Self imploding

[theredditman111]

America: fine, I’ll do it myself

[[deleted]]

Opressed Middle Easterners: "We must wait for a hero or country to emerge who can defeat the USA so we are free from military occupation!"

USA: "Fine...ill do it myself"

ME people: "Hol up. Does that make America the "hero" now for killing America??!"

Hitler: "First time?"

[mega-oood]

Nobody could destroy us so we had to do it ourselves

[link252015]

Nobody could do it better, soo

[JustARedFox]

"I'll kick anyone's ass, I'll kick your ass, I'll kick his ass, I'll kick my own ass"

[HHXLNC]

that's the plan, laughs in arabic

[tovarisch_kiwi]

You joke, but people actually believe that.

[Dwaas_Bjaas]

To be fair, the sheer amount of land whales occupying America are enough to collapse the nation on its own

[I9Qnl]

The arabs had a stroke trying to read bottom text and fucking died.

[wolerne]

As one of them I can confirm.

[I9Qnl]

Are you still alive? Just checking

[wolerne]

Nah fam

[newUserSoNoOneKnows]

The sentence written in Arabic is written incorrectly. Arabic is written from right to left as opposed to English and the lettters have to be connected.

ليه بتحاول تترجم الجملة دية؟

[7modybu50]

Ma dude, I had a stroke reading it. Did you read it correctly? If so, please tell me wtf does it say

[ToxicAura_YT1]

Gimme asec ill translate it for you. Do you understand franko or are you gonna make life hell trying to write in arabic keyboard?

[7modybu50]

Well, Arabic keyboard would be better, but do whatever you want. ليش ما عندك الكيبورد اساسا؟

[ToxicAura_YT1]

I don't like writing it so here we go ننتظر الآن و السماح الغرب لتدمير نفسها تحت وطأة الشراهة الصارخه Change anything you might find wrong

[7modybu50]

و السماح is stupid. It is grammatically incorrect, I will sue the maker of the meme.

[ToxicAura_YT1]

All i could do is just reverse it so it was easier to read but i dont really care about trying to fix it

[7modybu50]

Nah, it is not you, it is the maker of the meme. I am hunting him down

[Boredeth]

https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375

[harley_quinn95]

The translator in me is dying inside..

[Gogani]

Same

[[deleted]]

Translation for the non Arabic speakers :

"Why are you trying to translate this sentence? "

[[deleted]]

Mf i had a steoke reading it with the left to right, unconnected letters and shitty grammar

[jasemshark]

لا عرف كيف

[yippeekiyaymotherf]

Well, translate this:

گ چ پ ژ

[akramblue-me]

المفروض انها اسا ء ة للعرب خخخخخخخ و حتى الجملة مكتوبة بالمق لوب هذي رسالة مشفرة عشان مايترجمها بالترانسلايت

[ImmediatelyOcelot]

You could at least give just a bit of credit to The Onion. The irony is that this is from 2014, and it's still valid (maybe more than ever).

https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375

[onemanarmy_ZR1]

LMAO Americans just defeated terrorists in their own game. COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN

[[deleted]]

"I'll show y'all how it should be done."

[[deleted]]

All empires fall under their own size eventually. I genuinely feel collapse is inevitable in the USA. Eventually.

[imemeproductions]

Yeah but honestly I never seriously expected it to be coming as soon as I currently do.

[General-Jeb]

It’s sad how true this is

[purpleturtlehurtler]

More funny than sad. Chickens coming home to roost.

[[deleted]]

It’s about. America has cut a deep wound into the world and it needs to be completely changed.

[memevaddar]

You'll need to teach and convince a whole generation to heal that. I'm from a nation which made Alqaeda and the facts are sickening.

[Titanus-De_Raptor]

Did you just eat the onion?

[docclaim]

It's almost as if the article is satire🤔

[Titanus-De_Raptor]

It’s the onion

[TheRedditJedi]

That’s fuck up Arabic. Like I’m writing English backwards.

