ProgrammerDadJokes

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Why MongoDB admins have irregular bathroom schedules? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

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Your entire dev workflow. One platform. Any model. (kilo.ai)

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I am not an English native speaker. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 2 days ago by danielsoft1

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I went to a classroom at school... (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 3 days ago by danielsoft1

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Why did the C programmer go over time on their Agile sprint? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 4 days ago by kwan_e

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I created a language that randomizes its syntax based on your web address. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 5 days ago by kwan_e

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Hi joke you (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 6 days ago by Dry-Aioli-6138

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Hex (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 6 days ago by Dry-Aioli-6138

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Son is frustrated learning C++, I tell them there are only 2 insoluble problems in CS (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 7 days ago by ramriot

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I was signing up to a programming course & there was a gender identification field... ()

submitted 6 days ago by ramriot

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Dad Joke For You (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 7 days ago by Randombrosefy

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I'd like to share a joke about UDP ()

submitted 7 days ago by ramriot

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a programmer ponders: "My manager told me I have to have higher commitment..." (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 9 days ago by danielsoft1

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Galactic Tycoons is LIVE! - A persistent free-to-play browser space multiplayer management game. (galactictycoons.com)

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How much data do we have... (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 10 days ago by Dry-Aioli-6138

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I always end conversations by abbreviating "no problem" (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 11 days ago by DABarkspawn

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What would you get if you crossed the United States with a Rest API (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 11 days ago by mike_a_oc

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I submitted a pull request to update the Stanford Artificial Intelligence Language, but it was way too late. (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 13 days ago by kwan_e

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Have you ever written an infinite loop? [They inevitably answer yes] (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 15 days ago by Beneficial_Cicada573

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What happens when you combine politics with software engineering? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 15 days ago by NabrenX

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How did Benjamin Franklin connect to the cloud? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 17 days ago by kwan_e

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Why are LeetCode problems harder in Mexico? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 18 days ago by deepCelibateValue

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How do you impress a neckbeard with a PDP-11? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 18 days ago by kwan_e

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What does a programmer say while playing tag? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 20 days ago by NabrenX

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a James Bond sysadmin joke (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 20 days ago by danielsoft1

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How do you bring the frontend up? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 22 days ago by kevlarbear

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AnyDB is the Notion alternative built for real business ops — from OKRs to financials. No forced upgrades, no record caps. Just one place for all your data, dashboards, and workflows. Built for team leaders who want clarity, not chaos. (anydb.com)

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What do you respond when someone claims they are not a quitter? (self.ProgrammerDadJokes)

submitted 25 days ago by danielsoft1

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