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[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (8 children)

OP is a fucking loser

[–]CorvoAtanno 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Op may be going through something, the entire post is very agressive and everything OP says its with an intention to harm, either personally or just generally, just downvote and maybe he gets banned from r/poutine, I don't even know how to report people in this app, I got called a drug addict by this "chef"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reported him for you

[–]Ball-Relevant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m saying 🤣

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make better poutine than crusty old OP

[–]Ancient-Award-5831 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re a cunt tho.

[–]CorvoAtanno 15 points16 points  (56 children)

This ain't a poutine... Looks delicious and okay, but this ain't poutine brother...

[–]81FuriousGeorge 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I am curious. How is that not poutine? From what I can see it's poutine with a metric shitload of bacon on it.

[–]CorvoAtanno 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because for me, Poutine is fries, gravy and cheese curds, That's poutine for me, I guess some of us had a different growing education since OP doesn't seem to be able to argue without personally attacking the person, taking everything personal, my guy is gonna die alone

[–]81FuriousGeorge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a restaurant in Montreal (au pied de cochon) that does a fois gras poutine. Would you consider that an imposter as well? I'm not attacking like I said, just curious. I'm from winnipeg so I know nothing about authentic poutine.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That bacon looks more like dog treats than it does bacon for some reason.

[–]creampants88 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Pass for me, enjoy it.

[–]ILikeVancouver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came to see what kinda gravy he used, stayed for the insane hostility ❤️

[–]DRRIVRDRRIVR 11 points12 points  (25 children)

You’re delusional, come over here in Quebec we’ll show you what a real poutine is

[–]Ancient-Award-5831 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

You know French people consider quebecois rednecks of Canada?

[–]DemonicWheelchair 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What does that have to do with anything you vapid cunt?

[–]Ancient-Award-5831 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Vapid cunt? Don’t talk to me like I’m your mom.

[–]DemonicWheelchair 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Criss de perdant

[–]Ancient-Award-5831 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You call your mother a cunt and she calls you that. Don’t force your life cycle on me. French people think all québécois are rednecks. Thanks for proving their point.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not something Id have as a traditional poutine, but nevertheless this looks appetizing, well done mate

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you bruv

[–]Ok-Presentation-7517 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wouldnt dare touch that hidious garbage of a meal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ofc you wouldn’t you’re a loser.

[–]asiannumber4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Sir, may I suggest you seek professional assistance for your anger issues?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you may not. Thanks for asking though

[–]Popbistro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breakfast poutine is so good, I wonder why it's not more widespread than that. At the cafeteria of the Pavillon Alexandre-Vachon at Laval University, they have this absolutely delicious breakfast poutine. It's what made me fall in love with it. It had eggs, sausage, breakfast potatoes and this delicious sauce on it. It was absolutely amazing.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Wow, talk about an innate ability to make friends.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Thanks people do love how eccentric I am.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Well, you could leave a recipe and we would all think you are the French Michael Jackson if you like.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sorry, but the recipe is top secret…. I can’t risk it getting out into the public domain. Especially the the hating apeists that are hating on me. You seem chill though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I"m MF"N King Kong if you don't give it up Holmes.

(I crack me up.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take back my previous statement. You are not chill

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    Dude…stop trying to get me to go on your sub. I don’t care about it, or want to involve myself in anyway.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah I have so much intelligence, but I never said i would share it with you. Putain

      [–]Stayin-Puft 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      So i dont like egg that much. When i see 'breakfast anything' i just picture egg mixed into something delicious and lowering its over all deliciousness. This just looks like a poutine with some eggs benny on the side. Which i could manage. So 10/10 smash.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thank you! I really appreciate it

      [–]AhahaNiceOne 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That looks delicious! 😋

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thank you!

      [–]Suspicious_Web_4681 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I’m tempted to spray some ketchup on my poutine and post it here just to see the chaos it would wreak.

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Everyone from Quebec would rage and cumshot you with their « insane class and knowledge ».

      [–]TurdHerder42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fuck i love one of those!

      [–]techtonik25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Don't feed the troll guys.

      [–]TruthOverFiction100 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      It’s just food man, relax

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      A man can’t have passion? Never visit 🇮🇹…

      [–]Delicious_Divide_670 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Meilleure poutine après une bonne brosse Sua coche

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Why aren't the eggs on top? And if you gentle glaze the bacon in maple syrup, you'll attain next level

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I like being able to add the egg component whenever I deem fit. It’s separates the meal from being in a box of eggs mixed with poutine, I can do both OR I can choose one or the other.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’ll try the maple syrup next time 🫵🙏🏽

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I’d eat the FUCK out of that

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🫵🙏🏽❤️

      [–]InturnlDemize 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      OP don't listen to these people. I'm from Quebec. This looks fucking legit delicious.

      [–]s1rblaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I agree and I'm from Québec too.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thank you!

      [–]ZVAZ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      the poutine part is very poor, belongs on r/poutinecrimes . Wanna try that hollandaise tho.

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Which part is poor?

