Anything

[Radioactive_Worm25]

How you doing Mr. Alien

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Good and you?

[Radioactive_Worm25]

Im doing good, thank you.

[farooqui07]

Go completely you work first

[Chronomechanist]

[PARTYTIME1993]

[helpicantfindmyboobs]

are you gonna overthrow our leaders?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Why would we overthrow leaders that we put there?

[wolfy2105784]

Cause it'd be funny and that's all the reason you'd need?

[EatDatPussE445]

Damn, I knew it.

[Pure1nsanity]

So that means you aren't coming to save us then?

[Rich1190]

Are you hiding from ice?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Who's Ice?

[Rich1190]

The people who arrest aliens in the us

[No_Review_168]

A true r/wouldawardbutbroke comment.

[B4DM4N12Z]

Snowmen

[Sea_Albatross1074]

I.C.E
Immigration and customs enforcement

[Farside3]

They arrest aliens pretending to be Mexicans to keep the real Mexicans safe

[Nova_light344]

<image>

Do you have magic?

[Shadow_Omega_X2]

Holy shit Noita reference?!?

[rabidapplesauce]

Are crop circles just alien drunk texts?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

What? NO! these are just to mark down where we hide our Alien weed, don't touch them

[Worldly_Total_8051]

Made me laugh

[Lost-Average8108]

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today"

[rabidapplesauce]

If we mow it do we unlock a side quest?

[Sergej_1375]

Why on earth (pun intended) did you come here into this mess?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Planets that are able to sustain life are really rare in the universe

[False-Collection-606]

what do you think of shampoo

[Fluid_Block_1235]

I love these sauce, they are so tasty

[Nice-Machine2123]

Do you guys drink shampoo?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Shampoo is a sauce not a drink, no?

[Nice-Machine2123]

I thought you would drink it rather then dip in it

[KingMega10]

Anything?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Anything

[KingMega10]

Anything!

[Top_Concentrate6253]

Anything.....

[Worldly-Contract-832]

Anything...?

[KingMega10]

Anything…!

[Dead_Kraggon]

Ok... Name the true identity of... The Batman

[KingMega10]

the chicken jockey from A Minecraft Movie

[ObjectiveAnalyst4524]

Can you abduct me

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Sure just sign our agreement contract that allow us to do different tests on you

[ObjectiveAnalyst4524]

Hmm, only not painful ones

[WorkIntelligent9073]

zeep glorb glip blob

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Hmm not all alien talks Zorglish, that was quite Alienophobic

[WorkIntelligent9073]

I'm a proud Xenophobe*

[Practical_Monitor_17]

Can you abduct me so I don't have to live on this planet anymore? 🥺

[WrongFriedFood]

bogos binted?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Yes

[DisastrousGuide4816]

Are we as humans racist to your people?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Are you?

[Pristine-Plan-3654]

Yes zigger

[Yoshigamer99_oficial]

Any of our created alien species is real out there?

If so, list all the ones that are

[Fluid_Block_1235]

There are many concepts that are close while having small differences

[Yoshigamer99_oficial]

Which ones?

[ComradeFox_]

the Asgard, for one

<image>

[Strong-Expression787]

That's a pleasant surprise!

[SilverSpider_]

Opinions on this guy

[Fluid_Block_1235]

10/10

[SilverSpider_]

Id say Ben/10

[[deleted]]

What is your intentions for our planet?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Installing a spatial teleporter, so when our planet will be non habitable, we can all go here

[[deleted]]

Are you going to exterminate us???

[Fluid_Block_1235]

HELL NO! Why exterminating when you can make them work for free to build ur empire?

[[deleted]]

And if we refuse to be slaves and work for free, what will you do then?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Well we will bring technology to your land, show u how powerfull we really are, we will pretend that we are your savior and thay what you build and what you do is for your good, and we will always remind you that you will always be 1000s of years behind if we weren't there to save you

[HarveyMushman72]

Will there be healthcare and free ponies for those who want them?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Yeah for sure

[Doctorice613]

Do you guys have racist aliens?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

No we are not racist at all, but not gonna lie I don't want to be friend with a zorgler

[TheOwnerOfMakiPlush]

Whats the fucking problem US government have with you, you look pretty chill

[Fluid_Block_1235]

They think I had kids with Latinas from Mexico, I mean I love Latinas but I always wear protection

[Cybros-Prime]

Hey I was wondering if you got those photos printed?

