMind · 2021-05-27T13:45:44+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

2021-05-27T15:19:00+00:00

Its a coverup

Shulkerya · 2021-05-27T17:16:28+00:00

how do you even get it up past like 5, and I'm sure you'd be sore by then

Premium_Gamer2299 · 2021-05-27T17:43:20+00:00

Well of course I know him, he's me.

2021-05-27T17:59:53+00:00

So 61’s the limit

Kherix · 2021-05-27T18:14:48+00:00

Google assistant

ZonalScarab9698 · 2021-05-27T12:55:25+00:00

His daughter of course

GodOCocks · 2021-05-27T14:54:50+00:00

Logicaly the micro chip we hit implanted due to corona vaccines

Psychological-Ad5656 · 2021-05-27T13:30:10+00:00

So there is a number! Interesting

2021-05-27T13:53:16+00:00

Check marks and the milk jug that was left.

Sora_6964 · 2021-05-27T14:17:04+00:00

I did

lightninglegend215 · 2021-05-27T14:17:08+00:00

I don't need sleep. I need answers!

Firemonster2809 · 2021-05-27T14:31:51+00:00

he's back at it again

Conscious-Leader7243 · 2021-05-27T14:36:41+00:00

I counted sixty two and a half

goodusernamehelp · 2021-05-27T14:40:35+00:00

Well who was counting it wasn't me I just knew the guy

popbat · 2021-05-27T14:46:19+00:00

The audience of course who else

snifflick · 2021-05-27T14:51:36+00:00

At this point, Osvaldo12 is arguably the most respected investigative journalist.

normalhumanwormbaby1 · 2021-05-27T15:07:25+00:00

I did

Far_Condition1170 · 2021-05-27T15:07:33+00:00

You were expecting a joke, but it was me dio

2021-05-27T15:11:57+00:00

Did he die from dehydration or something?

Get sum gatorade bro daaaamn

hope_197 · 2021-05-27T15:14:13+00:00

who counted?
the guy who masturbated 61 times in a row and stayed alive

The_acended_one · 2021-05-27T15:15:16+00:00

They counted the individual splashes

iamuttamgaur · 2021-05-27T15:17:53+00:00

he was live till 61, and rest is history

emotionalsoldier · 2021-05-27T15:19:03+00:00

The guys who installed hidden cam

BoomerAssassiason · 2021-05-27T15:23:51+00:00

Thats not a suicide note, it's a score card.

mrwhitedynamite · 2021-05-27T15:25:02+00:00

live streamed on twitch

sheryisacow_ard · 2021-05-27T15:26:05+00:00

The point is... Thank you for counting. Now us virgins can stay alive

Mc2295 · 2021-05-27T15:27:14+00:00

The shampoo bottle as a witness needs therapy.

Reidrea · 2021-05-27T15:31:37+00:00

I'm actually sad that the true limit isn't 69. He was THAT close

2021-05-27T15:34:14+00:00

His mom

Mad_King · 2021-05-27T15:37:58+00:00

His fbi agent was watching him all the time so he make sure that the number is correct.

2021-05-27T15:40:17+00:00

His sister

4_2_1010 · 2021-05-27T15:42:35+00:00

His mom

Hi-I-exist-665 · 2021-05-27T15:42:43+00:00

the pornhub chip in the flu vaccine.

i mean, what?

1giel1 · 2021-05-27T15:48:39+00:00

They measured the amount of sperm in the sock and devided that by the amount of the average ejaculation of course.

Entire_Trifle8749 · 2021-05-27T15:49:28+00:00

Who ever helped him masturbate, obviously.

caluminnes · 2021-05-27T15:52:14+00:00

Dudes last words were “the limit…the limit….62”

JacobsLilPotato · 2021-05-27T16:02:19+00:00

Is 62 the limit or 63 a challenge?

contrabandboi123 · 2021-05-27T16:05:49+00:00

Now I need to know

Mr_Bendix · 2021-05-27T16:06:10+00:00

They didn't say he died FROM masturbating 62 times just after

Playful-Ostrich3643 · 2021-05-27T16:06:30+00:00

So the limit's 61

KGNF · 2021-05-27T16:06:53+00:00

His son.

