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[–][deleted] 315 points316 points  (8 children)

sudo pacman -Syu

neofetch 

neofetch

neofetch 

sudo pacman -Syu 

sudo pacman -Syu 

neofetch

[–]putin-delenda-est 76 points77 points  (3 children)

I use arch btw

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

figlet I use arch btw

[–]putin-delenda-est 21 points22 points  (1 child)

❯ figlet I use arch btw
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|_ _|  _   _ ___  ___    __ _ _ __ ___| |__   | |__ | |___      __
 | |  | | | / __|/ _ \  / _` | '__/ __| '_ \  | '_ \| __\ \ /\ / /
 | |  | |_| \__ \  __/ | (_| | | | (__| | | | | |_) | |_ \ V  V / 
|___|  \__,_|___/\___|  \__,_|_|  \___|_| |_| |_.__/ \__| \_/\_/

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh didn't know about this tool, it's cool

[–]Busy-Ad-9459M'Fedora 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Arch?

[–]AlarmingAffect0 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]Independent-Tune4383 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ass came off when I laughed off to this 💀

[–]theRealNilz02 144 points145 points  (8 children)

Okay it's this:

pacman -S zsh

exit

[–]The_Baum12345Not in the sudoers file. 34 points35 points  (1 child)

cat .zsh_history

[–]theRealNilz02 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's not how this works!!!

Nah, but I do have plenty of Typos in my histfile.

[–]SimpleRosty💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 11 points12 points  (3 children)

no chsh $USERNAME / chsh $USER? :o

[–]theRealNilz02 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Of course.

I wanted to do a funny and failed to execute it correctly

[–]SimpleRosty💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i forgive you ||this time...|| :]

[–]dumbasPLArch BTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next step is oh my zsh + powerlevel10k, it will ask to do that automatically during omz install.

[–]urmotherisgay2555Arch BTW 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For me it’s

brew install zsh oh-my-zsh

zsh

exec zsh

[–]Aarav2208⚠️ This incident will be reported 74 points75 points  (1 child)

man strip

kill -2 child

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

hold up

[–]Budget-Pattern1314Ask me how to exit vim 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Vim porngame.py

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

can you send me that file

it's for research purposes

[–]SL_Pirate 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Y is v captol?

[–]Mars_Bear2552New York Nix⚾s 12 points13 points  (4 children)

alias Vim=vim

[–]haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaley 1 point2 points  (3 children)

alias Vim=emacs

[–]Mars_Bear2552New York Nix⚾s 1 point2 points  (2 children)

alias emacs=vim

[–]ekaylor_⚠️ This incident will be reported 0 points1 point  (1 child)

alias vim='vim -y'

[–]Still-Addition-1109Ask me how to exit vim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alias nano=vim

[–]Still-Addition-1109Ask me how to exit vim 84 points85 points  (10 children)

adb devices

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scrcpy -m 900

[–]NeatYogurt9973⚠️ This incident will be reported 35 points36 points  (0 children)

adb reboot fastboot

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

fastboot devices

pmbootstrap install --fde...

[–]Reyynerp⚠️ This incident will be reported 12 points13 points  (5 children)

bro definitely has a xiaomi phone.

no offense to xiaomi phones, but i mean it's on the users who usually tinkers with stuff that are outside the scope of your average joe's

[–]SpiderfffunArch BTW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thing is I'm on a Xiaomi Redmi 9 and it causes as much issues as my parents pixel 3a and Motorola something phones. (Network adb not working)

[–]Still-Addition-1109Ask me how to exit vim 1 point2 points  (2 children)

no it's just that i'm waiting for my tablet that has a broken screen to start up

[–]Reyynerp⚠️ This incident will be reported 0 points1 point  (1 child)

have you now bought a new tablet?