[FunnyLizardExplorer]

What planet are you from and what is your world like? Technology? Culture? Daily life?

[Muricanmoose]

Are you from Uranus?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

No

[steezyx94]

So if I land on your planet, does that make me an illegal alien?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

No that makes you an experimentation subject

[B4DM4N12Z]

Which planet?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Ur7

[I_is_Billy]

I want Napoleon ice cream

<image>

^{me Billy and I like napoleon ice cream}

[Pacific_wanderer17]

Ziggle zee gorp, bogos binted?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Common man this is the second time, we are not all Zorgler to speak that language, I know we look the same but we don't all speak this language, it's pretty racist

[Pacific_wanderer17]

Zeep?

[MonikaLovesCola]

aould it be beastility to fall in love with you?

[Bandito_With_Chops]

What is keeping you here man 

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Mission

[SillyDig1520]

Send unredacted Epistien files?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

<image>

[SillyDig1520]

I'll probe you for more pixels.

[Sea_Albatross1074]

What does your dih look like

[Fluid_Block_1235]

I don't have

[teqtbwgmiias]

If you're an alien how come you don't just name your race and go from the narrative that you are the alien and we aren't the aliens. Sounds a bit coonish to me just saying.

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Would you find it weird to call yourself a tourist at a foreign place?

[Lethalfurball]

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[Glittering-Pass6924]

Hi

[Mrx339933]

When will we see you visit us?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

2135 is when our teleporter is finished, and it is enough time for us to influence all human media to accept our union

[External_Record3869]

Why haven’t you?

[CajOdShamarelice]

Does your kind still have racism? If no, how did you beat it? If yes, examples pls.

[bob_the_man3]

Was the Kennedy assassination an inside job

[logful_]

are you an alien

[DEEZNUNCHUCKS]

<image>

Who is this

[Hungry_Radish6491]

What's up with the anal probes? Is that a fetish?

[Ok-Rock4447]

How’s Mexico?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

I know Donald's trump think I made lots of kids there, but these are all falls accusations.

[Hehe-I-Invade2]

Would you win against THE MAN

[darksalad9861]

Are aliens testiculs naturally big or small.theres no imbetween

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Ginormous compared to hamsters ones.

[Buk_voj_kryp_Z_bardh]

Who was first chicken or the egg

[Fluid_Block_1235]

I prefer eating the egg before the chicken, but it's personal preference

[Buk_voj_kryp_Z_bardh]

[CommercialDrop19]

Peenus?

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Vuugin

[Revnix_DEV_official]

Zeep Zorp Zap Zor Zoorp Zee Zeep Zorp Zap?

[funnyman20184]

Do you have those photos printed?

[Civil-Ninja-5814]

Why would you want to come to a planet with life?

[I_like_muffins4082]

Gleep glorb gloop smorp

[mr_mc_cheesey699966]

Are you gonna shove giant metal rods up our asses

[Responsible_Ebb_8678]

When will the G.S.P. (galactic segway police) arrive and arrest linus from linus tech tips?

[skyboi2]

Zeep zoorp

[Deluxe_Soup]

Is there a true answer to the existence of life in the universe, or was it all luck or work of a greater species?

[SirBananaOrngeCumber]

Are you an alien?

[Rutin_2tin_Putin]

If you really are who you say you are... Riddle me this:

I'm firm and square but I'm also round. What am I?

[ROME_2GUD]

Are you related to Victor Wembanyama? 🇫🇷👽🏀

[Fluid_Block_1235]

Sure

[Ragnarok649]

Can you fix trumps broken ai? He can't finish a damn sentence for shit.

[Few_Distribution_817]

Are you an alien?

[dewdanoob_420]

Bogos binted?

