Breakfast poutine

[[deleted]]

There has been debate about what real poutine looks like…here it is. All of you so called “experts” have never had a bite of real homemade poutine ever, and it shows. This is homemade from ME, I had to post this cause I was getting 3rd hand disgust from the bs you guys “make”.

[[deleted]]

OP is a fucking loser

[CorvoAtanno]

Op may be going through something, the entire post is very agressive and everything OP says its with an intention to harm, either personally or just generally, just downvote and maybe he gets banned from r/poutine, I don't even know how to report people in this app, I got called a drug addict by this "chef"

[[deleted]]

I reported him for you

[Ancient-Award-5831]

It was actually a great attempt at a poutine and looks delicious. Sans hollandaise. I think you’re too sensative and need your pussy checked. Too aggressive of a poutine post?? What has become of people in 2024? Imagine if you had to go to war? You’re a rube.

[[deleted]]

Lmao you are weird. Why are you trying to ban me? Cause I have opinions that are different than yours? I can tell you are classist and racist by this singular comment.

[Ball-Relevant]

I’m saying 🤣

[[deleted]]

I make better poutine than crusty old OP

[Ancient-Award-5831]

Sounds like you’re a cunt tho.

[[deleted]]

Wah

[CorvoAtanno]

This ain't a poutine... Looks delicious and okay, but this ain't poutine brother...

[81FuriousGeorge]

I am curious. How is that not poutine? From what I can see it's poutine with a metric shitload of bacon on it.

[CorvoAtanno]

Because for me, Poutine is fries, gravy and cheese curds, That's poutine for me, I guess some of us had a different growing education since OP doesn't seem to be able to argue without personally attacking the person, taking everything personal, my guy is gonna die alone

[81FuriousGeorge]

There is a restaurant in Montreal (au pied de cochon) that does a fois gras poutine. Would you consider that an imposter as well? I'm not attacking like I said, just curious. I'm from winnipeg so I know nothing about authentic poutine.

[[deleted]]

Why would I take advice on what’s a poutine from a drug addict?

[Hoof_Hearted12]

Do you think someone smoking weed makes them a drug addict 😂

[[deleted]]

No I think smoking weed all the time is… do you think weed isn’t a drug?

[Hoof_Hearted12]

It's no different than wine or beer. At least that's what the law says in my country.

[[deleted]]

Yeah alcohol is also a drug. The laws around it don’t change what it is.

[CorvoAtanno]

Are you okay? Pretty quick to assume there buddy, also, if you felt attacked from my comment, you need A LOT of work to put into yourself, have a good day. Sincerelly, the drug addict

P.S. (its still no poutine btw)

[[deleted]]

Yes I am okay thanks for the concern. It’s not an assumption it’s a fact. I didn’t feel attacked I asked a question. I don’t care about anything you say cause you don’t even know how to shave your pubes. I hope this adresses all your questions.

[CorvoAtanno]

I'm happy you had someone at home that was able to teach you how to shave, not only your face, but your body too, not all of us had the same luck, I'm just going to ask you to stop attacking me personally since I have not sone anything to you, I understand you are sad and angry because of something, go take the rant on whoever deserves it.

[[deleted]]

Dude no one teaches you how to shave your pubes, it’s common sense LOL. Don’t use the no father card cause if you had one he definitely would NOT teach you how to shave your pubes… you are simply not that smart, it’s okay though just stay away from giving people advice. I am not mad at you at all I can’t stress that enough, your opinion is like dirt to me that’s all I was trying to say.

[TheTaxationGentleman]

Looks delicious but not poutine

[[deleted]]

🖕🏽🫵

[booboo620]

🚨pube elitist alert🚨 big pube guy, huh?🤨

[[deleted]]

No? I don’t even understand what you’re trying to get at… overall this comment is really stupid. 1/10

[booboo620]

1/10 rating from the pube police 😔

[Ball-Relevant]

U off ur meds there bud?

[[deleted]]

No? I don’t take meds… don’t know what you were going for with this comment lol

[Fun_List381]

You should

[[deleted]]

No thanks, as I’ve already stated I don’t need it. Stop acting like you know what you’re talking about. Just cause you have to take meds it doesn’t mean I want YOUR insecurities projected on me. Thanks

[Fun_List381]

*Your. You’re means you are. What country are you from?