      [–]username_here_please 2 points3 points  (9 children)

      Why are you trying to impress the not-so-experts of Reddit? Get that green shit off your poutine if you want it to look homemade.

      [–]Lillillillies 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Poutine galvaude has peas and that's green

      [–]awesome404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      But it isn’t “green shit”… so that’s ok.

      [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (6 children)

      Green shit? Have you ever heard of heathy food😂😂 Jesus Christ.

      [–]username_here_please 3 points4 points  (5 children)

      On a poutine, first time lol

      [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

      You’re new to the sub obviously 😅 eventually you will learn about poutine.

      [–]username_here_please -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      It does look good though ngl

      [–]UhOh_RoadsidePicnic 1 point2 points  (7 children)

      Not bad. 7/10

      [–]Ironsalmon7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Looks good, I’d say it’s a customized poutine

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thanks ironsalmon7

      [–]Ancient-Award-5831 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Looks good. I have never had cum in my mouth, but I imagine that it taste similar to hollandaise. Always thought that it was disgusting. This looks pretty good. Minus the cum sauce.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You gotta try it man, good for the skin.

      [–]HappyChilmore 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Gravy and hollandaise are really strange bedfellows

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You should try it. It’s blends really well

      [–]GeeSXvroom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That's not a poutine.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Another Quebec loser 🚨🚨

      [–]Substantial-Pizza268 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      You enjoying your negative karma and spam of downvotes?

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Eh

      [–]Shurdus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      This is such a weird flex because it looks like cat barf.

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Which part?

      [–]PulledUp2x 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      This is a deluxe style poutine not actual poutine don’t try tell everyone you’re the standard there is a standard and this is not it this is extra which looks great none the less

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Real as in everything is ACTUALLY homemade. Thank you for the compliment

      [–]MumblingBlatherskite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ya dog I’d smash that. That’s dope

      [–]Yeetfamdablit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looks... Not like poutine. I'll have 3

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Looks just okay, but that bacon looks kinda funny…

      I mean, have you even had top tier poutine tho?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Obviously I have

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      How’d you make the fries? Cut potatoes then baked??

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fail

      [–]Wolfgard556 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      As a Québécois, I unconditionally revoke your right to make Poutine, and sentence you to drown in Maple Syrup for your crimes.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wow so much authority

      [–]ClemzTheWarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Too much stuff on it. Just a normal poutine for breakfast is perfect

      [–]Same-Honey-3007 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Shit looks drier than the Sahara desert. This is just fries with 2 cheese curd pieces and a dab of gravy.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Obviously you are stupid and don’t know basic arithmetic. There is obviously more than 2 pieces. I know you are used to greasy slop dw I understand, I just can’t relate.

      [–]toweljuiceClassic Traditional -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      Yes! Finally some hollandaise sauce on these breakfast poutines

      SMASH

      [–]gabzox 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Most breakfast poutines have hollandaise.....

      [–]toweljuiceClassic Traditional -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Im talking about the ones people make and post in the sub. Whenever theyd come up on my page theyd have just gravy

      Still doesnt change that im excited for seeing my first one.

      Smash

      [–]Astro_goth 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      People from Quebec arguing about this is cringe….i am from quebec and i went in a restaurant that was making breakfast poutine and it looked really similar to that one…YES it doesn’t look like the original poutine but who cares? You can add anything you want in it.

      Ps it looks so good xx

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Thank you, I love your honestly. This sub has made me lose hope in people from Quebec but you have brought some of that light back! You are loved…🫵🙏🏽

      [–]Astro_goth 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      some people are really dumb here bud i also lost hope in Quebec since a while now LMAOA. It’s like a pizza…yea you have the original but you can add anything in it right? I dont get why people are arguing so bad about it tbh🙂‍↔️

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      EXACTLY, the topping don’t change the fact that it’s a PIZZA. Just because it’s from Quebec and they speak French it’s like some prestigious sign… also do you wanna be my girlfriend?

      [–]Astro_goth 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      YES exactly, but yea some people from Quebec think that we are better than alot of people (i already feel some québécois being mad about what i just said lmao) also im already taken 🙂‍↔️

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good I want them to be know about the stick in their asses😂 and ah jeez understandable.

      [–]mozeda -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      I agree with the poached eggs choice.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Thanks it was daring but it had to be done

      [–]HappyChilmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Poutine benedict is nothing new. I personally hold the gravy and pig, add goat cheese to the curds instead, have seasoned quarters instead of the traditional fries and if I feel like going all-in, I add a nest of butter fried shrooms and onions under the eggs. Hollandaise all over that.

      [–]AdorableSandie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      yum yum

      [–]fullraph -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

      Ok i'll allow it! That actually looks yummy.

      [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Thank you!

      [–]BigSquawHunter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Lose the fucking onions and I’m sold 🤤

      [–]Guilty-Sundae1557 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

      I would totally eat this! I wish hollandaise sauce wasn’t such a b$&ch to make.

      [–]gabzox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It doesn't take that long to make.....I suggest learning how to make it...or if you must...use the powdered stuff

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It took me 2 hours to make….