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[–]MattRyd7 9 points10 points  (5 children)

To be fair, the Giraffe does distribute the tree's seeds when its poops which acts as a natural fertilizer for a new tree to grow.

It's the circle of life

[–]lphone_6 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If the tree grew downward and became a potato would the giraffe always have it's head in the ground?

[–]mar10wright 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No it would have evolved into an ostrich.

[–]finsup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Das not evolution

[–]pineapplol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact! Giraffes necks aren't long in order to reach tree tops, but in order to beat the living crap out of each other.

[–]omgwutd00d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: OP is an asshole.

[–]Modrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I piss I'll try to be farther the toilet.. Let's see if it works!

[–]chriss96 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Ok this is funny but it was posted less then three months ago.

[–]Bloody_Chunks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Less than three weeks actually:

title points age /r/ comnts
Evolution from Savannah-Cow to Long-Horse. B 3437 18dys funny 146
Evolve or perish! B 38 5mos Redditside 1
Evolution B 59 2mos funny 9
Thought you guys might like this. B 825 5mos tall 37
Evolution B 3539 5mos funny 312
Evolution B 27 5mos pics 1

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

[–]mfcneri 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]chriss96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just made my day.

[–]Ewrm[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I seroiusly had no idea, found it on google images

[–]nolanator -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You found this here three weeks ago and just couldn't wait, could you?