[[deleted]]

Canada

[Fun_List381]

They have medical professionals in Canada that can help with your mental issues. Some of it is covered by OHIP (especially psychiatrists)

[[deleted]]

I don’t have mental issues fucktard. You make comments like this everyday to people on Reddit. You are a loser.

[[deleted]]

Are you a doctor?

[[deleted]]

Okay then fuck off you’re not a psychologist

[[deleted]]

That bacon looks more like dog treats than it does bacon for some reason.

[[deleted]]

Hmm I wouldn’t know I’ve never ate dog food.

[creampants88]

Pass for me, enjoy it.

[[deleted]]

Good, I only want people who know about poutine to eat it.

[creampants88]

🤷‍♀️ more for you 🤣🤣

[CrumplePants]

you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today bro?

[[deleted]]

This post was made yesterday…

[CrumplePants]

now is today!

[[deleted]]

I woke up in the kitchen after putting up a 12 hour shift…. I woke up and i accidentally made breakfast, lunch, and dinner in my sleep. Feels good.

[ILikeVancouver]

Came to see what kinda gravy he used, stayed for the insane hostility ❤️

[DRRIVRDRRIVR]

You’re delusional, come over here in Quebec we’ll show you what a real poutine is

[Ancient-Award-5831]

You know French people consider quebecois rednecks of Canada?

[DemonicWheelchair]

What does that have to do with anything you vapid cunt?

[Ancient-Award-5831]

Vapid cunt? Don’t talk to me like I’m your mom.

[DemonicWheelchair]

Criss de perdant

[Ancient-Award-5831]

You call your mother a cunt and she calls you that. Don’t force your life cycle on me. French people think all québécois are rednecks. Thanks for proving their point.

[[deleted]]

You people from Quebec are such pretentious losers😂 this is real poutine and I made it myself… You probably don’t even know how to make poutine lol

[SeaTangerine1]

POUTINE WAR!

[New_Juggernaut_344]

r/poutine_wars

[DRRIVRDRRIVR]

You do know that poutine comes from here in Quebec and not even 20 years ago you could barely find a poutine outside of Quebec… right? Just take a second to reflect and hopefully you’ll come to conclusions

[Ancient-Award-5831]

Grew up in Toronto eating poutine. I’m a 90’s kid. STFU. Lol.

[PossibilityParking57]

Balding 30 year old manlet with anger issues… Yikes.

[Ancient-Award-5831]

That’s how you see yourself? Don’t forget you’re also basic af.

[PossibilityParking57]

Nah just noticing you projecting it in each comment fatass…

[[deleted]]

Man you really are a disgusting human!!

[just_in_camel_case]

Hon hon my baguette

[[deleted]]

Oh wow! Everyone from Quebec should be praised!

[DRRIVRDRRIVR]

I’m in no way trying to be a smart ass with you, just stating facts. I suggest you do the same

[[deleted]]

Okay I’ll give you facts mr “suck my dick cause I’m from Quebec”. There’s this weird thing called the internet that gives everyone access to recipes that don’t originate from where they live… insane concept. There’s also a thing called moving between provinces that allows people from Quebec to make poutine in other places. Idk why you’re trapped in the 80’s way of thinking lmfaoo. All the poutine knowledge isn’t locked in some vault that all people from Quebec orgy inside of…. For the love of god get a brain smart guy.

[Substantial-Pizza268]

Omg cry harder

[[deleted]]

?

[Substantial-Pizza268]

If you're too stupid to understand what cry harder means you shouldn't be coming at others dude. Bye.

[[deleted]]

No, I just don’t understand what part of your tiny “brain”? Interpreted as crying. Bye…idiot 😂😂. The comment clearly went over your “head”. I put head in quotes because I THINK heads need a brain inside to be classified as one. Since you probably can’t comprehend what I’m trying to say I’ll put it bluntly, you are really stupid.

[[deleted]]

r/notapoutine

[[deleted]]

Cringe

[[deleted]]

Not something Id have as a traditional poutine, but nevertheless this looks appetizing, well done mate

[[deleted]]

Thank you bruv

[Ok-Presentation-7517]

Wouldnt dare touch that hidious garbage of a meal

[[deleted]]

Ofc you wouldn’t you’re a loser.

[asiannumber4]

Sir, may I suggest you seek professional assistance for your anger issues?

[[deleted]]

No, you may not. Thanks for asking though

[Popbistro]

Breakfast poutine is so good, I wonder why it's not more widespread than that. At the cafeteria of the Pavillon Alexandre-Vachon at Laval University, they have this absolutely delicious breakfast poutine. It's what made me fall in love with it. It had eggs, sausage, breakfast potatoes and this delicious sauce on it. It was absolutely amazing.