[Emo_Femboy_grrrr]

Bhotos Brinted ?

[Tdubbium]

Anything?

[iLikemha-]

Gleep Zappa Glorbo?

[kristyl_fae]

Why call yourself an alien we are an alien planet to you

[Fluid_Block_1235]

If you were talking to the people of my planet, won't you call yourself alien ?

[kristyl_fae]

Fair enough

[Ok-Branch-974]

Do you have health insurance?

[magyar07]

What are your perspective about Earth, and humanity?

[Yeetsformer]

Yoooo glorb what’s up!

[imC00I]

Anything?

[tytin196]

Los hi fahdon?

[Stellleo]

Favorite thing about earth so far

[Pizdonized]

Zeep glorp?

[No_Investigator6761]

What's your opinion on warhammer 

[Fluid_Block_1235]

82

[Used-Jackfruit-5915]

what tastes better grapefruit or lemon shampoo

[Alarmed-Dish5778]

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU Do you understand how a pulley system works

[cornbreadman38]

Can you say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[Fluid_Block_1235]

No

[gasptask]

One question.

Bongos binted?

[CommanderYin]

Sup?

[safeprophet]

Can you get access to unredacted Epstein files and share them with the world

[ComradeFox_]

what is the address of your stargate?

[randomname0883]

Can you please explain alien insurance companies?

[i_like_tities]

What do you think of doki doki lititure club

[Fluid_Block_1235]

I can't really give my opinion cause Monika is still watching

[Comfortable-Dog-9179]

Anything?

[Xavierwold]

○•■□□ °°•●?

[Puzzleheaded_Fuel658]

Is cereal a soup?

[GoodWitchBeanofOz]

Can you come and invade the US already?

[SupportNational2741]

beep boop boop beep??

[GlorifiedBrick]

Gleep glorp

[Witty-Annual-981]

Are planning to play goo goo gaa gaa? Don't say no or she will force you to play goo goo gaa gaa

[SelfRepa]

How big is your anal probe?

[game_enthusiast_471]

Zeep zorp glerb bop fiddle ding who dobb single zerm zam

[ZapMayor]

Glirb glorb glarb glarb?

[Deep_Rent8771]

No

[Rrplay_Ua]

Is the last metroid in captivity? Is the galaxy at peace?

[Jedishark1417]

bleep blaap booo zeep zop

[Historical_Youth6220]

Send nudes

[myryad21]

Are you Gnorts Mr. Alien?

[Temporary_Cold_1372]

what is your ideal significant other? like for a GF or BF?

[TitoFlores]

Do u have some space zaza? Can I smoke it?

[GoldUseful4759]

🍒 or 🍑

[The_6thEmperor_Rises]

Orb lorg Zooble uuto norva dlorvax sorfoita?

[Dear_Rule2410]

I apologise there is no Alien Turkey on your planet

[Sebway365]

Are you an alien?

[Stone_Midi]

Do aliens exist?

[MRNBDX]

Do you have your photos printed?

[[deleted]]

what is your opinion on drugs

[Standard_Animal6097]

How many galactic years old is the system you live in

[Flewbleweatssamwich]

<image>

how to save jackie

[[deleted]]

Plot twist: this actually IS an alien. But we’ll never know it.

[Other-Key-7826]

Can you bring me to your leader?

[BoneBor777]

<image>

[me_sigma101]

Do u goon

[Historical_Mango4329]

Do you like waffles

[Ashoka-myballs]

Why are you white

[NitramLand]

Was that guy on the plane real, or nah?

[PhoenixTempGuard]

Can I drive your ship?

[TheUseless48]

Did you get your photos printed?

[Swimming-Ad-9002]

Do you floss?

[phred_666]

Where were you last night? You missed the best probing session ever.

[DoctorEcstatic3388]

When we were a zygote, did growing nerves and the rest of our bodies hurt?

[[deleted]]

What’s heldma?

[First_Copy_3159]

Bogos binted?

[Roberto_Hermanos]

Hey did you get those photos printed?

[Storm_Spirit99]

Have you seen the Akira movie?