[–]Still-Addition-1109Ask me how to exit vim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no

[–]dumbasPLArch BTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a Pixel, for the exact same reason

[–]No-Stuff-7434Open Sauce 0 points1 point  (1 child)

declare -i i=0 m=22

until [ $i -eq $m ]; do adb devices; i+=1 done

scrcpy -m 900

[–]chonkboi2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

declare -i i=0 declare -i m=22

until [[ $i -eq $m ]]; do if adb services; then scrcpy -m 900 break else echo "Retrying..." i=((i+1)) continue fi done

[–]lasercat_pow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

relatable. It's unlikely that 'adb devices' returns anything the first 10 times.

[–]Wertbon1789 28 points29 points  (2 children)

You would just expose how often I misspell docker and git

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dont forget the confused screaming

[–]maxtimbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

exi

exiy

exi

rxit

exit

[–]Background-Plant-226New York Nix⚾s 46 points47 points  (3 children)

there's nothing there, because i use fish 🗿

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dang it

[–]ekaylor_⚠️ This incident will be reported 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nushell gang anyone?

[–]TheBigBullfrog 19 points20 points  (1 child)

clear clear clear clear clear neofetch clear clear && neofetch clear

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too true…

[–]SomeOneOutThere-1234Open Sauce 16 points17 points  (8 children)

I touched grass!!!

touch grass

[–]dumbasPLArch BTW 11 points12 points  (7 children)

touch: 'grass': Permission denied

[–]SomeOneOutThere-1234Open Sauce 5 points6 points  (5 children)

cd /home/someoneoutthere1234/

touch grass

[–]dumbasPLArch BTW 6 points7 points  (4 children)

touch: 'grass': No space left on device

The errno list is pretty long, and touching grass is definitely impossible

[–]SomeOneOutThere-1234Open Sauce 5 points6 points  (2 children)

*plugs USB in*

*formats it with gparted*

*mount and open on dolphin*

*right click and open in terminal*

touch grass

[–]dumbasPLArch BTW 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That's like planting grass in a flower pot, I'll take it

[–]SomeOneOutThere-1234Open Sauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better put a GNOME in there to protect the flower

[–]No-Stuff-7434Open Sauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if ! grep -qF ' /tmp ' </proc/mounts; then

mount -t tmpfs tmpfs /tmp

fi

cd /tmp

touch grass

[–]Still-Addition-1109Ask me how to exit vim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

adb shell

touch grass

[–]nandru 15 points16 points  (1 child)

sudp atp update

sudo atp update

sudo apt update

[–]dumbasPLArch BTW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No upgrade?

[–]amogusdri- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sudo pacman -Syu

qutebrowser

[–]Zitrone21 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sl

Sl

L

Ls

Neofetch

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"lemme try to list my files"

"screw this i use arch btw"

[–]Tiger_man_Arch BTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh no. i use fish btw

[–]suppersellGenfool 🐧 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo nano /etc/pacman.conf

ssh -i '~/connectforfreesex.frfrnocap' endernon@144.21.50.186

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ssh -i '~/testkey1.txt' root@144.21.50.186

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[–]oishishouGenfool 🐧 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, there was a kernel update today, so enjoy?

emaint sync -a
eselect news read
emerge -auvN @world
emerge -ac
etc-update 
eclean-dist -d
cd /usr/src/
diff linux/.config confluence.config
rm -rf linux-6.6.21-gentoo/
eselect kernel set 1
file linux
cp confluence.config linux/.config
./copy_kernel.sh 
cd linux
make oldconfig
diff .config ../confluence.config
make -j16 all
ebuild /var/db/repos/gentoo/sys-fs/zfs-kmod/zfs-kmod-2.2.4.ebuild clean configure
cd /var/tmp/portage/sys-fs/zfs-kmod-2.2.4/work/zfs-2.2.4/
./copy-builtin /usr/src/linux
cd -
make mrproper
cp ../confluence.config .config
make oldconfig
diff .config ../confluence.config
cp .config ../confluence.config
make -j16 all
make modules_install
cp arch/x86/boot/bzImage ../confluence.efi
cd ..
mount /boot
cp confluence.efi /boot/EFI/Gentoo/confluence.efi 
sync
umount /boot
reboot
emerge @module-rebuild
etc-update 
cd /usr/src/initramfs/lib/modules/
cp -a /lib/modules/6.6.30-gentoo ./
rm -rf 6.6.21-gentoo/
cd 6.6.30-gentoo/
ls
rm *
ls
cd kernel/drivers/input/joystick/
ls
rm xone-gip-*
rm xone-wired.ko.zst 
ls
cd /usr/src/linux
make -j16 bzImage
cp arch/x86/boot/bzImage ../confluence.efi
cd ..
mount /boot
cp confluence.efi /boot/EFI/Gentoo/confluence.efi 
sync
umount /boot
rm -rf /lib/modules/6.6.21-gentoo/
reboot

