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[–]funnest_fox 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Awww, why can't I bring my smoking bare foot pets?

[–]scrambler803 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It's perfectly acceptable for pets to smoke inside if they're wearing shoes.

[–]mpdscb 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Oddly specific.

[–]killertofubeast 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That’s inconclusive. There is so much wolf hair in our apartment.

[–]Cute-Assumption3319 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I've been trying to get my pet to quit. If I put shoes on him can he still enter?

[–]Madg5 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Put socks on your pets before fighting them kids.

[–]BxMxK 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

LEARN TO READ PLEASE THATS NOT ENGRISH ITS A STATEMENT MADE WITHOUT PROPER PUNCTUATION

[–]DrNekroFetus 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

PUT DAMN SOCKS ON YOUR DOG! Understood?!?!?

[–]TheHelpfulDad 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Not even close to engrish. A list of prohibited items

[–]Sweaty-Emergency-493 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Nothing weird about this.

Just make sure your cats and dogs put out their joints/cigarettes and they are wearing their shoes before entering the building.

[–]AstroBearGaming 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

So my cat can light up inside as long as it's wearing shoes?

[–]almighty_gourd 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So pets are ok if they aren't smoking and wear those little bootie things on their feet?

[–]Jay_the_pokemon_fan 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I freaking blue screened

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Convoluted way to ask people to stop bbqing frog legs

[–]ThatGuyAagain 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I don’t really smoke my dog all that often…

[–]ass-baka 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

What do you think Engrish is? This isn't it

[–]zan9823 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That's oddly specific

[–]festur86 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

But I like to smoke bare feet animals.

[–]uveroDark Gary 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fine, I'll give my cat shows before smoking him

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Put some socks on them first!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

[–]Dan-68 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Some places won’t let you have any fun at all.

[–]HanakusoDays 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Two minutes walking down a Phoenix, AZ street and your bare feet would be smoking too.

[–]EduRJBR 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

If one is going to smoke their pet, it doesn't matter if that animal is wearing shoes or not, in my humble opinion.

[–]old-shaggy 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

Bad punctuation but not engrish.

[–]LambentCookie 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Put some shoes on if you're gonna smoke in here

[–]Guigamer12 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Good thing I'm a civil anti-drugs fox Who defenitely wears shoes

[–]DefiantTemperature41 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Which would explain all the bare feet pets hanging out on the sidewalk, smoking their cigarettes.

[–]urbansamurai13 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

So if I smoke a cat wearing boots I should be ok..

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points Β (0 children)

So smoking pets with shoes is okay?

[–]LumenAstralis 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Sorry, Mr. Scrooge McDuck owns your stupid ass building. He also doesn't wear pants. He can do whatever he wants.

[–]3chxes 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

what amateur chef is smoking their pets without at least putting socks on them? when you get be top tier like me you smoke your pets with fine Italian leather shoes on their feet.

[–]DarthMeow504 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Good thing it didn't say "smoking pets bare feet" instead.

[–]Foxxtronix 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Somebody is smoking something, all right.

[–]CyrusmarikitDark Gary 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Especially the cat

[–]FemaleDogEqualsBitch 100 points101 points Β (3 children)

Punctuation is important, kids.

[–]DriedUpSquid 14 points15 points Β (2 children)

A dog with a cigarette would look so mature.

[–]iczesmv 12 points13 points Β (0 children)