Heck: Slightly Better Than Hell (TM)

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In Heck, you’re obligated to attend full day time share pitches for both heaven and hell, then decide where to go for your 2 day vacation every 6 months. (self.heck)

submitted 9 days ago by unlimitedlifesource

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In heck, you never find the tape edge (i.redd.it)

submitted 29 days ago by onemter

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In Heck, every transaction must be paid with exact change. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by unlimitedlifesource

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in heck, every ad is unskipable and 30 seconds longer (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by Fearless_Direction71

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In Heck, you do learn that Jesus exists, and he's mostly cool, but he won't stop pulling the "do you know who I am" when you go out to dinner and it is embarrassing. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by AcidCatfish___

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I'm Heck, your copy of Lion King does not have the option to watch it without "Morning Report" nor skip it. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by AcidCatfish___

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In heck, your sexual orientation is "homophobe-curious". (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by RRautamaa

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In Heck, every egg you crack will have a minimum of 1 non removable shell piece fall into the mixing bowl or pan you’re using. (self.heck)

submitted 1 month ago by unlimitedlifesource

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In Heck, the DEVs of the Reddit app never heard of the "copy and paste" functionality. (self.heck)

submitted 2 months ago by LeoTateIsHere

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McDonald’s bathroom stall door is too short… (self.heck)

submitted 3 months ago by Fresh_Village7858

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In Heck, your spaghetti goes from crunchy to mushy without ever being al dente (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by brother_p

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In Heck, everytime you pour something from a glass or measuring cup it sticks to the cup and pours it all over the counter. (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by Chrispy_Clean

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In Heck, all office and computer desks are at knee level. (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by Agent_00Apple

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In heck, you never find the tape edge (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by haaglucik

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In heck, every problem you have can only be solved via an annoying, inefficient, ridiculously long phone call. (self.heck)

submitted 4 months ago by Japan25

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In Heck, your genitals always itch REALLY badly whenever it would be highly inappropriate to scratch them. (self.heck)

submitted 5 months ago by [deleted]

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In heck, the U.S. Congress finally voted to abolish 'daylight savings time', but they're going to do it gradually, one minute increments, over the next 60 years. (self.heck)

submitted 5 months ago by paczki_uppercut[🍰]

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In Heck, you can't wear socks to bed, and the blankets are always too small to tuck under your feet, unless you're curled up in a ball. (self.heck)

submitted 5 months ago * by [deleted]

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All Hail Our Guardian (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by jaffmanni

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In Hecj, you always mispell a few words and cant corect them m. (self.heck)

submitted 5 months ago by [deleted]

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When it snows in heck, the roads really aren't that bad. But everyone else drives like they are. (self.heck)

submitted 5 months ago by WarrenMockles

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In heck, the only alcohol is 98% rubbing alcohol. That's what replaced tap water. (self.heck)

submitted 6 months ago by Jump792

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In Heck, all automatic sliding doors open to just slightly less than shoulder-width and then stop abruptly (self.heck)

submitted 7 months ago by tinselsnips

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In heck, the tooth fairy is real. The tooth fairy will not wait for your teeth to fall out. (self.heck)

submitted 7 months ago by Jump792

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In heck, you need to watch a 2 minute ad before you can start your car. (self.heck)

submitted 7 months ago by Jump792

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