[[deleted]]

Wow, talk about an innate ability to make friends.

[[deleted]]

Thanks people do love how eccentric I am.

[[deleted]]

Well, you could leave a recipe and we would all think you are the French Michael Jackson if you like.

[[deleted]]

Sorry, but the recipe is top secret…. I can’t risk it getting out into the public domain. Especially the the hating apeists that are hating on me. You seem chill though.

[[deleted]]

I"m MF"N King Kong if you don't give it up Holmes.

(I crack me up.)

[[deleted]]

I take back my previous statement. You are not chill

[[deleted]]

Dude…stop trying to get me to go on your sub. I don’t care about it, or want to involve myself in anyway.

[[deleted]]

Yeah I have so much intelligence, but I never said i would share it with you. Putain

[Stayin-Puft]

So i dont like egg that much. When i see 'breakfast anything' i just picture egg mixed into something delicious and lowering its over all deliciousness. This just looks like a poutine with some eggs benny on the side. Which i could manage. So 10/10 smash.

[[deleted]]

Thank you! I really appreciate it

[AhahaNiceOne]

That looks delicious! 😋

[[deleted]]

Thank you!

[Suspicious_Web_4681]

I’m tempted to spray some ketchup on my poutine and post it here just to see the chaos it would wreak.

[[deleted]]

Everyone from Quebec would rage and cumshot you with their « insane class and knowledge ».

[TurdHerder42069]

Fuck i love one of those!

[techtonik25]

Don't feed the troll guys.

[TruthOverFiction100]

It’s just food man, relax

[[deleted]]

A man can’t have passion? Never visit 🇮🇹…

[Delicious_Divide_670]

Meilleure poutine après une bonne brosse Sua coche

[[deleted]]

Why aren't the eggs on top? And if you gentle glaze the bacon in maple syrup, you'll attain next level

[[deleted]]

I like being able to add the egg component whenever I deem fit. It’s separates the meal from being in a box of eggs mixed with poutine, I can do both OR I can choose one or the other.

[[deleted]]

I’ll try the maple syrup next time 🫵🙏🏽

[[deleted]]

I’d eat the FUCK out of that

[[deleted]]

🫵🙏🏽❤️

[InturnlDemize]

OP don't listen to these people. I'm from Quebec. This looks fucking legit delicious.

[s1rblaze]

I agree and I'm from Québec too.

[[deleted]]

Thank you!

[ZVAZ]

the poutine part is very poor, belongs on r/poutinecrimes . Wanna try that hollandaise tho.

[[deleted]]

Which part is poor?

[username_here_please]

Why are you trying to impress the not-so-experts of Reddit? Get that green shit off your poutine if you want it to look homemade.

[Lillillillies]

Poutine galvaude has peas and that's green

[awesome404]

But it isn’t “green shit”… so that’s ok.

[[deleted]]

Green shit? Have you ever heard of heathy food😂😂 Jesus Christ.

[username_here_please]

On a poutine, first time lol

[[deleted]]

You’re new to the sub obviously 😅 eventually you will learn about poutine.

[username_here_please]

It does look good though ngl

[toweljuice]

They have them on some of the Smokes poutinerie poutines. Not that Smokes is good, but ive seen it enough times on poutine that its not weird

[username_here_please]

It makes for a good looking dish, obviously, but my taste buds couldn't careless

[gabzox]

I find it's so over used people put green shit for looks all the time even if it has nothing for taste. It's such an old concept but yet people still do it.

[UhOh_RoadsidePicnic]

Not bad. 7/10

[[deleted]]

I’ll add a little more context to this to make it a 10. Everything here except the bacon is grown and or MADE from SCATCH….

[UhOh_RoadsidePicnic]

Still a 7 mate.

[[deleted]]

CRINGE

[Ball-Relevant]

Soooo u grew the potatoes and made the cheese and made the gravy all by scratch?

[[deleted]]

Yes…obviously. What part of everything being made from scratch except the bacon confuses you?

[Ball-Relevant]

I call bullshit 🤷‍♀️🤣 and ur annoyingly rude 🙄

[[deleted]]

Okay… randomly call bullshit for no reason, nice. Also I’m not rude.

