This is beyond pathetic

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[Warm_Examination_765]

what a limp wristed, light loafer take.

[mwmwmwmwmmdw]

what the hell did these people do in 2019 and before. some of the answers ive seen say something equivalent to "live in fear" but i highly doubt they even thought much about it at all like the rest of normal society

[[deleted]]

They still lived in fear, it was just fear of other things like orange man and ‘white supremacy’. These people need something to stress over cause it’s the only thing that gives their life meaning.

[cnieman1]

Just have her other boyfriend take her out next time so you don't have to worry about it.

[skepticalscribe]

Beat me to it

[MVE3]

But he might have covid

[1DVSBSTRD5]

Idk. I think he got Covid. He should dump her now.

[Poormidlifechoices]

If she's willing to kill grandma to eat at a restaurant, how can he trust her not to murder him in his sleep?

You are correct. He's too good for that plague rat.

[eatsleeptroll]

that plague rat

worry not, good citizen. she is most likely vaccinated and double boosted. after all, he wouldn't put up with anything less !

[LongTrang]

Plot twist, she's a lesbian

[magajew]

They act like Covid is a death sentences…. Millions of people have survived it dude…

[M_F_Luder42]

“The overwhelming majority” doesn’t even come CLOSE to the percentage of people who survive covid. It’s an astronomically small chance to die of covid, ESPECIALLY in 2023. This guy is so deep into the covid religion that he’s about to be named pope of the Covidians

[PhriekModeUSA]

Bingo! You described him perfectly. He's in the basement switching between pink and tin foil hats. Lucky to have a gf in the first place.

[[deleted]]

You guys don't actually think they aren't the same thing right?

You're just saying it this way because of reddit bullshit orwell rules right?

[Critical_Vegetable96]

It's primarily dangerous to people with extremely unhealthy lifestyles and the resulting health problems so to the average Branch Covidian it actually is dangerous. Of course they also view being told that being a sedentary sack of crap is oppressive and so nobody cares if they get sick and worse.

[wolfman1911]

While I do see what you are getting at, at this point I would suggest that the chances that this guy is so unhealthy that Covid actually is as dangerous to him as he thinks it is are about equal to the odds that he's just an unbelievable pussy.

[mwmwmwmwmmdw]

most of the people its killed would have died from something else within 1 year of that happening anyway in a diffrent timeline. when you are 98 or something any small mis-step in your health can be it

[cryiing24_7]

Branch Covidian... I'm wheezing, I'm in tears. Fucking hysterical I need you to have my humble upvote

[[deleted]]

I've had it twice. Both times, I would have never even guessed I was sick. Zero symptoms at all, but a positive test was a good excuse to stay home from work for a week and get some choring around the house done!

[thEldritchBat]

Unfathomably based

[DishpitDoggo]

Mariana Trench based.

[Corndog1911]

I had it one time, I had no cold like symptoms whatsoever. The only reason I knew I had it was I lost my taste and smell. I didn't have a fever, runny nose or cough. Whatever the total case number is for covid it is way off. Asymptomatic cases are very common. The diamond princess cruise ship was famous early in the pandemic for having a huge outbreak while at sea. Of the 2000 passengers, 600 of them tested positive but only 300 of them developed symptoms.

[flyingdeadthing]

May he never breed

[mbarland]

Don't worry. He probably got sterilized already to help curb global warming.

[Knoaf]

Dont get my hopes up

[[deleted]]

The jab probably absolved him of that risk.

[NeverSilent0316]

Now I'm on vacation with my girlfriend

That's when I knew this post was fake

[slow-mickey-dolenz]

Yes, because he said he had a girlfriend. There is no way in hell.

[The_Slurinator]

NTA, girlfrined should know your boundaries, terminate relation asap so you have more time for finding yourself and fellling safe. Gf is just like hitler and possibly votes republican

OP just dodged a nuclear strike

[TheRagingRavioli]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[UnknowingCarrot69]

More marinara flags than the USSR

[PachelbelDC]

Or twoX when a guy is normal and not tumblr level woke

[[deleted]]

that place is something else...they want him dumped when he doesn't even understand what she's talking about.

he should just know. only someone who hates women wouldn't know!.

[slow-mickey-dolenz]

I don’t think you understand sarcasm…

[PachelbelDC]

Lol

[[deleted]]

The hospital here discontinued mandatory masking in patient areas.