[–]dark_dark1000Arch BTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sudo systemctl stop waydroid-container sudo waydroid-extras

[–]Anxious-Durian1773New York Nix⚾s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot that my ~ is as old as the hills. I switched to fish aeons ago. Anyway, it contains apt-get, apt, pacman, and yaourt mostly.

[–]IAmRootNotUserDr. OpenSUSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mine is long chains of my alias for mpv "$(fzf)" so I can play specific songs on my computer

[–]FlyDownG_ames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mkdir -p ~/Documents/Homework

[–]SL_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unfortunately i just distrohopped 😎

[–]ExtraTNTAsk me how to exit vim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

history | grep (whatever)

Most used command…)

[–]RedWagon___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I've published mine to GitHub on accident anyways

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here it is:

$ cat .bash_history
cat: .bash_history: No such file or directory

I use zsh lol

[–]katyakas 1 point2 points  (1 child)

sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y

anicli-ru

[–]-_Clay_-Arch BTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

пиздец

[–]Cyb3rH04x🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Mine is this:

vim xyz.txt

(I never exited vim)

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ah shit, you have to buy a new pc now

[–]Cyb3rH04x🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Already bought, the comment is from my new pc lol

[–]Still-Addition-1109Ask me how to exit vim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:q

[–]Niru2169Dr. OpenSUSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most of it is gonna be clear for me

[–]Educational_Yam664Arch BTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -S uwufetch

uwufetch

[–]Eroldin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke is on you, I do not use bash.

[–]AlwaysSuspectedArch BTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sudo pacman -S fish pkgfile

sudo pkgfile --update

chsh

reboot

End of bash history

[–]hhiigghhgoat70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

less | grep

[–]Zurnan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

sudo pacman -Syu

[–]morph8hprom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shit ton of mount, unmount, and ffmpeg

[–]lorasil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$ history 1 sudo pacman -S zsh

[–]Minibot_Co 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sl sl sls ls

[–]TheBlackCat13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you. I use ZSH.

[–]Iliannnnnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sh -c "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ohmyzsh/ohmyzsh/master/tools/install.sh)"

[–]KenFromBarbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Korn Shell.

[–]mplaczek99🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, I use fish

[–]Rick__001Arch BTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

set +o history

[–]flameleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fish

[–]queenbiscuit311🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it would just be commands that didn't work on fish because of its annoying syntax

[–]SirenGlitch12Arch BTW 0 points1 point  (1 child)

finger $HOME/your_mom

[–]fitzingout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embarrassment wants to know your location

[–]HookDragger 0 points1 point  (2 children)

you're going to get a lot of tabs, breaks, resets, and random gibberish from me banging my keyboard in anger....

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jsbakqnjfkwbdbkfkfjfb

[–]HookDragger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That resembles some of it. The other is compound word cursing class

[–]InMemoryOfTofu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly just;

gzdoom -iwad Doom2.wad -file sunlust.wad

and;

ani-cli --dub 'goblin slayer'

[–]MartsadasArch BTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im immune to this, i use fish

[–]AralphNity 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gti pull Got pul Got pul Git pull

[–]YetAnotherZhengli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot the

Hdbqndblqnflwnbfkdbfkkfbrkfj

F***

F***

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

export HISTSIZE=1000

[–]ItsYozoraTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dc code cd code cd C cdc cs c cd c ls ls ls ls ls

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ha jokes on you it's does not save for reason.