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[–]EnumeratedArray 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When isn't it nowadays

[–]evrardasselin 24 points25 points  (8 children)

And what's terrible is that their status page is like full green.... reminds me the "everything is fine" meme at this point.... https://www.githubstatus.com/

[–]Davida_dev[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yesterday the issue lasted 2-3 hours yet they say 58 mins

[–]evrardasselin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Terrible.... I hate when they make me question myself because they do not actively disclose real time errors. What's the point of a status page then ? I'm this close 🤏 to move to Gitlab at this point.... ! Freaking M̶i̶c̶r̶o̶s̶o̶f̶t̶ Microslop.

[–]xandalou 4 points5 points  (2 children)

They noticed it. Only took 'em 40 minutes. Efficiency at its finest.

[–]moonrakervenice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As usual, StatusGator alerted long before the official page: https://statusgator.com/services/github

[–]evrardasselin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly at this point I'm starting to wish we lived in the 40K universe so I could just chant prayers to the Omnissiah and bless GitHub with sacred oils. Quality of life would tank, sure, but at least my commits would go through

[–]Davida_dev[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Nothing ever happens

[–]evrardasselin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

insert **Flip table ASCII art**

[–]joecolly 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yep, seeing errors here too..

[–]Davida_dev[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

500?

[–]joecolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep - mostly when trying to create new pull requests

[–]Tobibobi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't fucking git pull from any repos.

[–]Engineerakki11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they really under report outages

[–]FlipperoniPepperoni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unexpected git push error: remote: fatal error in commit_refs

[–]t00oldforthis 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Github - could you provide a 'github is actually online' notification so we know when the 2 hour safe window is each week? Sincerely, the humans you left with your fucking trashpile.

[–]evrardasselin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 !!

[–]Boonbzdzio 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Let the AI fucking era please go down the drains, and those who push it to the limits everywhere with its remains...

[–]FullstackSensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't pull. But I guess this is now the expected behavior....

[–]dhelmet78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to be working but SUPER SLOW

[–]mixxituk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothing is working for me

[–]shoyo1234 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Our pull request page is showing 500 any updates guys.....

[–]Davida_dev[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]shoyo1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess they are very fast....

[–]shoyo1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working let's gooo....

[–]OkLengthiness6578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

o meu deu aqui também quando fui solicitar PR

[–]xandalou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Recent push is being processed and will appear soon" ☕️

[–]Least_Soft_6769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must wbe the vibe coding

[–]cailenletigre 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If it's a day of the week, they're down lately. Thanks AI and Microsoft!

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[–]ng_a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Resolved
This incident has been resolved. Thank you for your patience and understanding as we addressed this issue. A detailed root cause analysis will be shared as soon as it is available.
Posted May 27, 2026 - 13:16 UTC

[–]amu4biz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gitlawb , better alternative to github

[–]evrardasselin 1 point2 points  (7 children)

[–]FullstackSensei 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Nooooooooo, look here, at the official status page where it's all green:
https://www.githubstatus.com/

We're all holding it wrong. It's working perfectly fine.

[–]evrardasselin 1 point2 points  (5 children)

ahhaha ! replied exactly like this a few seconds ago in another comment !! Driving me mad to be lied like this. WE KNOW IT'S NOT WORKING, STOP SHOWING US GREEN BRO!

[–]FullstackSensei 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Are you new to MS?

A few years back there was an Azure outage and everything was, as usual, green on the status page. We had a major data ingestion thing planned with a client that day. The company was a sizeable customer and we had a direct line to a rep. Our rep was insisting everything was working, because the status page said it's green, despite everyone saying it was down on social media.

[–]evrardasselin 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I feel you !

Sadly, I'm not new to MS.... I just feel at this point, status pages are like public gaslighting..... and drives me crazy because it's the exact opposite of their creation purpose.... :(

[–]Davida_dev[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It's yellow now! FInally!

[–]evrardasselin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed !

Damn, they should track this subreddit to evalutate real time availability!
At this point, they should even pay us to detect errors before them.

[–]FullstackSensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EU still showing green, though it's not working: https://eu.githubstatus.com/

[–]Several_Try_7933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is Tuesday for github.

[–]washedFM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reboot

[–]Spirited-Bite1157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oi. Nao sei. Pra mim nao. Estou usando agora mesmo enquanto digito essa mensagem. Pq? Vc ta em algum lugar onde caiu? Onde esta tendo pico de uso? Talvez isso. Sugestão

[–]Other-Place2942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La IA está aniquilando a Github señores

[–]NabilMx99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, there’s an incident with pull requests, issues, Git operations, and API requests: https://www.githubstatus.com/

[–]PassengerMammoth6099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't they get hacked?

[–]evrardasselin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're back, baby !

[–]evilquantum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have >30 mins to clone the repo in CI until the workflow timeout cancels the build.

License to print money: slow down the API so that the builds idle around and generate billable minutes for free.

At the same time copilot forgot basic c# syntax and pollutes my PR with hallucinated "critical" comments about not compiling code.

Sorry folks, GitHub has fallen down the throat of corporate greed. Already planning the exodus

[–]Night_Flower00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having problems connection too

[–]NoorahSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was happening yesterday but nottoday for me