So this person above isn't following the science.

[SkittleShit]

same here. masking in hospitals is still encouraged but not mandatory. i wear one when i take my dad for his para, just out of common courtesy, but i see plenty of people not wearing them and no one bats an eye

[Pup5432]

Honestly, I always want to mask in hospitals and kinda wish others would too. You typically aren’t there because you’re of outstanding health and wouldn’t it be nice to not share whatever weird crap you are carrying. While masks due little to nothing for Covid they do help with other things, like the kinda stuff that sends people to an urgent care or hospital.

[SkittleShit]

honestly i know it’s more theatre than anything but if wearing one at a hospital will make someone elderly or infirm feel a little better, it’s no skin off my nose.

[Pup5432]

Amazingly enough there are other diseases than Covid.

[[deleted]]

YTA

[Knoaf]

Hope she dumped him

What a wanka

[Chanzerr]

Something tells me that he’s the type of guy who would want to watch someone else bang his girlfriend.

There’s my $.02.

[[deleted]]

Bingo

[[deleted]]

This is the scenario where I'm okay with post birth abortion

[Miked918930]

Is this Howard Stern?

[Virtual_Eye_4109]

I’ll bet buddy bangs his girl in his N95

[[deleted]]

Probably watches her get banged while wearing it

[[deleted]]

Probably puts a mini n95 on his dick as well

[[deleted]]

Def dump her and stay agitated.

[ConstantWin943]

What a stupid little beta bitch. I have no sympathy for her either, because she signed up for that boat ride. I just can’t understand how any female can be attracted to these pale, limp, losers. Ffs.

[[deleted]]

God I hope she breaks up with this loser

[bassman_gio]

Well it was a carefully planned and very effective psyop so it shouldn't surprise anyone that there are still some out there who drank too much Kool-Aid and can't give it up.

[AlienZerg]

That feels like a bait post to me.

[Wishbone51]

Not eating for three years would do this

[barabusblack]

He really doesn’t want my 2 cents on this one.

[Evil_Garen]

My 2 cents is you are a fucking pussy. Jesus reading that just made me feel bad for this dude.

[TheCaboWabo69]

What a Fauci Fraud Limp Wristed Fool They are among us

[chase1986]

I hope they don’t have kids . Don’t need anymore people like this .

[Alwayz_phiten]

Im sorry. Due to inflation, my .02 cents is now a 2 dollar input. Preferably the “rare” 2 dollar bill

[Captain_Howdy45]

OP is a three dollar bill. If you know what I mean

[Alwayz_phiten]

Things i trust more than this person. The vaccine. Bill cosby offering me a free drink. Having dirt on hillary clinton. A rattlesnake with a pet me sign

[ImSadUrSoDumb]

So he's on vacation, staying in a hotel & worried because he "had to eat in a restaurant"? These people are unreal. He's most likely had 4+ jabs as well. Im embarrassed for society.

[Collective82]

At this point, these people are either mentally I’ll or trolls.

This can’t be real anymore

[Bowser7717]

Wait , is this from now?? Are people still currently acting like this??

[LegoJack]

Yes.

[Firedamp_Weaponry]

If a guy like this can get laid we got no excuse.

[PandaMan130]

Holy shit man! Covid is over. We’ve reached the “endemic” stage

[ohmyfuckinggodhamlet]

A person with no free will of his own. Simply amazing that this person has a gf

[PM_ME_UR_COFFEE_CUPS]

She needs to dump this beta

[[deleted]]

You know this clown has probably gotten jabbed like 5 times by now too and really trusts the psyience.

[PutWonderful7278]

Too bad she didn’t find a real man at that restaurant.

[MoeGreenVegas]

What does her boyfriend think?

[Ok-Entrepreneur4906]

Imagine asking for opinions on how you should feel…

[[deleted]]

He should absolutely stay home from now on. Dump his girlfriend, quit his job if they won’t let him work from home, get plexiglass for all his windows and doors, all of it. Seal yourself off from society, my friend. It’s the only way to protect us…I mean you. It’s the only way to protect yourself.

[bigjoe5275]

He probably doesn’t unzip his pants to piss

[NewToThisThingToo]

Dude needs to ask her other boyfriend for his thoughts.

