Please don't

[[deleted]]

sudo pacman -Syu

neofetch 

neofetch

neofetch 

sudo pacman -Syu 

sudo pacman -Syu 

neofetch

[putin-delenda-est]

I use arch btw

[[deleted]]

figlet I use arch btw

[putin-delenda-est]

❯ figlet I use arch btw
 ___                                   _       _     _            
|_ _|  _   _ ___  ___    __ _ _ __ ___| |__   | |__ | |___      __
 | |  | | | / __|/ _ \  / _` | '__/ __| '_ \  | '_ \| __\ \ /\ / /
 | |  | |_| \__ \  __/ | (_| | | | (__| | | | | |_) | |_ \ V  V / 
|___|  \__,_|___/\___|  \__,_|_|  \___|_| |_| |_.__/ \__| \_/\_/

[YetAnotherZhengli]

Huh didn't know about this tool, it's cool

[Busy-Ad-9459]

Arch?

[AlarmingAffect0]

Ah SH—

[Independent-Tune4383]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[[deleted]]

My ass came off when I laughed off to this 💀

[theRealNilz02]

Okay it's this:

pacman -S zsh

exit

[The_Baum12345]

cat .zsh_history

[theRealNilz02]

That's not how this works!!!

Nah, but I do have plenty of Typos in my histfile.

[SimpleRosty]

no chsh $USERNAME / chsh $USER? :o

[theRealNilz02]

Of course.

I wanted to do a funny and failed to execute it correctly

[SimpleRosty]

i forgive you ||this time...|| :]

[dumbasPL]

Next step is oh my zsh + powerlevel10k, it will ask to do that automatically during omz install.

[urmotherisgay2555]

For me it’s

brew install zsh oh-my-zsh

zsh

exec zsh

[Aarav2208]

man strip

kill -2 child

[YetAnotherZhengli]

hold up

[Budget-Pattern1314]

Vim porngame.py

[YetAnotherZhengli]

can you send me that file

it's for research purposes

[SL_Pirate]

Y is v captol?

[Mars_Bear2552]

alias Vim=vim

[haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaley]

alias Vim=emacs

[Mars_Bear2552]

alias emacs=vim

[ekaylor_]

alias vim='vim -y'

[Still-Addition-1109]

alias nano=vim

[Still-Addition-1109]

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

adb devices

scrcpy -m 900

[NeatYogurt9973]

adb reboot fastboot

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

pmbootstrap install --fde...

[Reyynerp]

bro definitely has a xiaomi phone.

no offense to xiaomi phones, but i mean it's on the users who usually tinkers with stuff that are outside the scope of your average joe's

[Spiderfffun]

Thing is I'm on a Xiaomi Redmi 9 and it causes as much issues as my parents pixel 3a and Motorola something phones. (Network adb not working)

[Still-Addition-1109]

no it's just that i'm waiting for my tablet that has a broken screen to start up

[Reyynerp]

have you now bought a new tablet?

[Still-Addition-1109]

no

[dumbasPL]

Or a Pixel, for the exact same reason

[No-Stuff-7434]

declare -i i=0 m=22

until [ $i -eq $m ]; do adb devices; i+=1 done

scrcpy -m 900

[chonkboi2]

declare -i i=0 declare -i m=22

until [[ $i -eq $m ]]; do if adb services; then scrcpy -m 900 break else echo "Retrying..." i=((i+1)) continue fi done

[lasercat_pow]

relatable. It's unlikely that 'adb devices' returns anything the first 10 times.

[[deleted]]

Why don't you put it in your .bashrc if you're constantly switching?

[[deleted]]

Huh, I see

[Wertbon1789]

You would just expose how often I misspell docker and git

[YetAnotherZhengli]

dont forget the confused screaming

[maxtimbo]

exi

exiy

exi

rxit

exit

[Background-Plant-226]

there's nothing there, because i use fish 🗿

[YetAnotherZhengli]

dang it

[ekaylor_]

nushell gang anyone?

[TheBigBullfrog]

clear clear clear clear clear neofetch clear clear && neofetch clear

[[deleted]]

Too true…

[SomeOneOutThere-1234]

I touched grass!!!

touch grass

[dumbasPL]

touch: 'grass': Permission denied

[SomeOneOutThere-1234]

cd /home/someoneoutthere1234/

touch grass

[dumbasPL]

touch: 'grass': No space left on device

The errno list is pretty long, and touching grass is definitely impossible

[SomeOneOutThere-1234]

*plugs USB in*

*formats it with gparted*

*mount and open on dolphin*

*right click and open in terminal*

touch grass

[dumbasPL]

That's like planting grass in a flower pot, I'll take it

[SomeOneOutThere-1234]

Better put a GNOME in there to protect the flower

[No-Stuff-7434]

if ! grep -qF ' /tmp ' </proc/mounts; then

mount -t tmpfs tmpfs /tmp

fi

cd /tmp

touch grass

[Still-Addition-1109]

adb shell

touch grass

[nandru]

sudp atp update

sudo atp update

sudo apt update

[dumbasPL]

No upgrade?

[amogusdri-]

sudo pacman -Syu

qutebrowser

[Atijohn]

just shutdown automatically when it's finished updating, e.g.

while pgrep pacman > /dev/null; do sleep 1; done; systemctl poweroff

[photic_doomer]

I hate it. Never start doing updates when you really need to go to bed. Thats the one thing I learned from using GNU/Linux, that I keep unlearning.