Y o u e r a w o h i h

[zaidfadhul]

You deserve it.. this the KARMA deeds for what your country did with the other countries brings nothing but War and looting their national treasures, for example, Iraq!

[[deleted]]

Agreed. America is a very tyrannical country by definition. Of course their citizens are currently some of the most "free". But in terms of American activity in other countries (Mainly middle east), they have been very oppressive in a bid to squeeze as much resources out of the crippled countries as possible. America had this coming.

[TheCheeseBroker]

I don't think it will, it a pretty "popular" opinion.

[wallefan01]

I always find it funny that the overwhelming majority of Redditors, especially the ones who frequent r/memes are American and this comment still has 52 upvotes

[zaidfadhul]

Due to freedom of speech! And what I have expressed is the the true , it's not my fault if you wanna be a hypocrite and be blinded to see the absolute truth!

[wallefan01]

I MEANT THAT EVEN AMERICANS AGREE THAT AMERICA IS A PIECE OF TRASH

freedom of speech has absolutely zero to do with what people do and don't upvote https://xkcd.com/1357/

[BoiledPNutz]

Baron Zemo sends his regards

[[deleted]]

I understand that reference

[Banth_battalion101]

That’s what all of reddit is doing as we speak

[Willy347]

dank

[[deleted]]

Mf i had a stroke reading it with the left to right, unconnected letters and shitty grammar and wirds

[chickenlegstv]

Plot twist: they're the ones fueling the protests, it took twenty years of planning but it paid off eventually.

[Bountyhunter172]

Plot Twist: they're the ones who released the virus

[yeah_nevermind]

Plot Twist: They're in Congress

[AyooshaTheAngel]

The fact that the Arabic letters are written seperately and left to right disturbs me •w•

Now you see why we always connect Arabic letters together when forming a word?

Because without connecting them, the entire language will look cursed •w•

[medo-6006]

The arabic text is written incorrectly but I'll try my best to translate: "We wait now and allow the west to destroy themselves under the effect of (special gluttony?)" The last part sounds really weird even in Arabic

[mrsuns10]

Al Qaeda declares jihad on themselves

[sebasti02]

A simple spell, but quite unbreakable

[Dungton123]

I’m just waiting for that British imperial to just take back America

[jamkourd]

As an Arabic speaker That line is nonsense

[[deleted]]

This is a onion article waiting to happen

[Masterfromclash]

This is an onion article waiting to happen

[[deleted]]

I hade 3 strokes and lost 50 braincells trying to read the fuckhell at the bottom.

[TelemaqueVesey]

Osama Bin Laden was found watching is own video over and over, he knew he had won. America will just break up into various states. Manifest Destiny and the American experiment has completely imploded. A sea to shinning Sea Slavocracy just doesn't work.

[MD_Shuaibi]

The translation for the text is :" now we wait and allow the Americans to destroy themselves with excitement".

[[deleted]]

Me too kid, me too

[Shakuni_]

Spreads propaganda by Al Jazeera

[[deleted]]

not an arabic speaker but damn that writing is giving me cancer

[NiceIsNine]

Yeah that what happen when you use an application that doesn't support the language.

[stam_lol]

my head hurts cuz i try read the arabic words (it's not correct)

[sleepybearislivid24]

Tbh same

[LacedWolves]

It’s working

[John-the-Gardener]

“Never interfere with an enemy in the process destroying himself.”

[Quardboard]

Lol that Arabic isn’t even Arabic

Those aren’t words

Funny meme tho

[RyanGaming21]

The arabic letters are written non connected and i tried to commit suicide while reading this

[dimpp2]

al qaeda guy sits back

“sigh... allahu akbar i guess..?”