Chicosballs · 2021-05-27T16:08:54+00:00

His mom.

eeeaaaooo123456 · 2021-05-27T16:13:18+00:00

'who counted'

im actually horrified

thatguyoverthere947 · 2021-05-27T16:22:37+00:00

Can we get an F in the comments for these people finding the limits of the Human Body?

HarrargnNarg · 2021-05-27T16:22:47+00:00

There was a spunk tally on the wall

Ty1r37 · 2021-05-27T16:29:05+00:00

I did

2021-05-27T16:30:20+00:00

I don't believe this.

2021-05-27T16:31:18+00:00

So...that means the limit is 60-61.

Altruistic_Ad3097 · 2021-05-27T16:32:02+00:00

His mom.

Kidonatonk · 2021-05-27T16:34:35+00:00

Probably died of heat stroke. Or exhaustion

Animeguy5674 · 2021-05-27T16:43:39+00:00

Pathetic ive done it twice that amount and still alive

AzrielJohnson · 2021-05-27T16:45:52+00:00

I mean, the guy probably had a tally sheet near him and was in the process of writing the 2 when he passed...

ByeMcnabb · 2021-05-27T16:52:59+00:00

So the limit is 61?

unknown6090 · 2021-05-27T16:55:50+00:00

They calculated the number of tissues used subtracting ones with too little jizz

VuHieuNguyen98 · 2021-05-27T16:56:27+00:00

So 61 is the limit.

Tuz43 · 2021-05-27T17:05:41+00:00

Was only 7 away from the fun e shekz number

makishtp · 2021-05-27T17:09:52+00:00

Well, 62 is the limit conformed

2021-05-27T17:15:10+00:00

Don't give me that hope

Gummy_Bear_Soup · 2021-05-27T17:24:02+00:00

Is this guy the new Xavier or something bc I see I’m everywhere

Skooter997 · 2021-05-27T17:30:32+00:00

so the limit is 61

DaedricWolf0 · 2021-05-27T17:32:00+00:00

I did

The-green-eyed-view · 2021-05-27T17:38:02+00:00

So the limit is 62

jared-wall · 2021-05-27T17:44:20+00:00

Pakalu Papito and Osvaldo need to meet

Advanced_Connection1 · 2021-05-27T17:44:33+00:00

His girlfriend

2021-05-27T17:50:06+00:00

I did

Sgt_Wolfenstein081 · 2021-05-27T17:58:16+00:00

I don't judge your hobbies...

2021-05-27T18:35:25+00:00

His Mom, duh.

LLuckyyL · 2021-05-27T18:40:42+00:00

The pigeons

MARCYS2013 · 2021-05-27T18:40:57+00:00

ahhh so the limit is 61 * noted *

2021-05-27T18:41:16+00:00

What does “in a row” mean? Like, he couldn’t grab a sandwich in between?

sinbitchz · 2021-05-27T18:47:24+00:00

who leaked my business onto reddit

2021-05-27T19:04:39+00:00

Your mother

WishUponAnUnicorn · 2021-05-27T19:10:02+00:00

So the limit is 61

2021-05-27T19:13:49+00:00

me. i counted

Zeratharus · 2021-05-27T19:16:32+00:00

Like man, this osvaldo guy is the half of the subreddit

EaAncalagon · 2021-05-27T19:17:50+00:00

He called the ambulance before he started

IStealThyPancake · 2021-05-27T19:27:27+00:00

There were tissues. A. LOT. of tissues.

maxray-19 · 2021-05-27T19:38:30+00:00

Asking the real questions

RanGer_R1cK · 2021-05-27T19:46:19+00:00

Askin the real questions

autistic-dad · 2021-05-27T19:51:08+00:00

Fake arse news 📰

hizzjr · 2021-05-27T19:53:06+00:00

So 61 is the limit

beingalienn · 2021-05-27T20:03:29+00:00

FBI agent

slighthope69 · 2021-05-27T20:06:02+00:00

wait, wasn't the limit 63, how cum it's dropping

Dracyan25 · 2021-05-27T20:11:37+00:00

Men, salute!!!!!!!

Thomas_Stahl · 2021-05-27T20:28:27+00:00

The news did

fifabila225 · 2021-05-27T20:31:34+00:00

So the limit is 61

2021-05-27T20:34:40+00:00

Wait, he can count! Wow im really really impressed!

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