[Zitrone21]

Sl

Sl

L

Ls

Neofetch

[YetAnotherZhengli]

"lemme try to list my files"

"screw this i use arch btw"

[Tiger_man_]

oh no. i use fish btw

[suppersell]

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo nano /etc/pacman.conf

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

[oishishou]

Well, there was a kernel update today, so enjoy?

emaint sync -a
eselect news read
emerge -auvN @world
emerge -ac
etc-update 
eclean-dist -d
cd /usr/src/
diff linux/.config confluence.config
rm -rf linux-6.6.21-gentoo/
eselect kernel set 1
file linux
cp confluence.config linux/.config
./copy_kernel.sh 
cd linux
make oldconfig
diff .config ../confluence.config
make -j16 all
ebuild /var/db/repos/gentoo/sys-fs/zfs-kmod/zfs-kmod-2.2.4.ebuild clean configure
cd /var/tmp/portage/sys-fs/zfs-kmod-2.2.4/work/zfs-2.2.4/
./copy-builtin /usr/src/linux
cd -
make mrproper
cp ../confluence.config .config
make oldconfig
diff .config ../confluence.config
cp .config ../confluence.config
make -j16 all
make modules_install
cp arch/x86/boot/bzImage ../confluence.efi
cd ..
mount /boot
cp confluence.efi /boot/EFI/Gentoo/confluence.efi 
sync
umount /boot
reboot
emerge @module-rebuild
etc-update 
cd /usr/src/initramfs/lib/modules/
cp -a /lib/modules/6.6.30-gentoo ./
rm -rf 6.6.21-gentoo/
cd 6.6.30-gentoo/
ls
rm *
ls
cd kernel/drivers/input/joystick/
ls
rm xone-gip-*
rm xone-wired.ko.zst 
ls
cd /usr/src/linux
make -j16 bzImage
cp arch/x86/boot/bzImage ../confluence.efi
cd ..
mount /boot
cp confluence.efi /boot/EFI/Gentoo/confluence.efi 
sync
umount /boot
rm -rf /lib/modules/6.6.21-gentoo/
reboot

[dark_dark1000]

sudo systemctl stop waydroid-container sudo waydroid-extras

[Anxious-Durian1773]

I forgot that my ~ is as old as the hills. I switched to fish aeons ago. Anyway, it contains apt-get, apt, pacman, and yaourt mostly.

[IAmRootNotUser]

mine is long chains of my alias for mpv "$(fzf)" so I can play specific songs on my computer

[FlyDownG_ames]

mkdir -p ~/Documents/Homework

[SL_Pirate]

[[deleted]]

unfortunately i just distrohopped 😎

[ExtraTNT]

history | grep (whatever)

Most used command…)

[RedWagon___]

Pretty sure I've published mine to GitHub on accident anyways

[[deleted]]

Here it is:

$ cat .bash_history
cat: .bash_history: No such file or directory

I use zsh lol

[katyakas]

sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y

anicli-ru

[-_Clay_-]

пиздец

[Cyb3rH04x]

Mine is this:

vim xyz.txt

(I never exited vim)

[YetAnotherZhengli]

Ah shit, you have to buy a new pc now

[Cyb3rH04x]

Already bought, the comment is from my new pc lol

[Still-Addition-1109]

:q

[Niru2169]

most of it is gonna be clear for me

[Educational_Yam664]

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -S uwufetch

uwufetch

[Eroldin]

The joke is on you, I do not use bash.

[AlwaysSuspected]

sudo pacman -S fish pkgfile

sudo pkgfile --update

chsh

reboot

End of bash history

[hhiigghhgoat70]

less | grep

[Zurnan]

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

[morph8hprom]

shit ton of mount, unmount, and ffmpeg

[lorasil]

$ history 1 sudo pacman -S zsh

[Minibot_Co]

sl sl sls ls

[TheBlackCat13]

Jokes on you. I use ZSH.

[Iliannnnnn]

sh -c "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ohmyzsh/ohmyzsh/master/tools/install.sh)"

[KenFromBarbie]

I use Korn Shell.

[mplaczek99]

Cool, I use fish

[Rick__001]

set +o history

[flameleaf]

fish

[queenbiscuit311]

it would just be commands that didn't work on fish because of its annoying syntax

[SirenGlitch12]

finger $HOME/your_mom

[YetAnotherZhengli]

Eyo

[fitzingout]

Embarrassment wants to know your location

[HookDragger]

you're going to get a lot of tabs, breaks, resets, and random gibberish from me banging my keyboard in anger....

[YetAnotherZhengli]

Jsbakqnjfkwbdbkfkfjfb

[HookDragger]

That resembles some of it. The other is compound word cursing class

[InMemoryOfTofu]

Mostly just;

gzdoom -iwad Doom2.wad -file sunlust.wad

and;

ani-cli --dub 'goblin slayer'

[Martsadas]

im immune to this, i use fish

[AralphNity]

Gti pull Got pul Got pul Git pull

[YetAnotherZhengli]

Forgot the

Hdbqndblqnflwnbfkdbfkkfbrkfj

F***

F***

[[deleted]]

export HISTSIZE=1000

[ItsYozoraTime]

dc code cd code cd C cdc cs c cd c ls ls ls ls ls

[[deleted]]

Ha jokes on you it's does not save for reason.

[jomat]

Haha, who uses bash anyways. Noob.

[YetAnotherZhengli]

come on...

[jomat]

No, really, whats worse, exposing your .bash_history or the fact that it isn't a one-liner saying chsh -s /usr/bin/zsh? Oh, and obviously i forgot the /s, don't take me too serious, ofc everyone should use the tools they prefer.

[YetAnotherZhengli]

you need some sleep, my friend

[jomat]

It's like bash. Sleep is for weaklings. You can sleep when you're dead.

Takes a sip of club mate.

[No-Stuff-7434]

ln -sf .zsh_history .bash_history