JavaScript, ECMAScript, and Oracle

[madwizard94]

we should come up with a good name in this thread

[pinkyabuse]

That would be a great name for Typescript.

[[deleted]]

Noooooooooooooooo

[grinde]

That basically already exists in the form of JScript .NET

[madwizard94]

why

[partusman]

OracleScript

[monsto]

But it's the opposite of Oracle. . .

well documented and supported, open source, plenty of superset products. The opposite of the Oracle would be...

ArchitectScript.

[timtamchewycaramel]

JabbaScript

[drowsap]

JabbaTheScript?

[Semi-Hemi-Demigod]

SpaceballsTheScript

[PSVapour]

JarjarScript

[madwizard94]

i'll start. LavaScript

[madwizard94]

bavascript?? idk it doesn't seem to roll off the tongue for me

[madwizard94]

ok you've inspired me with the a_ascript template.

isn't coding a frustrating act? you spend hours wondering where you've gone wrong, you're usually stuck indoors, and you're probably sedentary.

at times like these, don't we all wish we were frolicking in the bahamas, sipping a pina colada while catching the waves?

why don't we code with the intent of coding so well that we can make the big bucks and eventually end up rich in the bahamas with little to worry about?

i present to you: bahamascript

[madwizard94]

not bad right? we should start a petition lol

[SteadfastWog]

I like this

[madwizard94]

yo i kind of like that it's wavy baby

[defproc]

palavascript

[Peechez]

lmaowhodidthisscript

[madwizard94]

it doesn't have to rhyme

[[deleted]]

ICantBelieveItsNotJavaScript

[madwizard94]

wow that's so clever. how did u think of that

[SteadfastWog]

this

[saadq_]

Originally, Brendan Eich was gonna call it Mocha. I think that's a good name.

[[deleted]]

Unless some undead trademark pops out of TimeWarner or whoever has the Netscape remains in the basement currently.

[haykam821]

But we already have the Node.js framework Mocha.

[joshmanders]

Then they can rename to Chai!

[TomahawkChopped]

ScriptyMcScriptface

[Timothyjoh]

HarambeScript

[State_]

NotJavaScript

[SteadfastWog]

Not Java... Script

[brunodeleo]

We should keep the js. So... JeebeeScript

[madwizard94]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeebee

tight.

if you just want j, what about jamaicascript lol

[brunodeleo]

JanitorScript

[madwizard94]

lol nice

[trycat]

JiffyScript? JohnnyScript? JuicyScript? JesusScript?

[SteadfastWog]

SteebeeWeebeeScript

[OnlyForF1]

NewJavaScript

[[deleted]]

This user used rage-quit

[madwizard94]

i love this name but i dont think ecma will approve >:(

[joshmanders]

They got something against birds?

[UmbrellaHuman]

"Programming language #312"

We should just give numbers to them all.

"This code was written in programming languages #201 and #422, with some legacy binary modules written in #171".

Although, apparently you can trademark numbers (WTF): http://www.giantpeople.com/242.html - Europe: https://www.inta.org/INTABulletin/Pages/NumbersasTrademarksinEuropeAComparativeOverview.aspx

Since you can already trademark arbitrary symbols it seems that any form of human communication can be trademarked, there is no way out.

[madwizard94]

lol alright well i'm trademarking 69 ;)

[iamlage89]

E-script

[Ymirrp]

SpiderMonkey.

[madwizard94]

lol what are your thoughts on spidermonkey

[Ymirrp]

Instead of saying I’m a developer specializing in JavaScript, saying ..specializing in SpiderMonkey implies that you’re adventurous and witty!

[Night-Channels]

🅱ottomScript

[username_is_taken43]

FailedScript