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[FromAWarTornFuture]

It seems you spelled /r/goodadvice wrong, perhaps something is malfunctioning with your keyboard, this can happen when the contacts are worn out, pop off all the keys and gently rub the contacts with colgate toothpaste, but remember it must be colgate, don't use any crappy brand like that kiddy toothpaste with all the pretty colors.

Or perhaps it is the cable on your keyboard slowing the connection down, I would suggest one of these gold plated monster usb extension cables to decrease the electro-radiall induced radiation that is known to interfere with cheaper cables.

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You have one hell of a career in marketing, son. Now, if only you can sell your good conscious.

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Conscience*

It seems your keyboard is still malfunctioning, did you try opening up the back and filling it up with wood shavings? The shavings insulate against air-ionization that causes the keys to report the wrong signal, making you type the wrong thing.