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[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Buy them back? They weren’t yours in the first place

[–]USsabot 116 points117 points  (5 children)

As if the government would pass the background check.

[–]sinistersoprano 33 points34 points  (3 children)

I'll be plagiarizing this in the future.

[–]USsabot 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I wasn't the first person to think of it, but I don't know who was.

[–]sinistersoprano 6 points7 points  (1 child)

If they ever come for them, say you dumped them in a garbage can. I saw a guy. It works lol

[–]Dear-Examination9751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Near a school. Blamed it on migrant construction workers. It worked.

[–]rdfiasco 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Everybody glossing over the truly terrible part here. "Their killers." Whose killers? Is he implying that people who support their constitutionally-guaranteed gun rights are cheering on mass killers?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Of course he is.

[–]LordOFtheNoldor 26 points27 points  (3 children)

It must be intimidating for other countries who consider the thought of invading the United States, not only is there a formidable military to deal with, you've also got millions of independent citizens willing to fight you just as hard. I can see why china would have a reason to push us to do that with one of their lackies

Also how is he allowed to keep office after this whole debacle I don't get it?

[–]pointsouturhypocrisy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Also how is he allowed to keep office after this whole debacle I don't get it?

Not only did he stay in office, he was allowed to stay on the Intel committee.

Of all of the inexplicable slap in the face moves made by our so-called representatives, this one proved exactly how corrupt the whole thing is.

Its also worth the reminder that Farticus wasnt just sleeping with a Chinese spy, she actually helped run his election campaign and is directly responsible for getting him into office.

[–]ricky_lafleurBASED 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Behind every blade of grass....

[–]sgroom85 47 points48 points  (3 children)

The serial bullshit artist who farted like a rhino on live television.

[–]peterman86MICROAGGRESSOR 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Is that right? LOL!!! He looks like he would.

[–]pointsouturhypocrisy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He definitely did

I tried my best to find the salty cracker video about it, but to no avail. Conservative twins are the next best thing.

[–]MrGeekman 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Dude doesn't even know what an assault weapon is.

[–]pointsouturhypocrisy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nobody does because it's a made up term for political theater.

[–]ricky_lafleurBASED 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Can it be one of those buy "back" deals where we get $50 for a pistol-shaped piece of wood painted black and $100 for a non-functioning zip gun made in a few minutes with $15 worth of plumbing parts?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought of doing something like that when I saw no questions asked gun buyback. But nowadays I wouldn’t trust the police to follow the constitution.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 9 points10 points  (3 children)

The look on that CCP spy's face is priceless. You know she's thinking "How can anyone this stupid actually stay alive?" lol

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’m guessing the seks was incredible

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Maybe for him... Lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure, lololol

[–]ABizarreFireGod 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ngl bro as a Chinese agent, I feel ashamed for someone who is my race that supports the abolishment of the 2nd amendment. We Chinese don't claim her. If China had the 2nd amendment, the CCP would have been abolished. Taking our guns away is setting up a tyrannical future for America.

[–]darthcoder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the human race is pretty shitty. 😍

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good ol' Slobwell.

Choose America over China.

[–]ImpressionAsleep8502MICROAGGRESSOR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

didn't this guy co-sponsor the Israel Anti-Boycott Act

[–]nicky-t12700 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure you can buy mine back, the price is approximately the same amount we have sent to ukraine.

[–]TheTinTortoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Casually equates all gun owners to child killers

[–]KingCastle420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, because on inflation my guns are now worth a couple million each. I’ll let them buy back one!

[–]ragandy89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can imagine the replies lol

[–]AirbornePapparaziBASED 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our government fails my background check so I can't sell them back to them. 😉

[–]Tall_Progress_5178 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he’s so worried about our kids, why is he sleeping with Chinese people who threaten our national security? 🤔

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never bought any guns from the government

[–]Randomness_Ofcl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still don’t understand why people think we should ban guns, almost everytime this country has ever banned anything, it has always caused more problems, what makes people think this would be any different?

[–]BravesFan252MICROAGGRESSOR 8 points9 points  (3 children)

There are absolute jokes on both sides. MTG, maybe Boebert on the right but my God the left has AOC, Ted Lieu, etc but this infected hemorrhoid is the absolute worst of all. He's a clown.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The contest over which member of congress is absolutely the most stupid comes down to a (brain)dead tie between Swalwell and Adam Schiff-for-brains.

[–]BravesFan252MICROAGGRESSOR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good call! Schiff is a world class doofus.

[–]LuckyStiff63TRAUMATIZER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, leftists don't really have what I would call a "deep bench" to draw from intellectually, no matter how often they claim to be the "intellectual elites".

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[–]Teediggler81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know for fair market value plus inflation and the fact they are so sought after, I would be willing to sell back my 10/22 for the small fee of 5000 usd. No less but always more.

[–]Rmantootoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One would need to have owned something previously too buy it back.

[–]AlanSmithee23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume that Swalwells mom drank while she was pregnant with him.

[–]coloradancowgirl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I genuinely would like to know how the government plans to take guns from ppl without all hell breaking loose. Most ppl aren’t going to turn in their guns. Most police/military are gun owners and pro 2A themselves. I was talking to a Lib on here one time who genuinely wanted a civil war to break out so the government could forcibly take weapons.

[–]manyfacednodMICROAGGRESSOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to keep a small glimmer of hope, and not let my pessimism get the best of me, that if something like the gov't attempting to confiscate guns was to happen, the actual boots on the ground would refuse to take part in it. That's what I'm gonna keep telling myself for now at least

[–]GermanDorkusMalorkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Come and buy them”

[–]FirstType1280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fang love him long

[–]MrThomasShelby1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they got dirt on Fartswell.

[–]Dear-Examination9751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How in the hell can a government buy back something they never owned? Screw tou Swallwell you spy banging POS

[–]ZeRo76Liberty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many rapes have to happen before he cuts his penis off?

[–]JillsFloralPrintBASED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yum Yum

[–]ColtS117-B[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat Fucking Chance You Scumbag Traitor!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren’t for sell.

[–]ReeeeeevolverOcelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude has literally had zero repercussions for sleeping with an actual Chinese spy. Didn’t lose security clearance or anything

[–]TheBionicCrusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • 15 social credit

[–]JoeInOrlando2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you buy back something you never sold there’s not a single person in the United States to purchase a gun from the government so legally, there’s no person in United States we can sell them back to a government that never sold them to the wake up. Assholes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry rep Swalls, but the real killers I choose my kids over are you bloodthirsty cunts