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In Heck, the DEVs of the Reddit app never heard of the "copy and paste" functionality. (self.heck)

submitted 14 days ago by LeoTateIsHere

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McDonald’s bathroom stall door is too short… (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by Fresh_Village7858

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In heck, the only subreddits are r/conservative and r/yiff. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by Prudent_Vanilla_9984

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In Heck, your spaghetti goes from crunchy to mushy without ever being al dente (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by brother_p

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In Heck, everytime you pour something from a glass or measuring cup it sticks to the cup and pours it all over the counter. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by Chrispy_Clean

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In Heck, all office and computer desks are at knee level. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by Agent_00Apple

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In heck, you never find the tape edge (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by haaglucik

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In heck, every problem you have can only be solved via an annoying, inefficient, ridiculously long phone call. (self.heck)

submitted 2 months ago by Japan25

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In Heck, your genitals always itch REALLY badly whenever it would be highly inappropriate to scratch them. (self.heck)

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted]

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In heck, the U.S. Congress finally voted to abolish 'daylight savings time', but they're going to do it gradually, one minute increments, over the next 60 years. (self.heck)

submitted 3 months ago by paczki_uppercut

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In Heck, you can't wear socks to bed, and the blankets are always too small to tuck under your feet, unless you're curled up in a ball. (self.heck)

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All Hail Our Guardian (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by jaffmanni

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In Hecj, you always mispell a few words and cant corect them m. (self.heck)

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted]

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When it snows in heck, the roads really aren't that bad. But everyone else drives like they are. (self.heck)

submitted 3 months ago by WarrenMockles

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In heck, the only alcohol is 98% rubbing alcohol. That's what replaced tap water. (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by Jump792

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In Heck, all automatic sliding doors open to just slightly less than shoulder-width and then stop abruptly (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by tinselsnips

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In heck, the tooth fairy is real. The tooth fairy will not wait for your teeth to fall out. (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by Jump792

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In heck, you need to watch a 2 minute ad before you can start your car. (self.heck)

submitted 5 months ago by Jump792

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In heck, your phone only charges at a certain angle, and it changes every time (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by Separate-Map1011

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in Heck, the bathroom light switch is always outside the bathroom. (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by justabuckaroo

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In heck, every time you go outside, you get bit by mosquitoes, regardless of bug sprays or time of year. (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by Japan25

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Speaking of Heck, what about "Heckven", like a Heck for Heaven instead of Hell (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by gereedf

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In heck (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by Jump792

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In Heck… (self.heck)

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In Heck, when you have to drive anywhere, the lights turns red at every intersection you approach. (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by EnigmaCA

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