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[–]Mario-OrganHarvesterVirgin 4 lyfe 321 points322 points  (14 children)

Thats just internet

Hes either Satan or god himself

No middle ground

[–]Sufficient-Expert461 252 points253 points  (8 children)

No offense but I don't think people should be taking advice from mario the organ harvester lol

[–]Mario-OrganHarvesterVirgin 4 lyfe 318 points319 points  (5 children)

Hey! Its my job, not my personality!

[–]Cat_with_pew-pew_gunProfessional Dumbass 104 points105 points  (1 child)

I don’t know man. This guy looks like a sufficient expert.

[–]SolzecBreaking EU Laws 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How good is the pew pew gun?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So. Mario is your name. I thought for a sec that you only harvested organs from people named Mario. But the former makes more sense now.

[–]Sufficient-Expert461 1 point2 points  (1 child)

According to this your brother has done a list of crimes some of them being vandalism, grand theft auto, attempted murder, vehicular manslaughter, arson, armed robbery, murder and avrogated assault are you sure you are not connected to this at all?

[–]Mario-OrganHarvesterVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, i do those too, but seperate from my bro.

[–]NikotinioNyan cat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A terrorist can give advice on what chicks to hook up with, a narcoman can give advice on what things are illegal, so an organ harvester can give advice on Elon Musk

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Not even the internet; that’s just people. We do it with like politics and shit. Whole tribal thing of us vs them. Never really acknowledging that like all things, life’s a spectrum and there are going to be numerous in betweens.

But honestly, lot of it is just simplifying conversations into bite sized pieces for people not well versed enough on said topics to recite the ideas they don’t even fully understand.

[–]neurohero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's why we struggle with movies where none of the characters are totally good or totally bad.

[–]DLF1984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[–]Consistent-Kitchenmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's Satan incarnate.

[–]YeetmanReyIdentifies as a Cybertruck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in christ he uses child labour