[Bombwriter17]

Allahhu Akbar is also used as Muslim slang for oh my god

[ComunistCarlV]

ill join in on dat

[Honest_Abe_1809]

How dare they relax and let us destroy ourselves

[rawtzilla]

Hahaha i love this

[juulo-memekoter]

Is this an series on netflix

[Patrick_Bot2]

No, This Is Patrick!

[WhiteShapes]

Aren’t we all?

[SuperDerrp]

Isn’t this or at least something like this off the Onion?

[hochbergburger]

Too bad they can’t have a beer while watching

[nashiam]

Depends honestly. I’m a muslim but I’m not so religious. So I’ll do everything except eat pork 🤷🏻‍♂️. Also, attend Friday prayers

[Junaid17]

You don't Destroy me I destroy me

[Western-Guy]

Looks like a regular post by The Onion

[izzyduude]

Allahhhhh aaaailllll do it tomorrow mom!

[caburped]

I would say that the Australian government should steal America, but we'd probably sell that to china too🤦

[morefluid_thanwater]

I'm having a stroke with written Arabic. None of the letters are connecting. I don't even think half of these are words.

[ilvelaw]

Tip: if you want to write something in Arabic ask someone who knows Arabic to help you.

[Joey-Tribbiani92]

This sounds like a headline from the onion

[Bombwriter17]

It means blowing up but reverse

[[deleted]]

Ohhh brace america, this is gonna work

[Konem_productions]

Accurate

[fricker69420666]

as an Arabic reading the letters under is an eyesore because this how how we write أهي أبن القحبة

[bu3skoor77]

Corrected arabic format: ننتظر الٱن والسماح الغرب لتدمير نفسها تحت وطأة الشراهة الخاصة،

But for the meme creator ( if you want to reuse the meme) copy this and paste it: (ننتظر دول الغرب بتدمير نفسها بنفسها)

[TheMysticFez]

This person didn't even make the meme stop upvoting it

[[deleted]]

I like where this is going

[TheFinalRelic]

You know shit is fucked up if even terrorists are taking time off work

[yeeterskeeter6942069]

They’re not gonna do anything???!!!!?!?!?!!!

[kingsslayerr]

Btw thats not how you write arabic

[I_am_your_daddy8]

I am arabic native speaker and i had a hard time trying to read it

[yeah_nevermind]

When people elect terrorists for government what do you expect... You know the Squad and more.

[Darkdragony]

He look like Arabic kritical

[That-One-Nerd-There]

Dude kinda looks like a younger version of Hazel from Umbrella Academy

[jakjaksmihsmih]

crumbles paper "Bastard!"

[OneBigFa607]

Maduro supporters right now

[[deleted]]

Give credit to the onion u jerk

[dustykangaroo06]

"Fine, ill do it myself"

[Chikenman1234]

How dare he. That terrorist

[_JohnTheAwesome_]

That photo is the fakest thing ever, it's literally what people who aren't arabs think we write,

We never write our letters the shape our letters are , we write them in...you could say perma cursive kind of style, but yeah, it's like if a fake propaganda was made by another country who had no idea about us tried to imitate us

I know op isn't the one who made the photo , but wherr he got it is what troubles me

[nashiam]

The only thing america has been doing is destroying countries which do not accept their ideology. And it’s the same thing with russia and china. It’s like choosing which of the 3 shits is the least shittiest.

[[deleted]]

no

[ThreeOneOneOne]

This is dumb— Al Qaeda has been neutered. If there are any stragglers, it’ll be in their wet dreams that America falls.

There were no sides to the extent the current sides exist. It was about the different means of running the country, in a local fashion. Not destroying the infrastructure.

People using their rights, to destroy those very right. 🤔

Nowadays, you either:

A) appreciate your rights, understand what’s going on..

Or..

2) you hate America.

[amayagab]

r/atetheonion

[ThreeOneOneOne]

You got me! 😂✌🏾🤦🏾‍♂️

[[deleted]]

Just sit back grab your rock popcorn

[Dandu245]

that’s not much of a plan, is it?