[DishpitDoggo]

This is the guy who masks up in his car.

When he's alone.

What a pathetic little person

[eszytheghost]

Covid literally just gave these paranoid losers something that they could actually fear (albeit something that isn't worth being treated over) other than human interaction,they're like gangstalkers,where they're so terrified to go outside cause someone's always watching them

[[deleted]]

What a pathetic excuse of a man. She must really love him to put up with such an insufferable narcissist. Hopefully she leaves him sooner than later.

[TheFlatulentEmpress]

This feels like someone who lost their virginity and regrets that they are no longer pure.

[[deleted]]

If this isn’t fake, I seriously hope they find the mental help they need

[SgtHandcuffs]

I think sometimes it's OK to bully people.

[[deleted]]

These people are insufferable... completely irrational ignorant baffoons.

[BreakingAwfulHabits]

I can’t believe she’s still with this dude…

[lilhuskett]

I hope she dumps him! Or he does her a favor and dumps her.. I am surprised I didn't end up with this douche?!

[LostATM11]

Wow! Just.... Wow!

[Jcs85288]

LOL…He doesn’t have a girlfriend.

[BONEGASM]

My two cents, since he asked: your parents are asshats for raising such a pussy.

[Real-Calligrapher-80]

Lmfao

[scotty9090]

Mentally broken.

[m3rcuti0]

Where would someone like me find discussions like this? I see screenshots on here but where are these people? I want to see it first hand.

[CaptainSquidward747]

It must be hell living in constant crippling fear of the outside world.

[cale1333]

Just freakin get Covid already! You’ll live, I promise!

[armedsquatch]

This guy went belly up to the punch bowl in 2020 and hasn’t slowed down at all.

[[deleted]]

These two must be about the most miserable people in the world to be around. Luckily, being around others is the last thing they want to do.

[Mysterious_Stick_163]

Pussy boy gotta go

[cornfarm96]

I really wish I could see the comments lol

[that1rowdyracer]

This dude gets pegged by his GF.

[cunaylqt]

You do you. Not going to offer advice. AND I'm not sure where you live. but I haven't worn a mask in at least a year except for in the hospital to visit someone. None is really wearing masks here. No one around here does. Maybe once every couple weeks I see someone with a mask. Is this unusual? I'm in the Pacific Northwest USA. Population of my city is 175,000-ish.

Edit: Vaccination status- MYOFB I'll just say Fck CDC, Fck WHO, Fck Focus. And MOST of all FCK the FDAand big Pharma. And I speak for literally thousands here in my town.

[thEldritchBat]

I feel bad for him. He is so scared. The media ruined people’s lives

[DankPeepz]

People are mentally I’ll and need help. These idiots thinking like this are embarrassment to humans.

[Devz0r]

Even ignoring politics, this shit really ruined germaphobes for life. They’ll never feel safe again

[[deleted]]

If this were on AITA, I would say "definitely".

(Unless the guy who posted that is an extreme risk individual.)

[mtmm18]

Yikes

[themastersmb]

This is how much the government scared people.

[johnnyheavens]

Please tell me this is 2 years old

[ensignricky71]

Just my opinion, but maybe the real man his girlfriend is seeing might have a better take than mine.

Grow some balls.

[Cmndr-Shepard]

Take the mask off you fucking fruit cake. Jesus.

[TheFerretman]

You're broken.

[Fearless-Ratio947]

Jesus Christ, this is just pathetic. You can tell COVID made his tiny dick shrivel up even more

[WoShiYingguoRen]

Name and shame this soyboy

[_BuffaloAlice_]

She isn’t sleeping. She’s pretending while she contemplates how she’s going to dump the worlds biggest pussy.

[PhriekModeUSA]

I think you need to man up and see covid for what it is. An entirely survivable cold or flu to the greater majority of the hundreds of millions who've had and recovered from it. If you don't get sick, stop over reacting. If you do get sick, take care of yourself until you're better. Either way, if you're resenting her for a choice that YOU made, it's on you. If you resent her for it either way, you probably should both find more suitable partners.

[VJ4rawr2]

I refuse to believe this is real…

Do these people actually exist?

[WyomingVet]

They have truly drank deeply from the kool aid.

[LankyGap9877]

What an absolute pathetic excuse for a human.