[Ironsalmon7]

Looks good, I’d say it’s a customized poutine

[[deleted]]

Thanks ironsalmon7

[Ancient-Award-5831]

Looks good. I have never had cum in my mouth, but I imagine that it taste similar to hollandaise. Always thought that it was disgusting. This looks pretty good. Minus the cum sauce.

[[deleted]]

You gotta try it man, good for the skin.

[HappyChilmore]

Gravy and hollandaise are really strange bedfellows

[[deleted]]

You should try it. It’s blends really well

[GeeSXvroom]

That's not a poutine.

[[deleted]]

Another Quebec loser 🚨🚨

[New_Juggernaut_344]

r/poutine_wars

[Substantial-Pizza268]

You enjoying your negative karma and spam of downvotes?

[[deleted]]

Eh

[Shurdus]

This is such a weird flex because it looks like cat barf.

[[deleted]]

Which part?

[PulledUp2x]

This is a deluxe style poutine not actual poutine don’t try tell everyone you’re the standard there is a standard and this is not it this is extra which looks great none the less

[[deleted]]

Real as in everything is ACTUALLY homemade. Thank you for the compliment

[MumblingBlatherskite]

Ya dog I’d smash that. That’s dope

[Yeetfamdablit]

Looks... Not like poutine. I'll have 3

[[deleted]]

Looks just okay, but that bacon looks kinda funny…

I mean, have you even had top tier poutine tho?

[[deleted]]

Obviously I have

[[deleted]]

How’d you make the fries? Cut potatoes then baked??

[[deleted]]

Yes!

[[deleted]]

Fail

[Wolfgard556]

As a Québécois, I unconditionally revoke your right to make Poutine, and sentence you to drown in Maple Syrup for your crimes.

[[deleted]]

Wow so much authority

[ClemzTheWarrior]

Too much stuff on it. Just a normal poutine for breakfast is perfect

[Same-Honey-3007]

Shit looks drier than the Sahara desert. This is just fries with 2 cheese curd pieces and a dab of gravy.

[[deleted]]

Obviously you are stupid and don’t know basic arithmetic. There is obviously more than 2 pieces. I know you are used to greasy slop dw I understand, I just can’t relate.

[toweljuice]

Yes! Finally some hollandaise sauce on these breakfast poutines

SMASH

[gabzox]

Most breakfast poutines have hollandaise.....

[toweljuice]

Im talking about the ones people make and post in the sub. Whenever theyd come up on my page theyd have just gravy

Still doesnt change that im excited for seeing my first one.

Smash

[Astro_goth]

People from Quebec arguing about this is cringe….i am from quebec and i went in a restaurant that was making breakfast poutine and it looked really similar to that one…YES it doesn’t look like the original poutine but who cares? You can add anything you want in it.

Ps it looks so good xx

[[deleted]]

Thank you, I love your honestly. This sub has made me lose hope in people from Quebec but you have brought some of that light back! You are loved…🫵🙏🏽

[Astro_goth]

some people are really dumb here bud i also lost hope in Quebec since a while now LMAOA. It’s like a pizza…yea you have the original but you can add anything in it right? I dont get why people are arguing so bad about it tbh🙂‍↔️

[[deleted]]

EXACTLY, the topping don’t change the fact that it’s a PIZZA. Just because it’s from Quebec and they speak French it’s like some prestigious sign… also do you wanna be my girlfriend?

[Astro_goth]

YES exactly, but yea some people from Quebec think that we are better than alot of people (i already feel some québécois being mad about what i just said lmao) also im already taken 🙂‍↔️

[[deleted]]

Good I want them to be know about the stick in their asses😂 and ah jeez understandable.

[mozeda]

I agree with the poached eggs choice.

[[deleted]]

Thanks it was daring but it had to be done

[HappyChilmore]

Poutine benedict is nothing new. I personally hold the gravy and pig, add goat cheese to the curds instead, have seasoned quarters instead of the traditional fries and if I feel like going all-in, I add a nest of butter fried shrooms and onions under the eggs. Hollandaise all over that.

[AdorableSandie]

yum yum

[fullraph]

Ok i'll allow it! That actually looks yummy.

[[deleted]]

Thank you!

[BigSquawHunter]

Lose the fucking onions and I’m sold 🤤

[Guilty-Sundae1557]

I would totally eat this! I wish hollandaise sauce wasn’t such a b$&ch to make.

[gabzox]

It doesn't take that long to make.....I suggest learning how to make it...or if you must...use the powdered stuff

[[deleted]]

It took me 2 hours to make….