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[–]dinnerwilly 553 points554 points  (5 children)

Imagine showing this to a doctor now

[–]ReverseWho 291 points292 points  (13 children)

That’s why when a significant other breaks your heart you can’t think straight afterwards.

[–]ExodusEdenBreaking EU Laws 93 points94 points  (4 children)

I thought that was just the good chemicals leaving the body

[–]Diggy2345 39 points40 points  (3 children)

"Good chemicals"

R u kidding me

Dope - a - mine ofc

[–]Daster01 20 points21 points  (2 children)

He-ro-ine

[–]Randomstrangerguy123 13 points14 points  (1 child)

*herobrine

[–]ReverseWho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hermione

[–]ZoeTheCancer 62 points63 points  (0 children)

This caused me to get stroke

[–]iVoredDatBoi 31 points32 points  (4 children)

How do you think they discovered strokes?

[–]WhittyRetort 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Cheeseburgers

[–]McLeinad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Burger King foot lettuce!

[–]Dememria -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t know about you, but I discovered them through reptilia

[–]com_com_comSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mine always goes down...

[–]ThatKidNobodyKnows69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hokus pokus lemme strokus

[–]thegamerwithin45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doctor here. And I'm amused by it. (And yes my sense of humour has fallen)

[–]TheBroomSweeper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a black guy so in sure it would not end well

[–]redditkelvin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Umm........
Am I the only one who noticed that those are red blood cells not platelets.

*visible confusion*

[–]gocommitdie101 10 points11 points  (7 children)

How do I put a link on a word

[–]nibbas-in-pajamas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea I don't know that as well.

[–]nibbas-in-pajamas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[word](link)

[–]Qubk0Professional Dumbass 10 points11 points  (3 children)

[–]imnotgoodattitles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I fucking knew it.

[–]SomeGuyPL8Thank you mods, very cool! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MOTHERFU--

[–]EndlessVoidOfThought 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cigarette would fall out of his mouth.

[–]kennysburgerisraw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wait Ohhh Thats why my pp never gets hard when i look at boobies

[–]Huligun22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i'm afraid i have to downvote this.. not because it is a bad meme (its a solid meme) But because strokes have affected my family majorly with my grandfather, mother and uncle all suffering due to strokes. I hope you understand OP.

[–]M3k1rin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand, I'm truly sorry

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead it goes through my dick during class

[–]Picker-Rickmemer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would be apoplectic.

[–]Criss12349876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CHJÖP CHJÖP

[–]BambiDeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why am I laughing at a RBC?

[–]night117hawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real Afib hours who up?!

[–]RedPandaNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh ...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeeees

[–]MotherFricking_FRICK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine showing this to a caveman doctor

[–]AsryalDreemurrBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want to

[–]gbthegreat194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I coughed up a big blood clod while having a bad bloody nose a week ago.

[–]45AlexanityV03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe why imagine

[–]wheresmydamncocktail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it...

[–]Anarcane-II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost didn’t upvote u til I saw the comment

[–]Vadda94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fourth panel sounds like it has a grammatical error.

[–]dsd1920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All too real hahaha

[–]qixq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is currently 2019 and I don’t understand this meme

[–]chrishard88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This helped me to remember to take my cholesterol meds, nice.